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Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:27 am to GRTiger
I had a worker who would clock in every day with a newspaper under his arm, walk straight to the mens room, and camp in there for a half hour. The rest of the crew had to do all of the heavy lifting as they got everything set for the day while this guy was reading the sports section.
One day I had the crew all pull up chairs outside the mens room and give the guy a standing ovation as he exited from his mini-vacation. Then we put him to work.
After that I told him he had the choice of shitting at home, coming in a half hour earlier so that he could shite before he clocked in, or to bring me validation from a physician that his health depended on his taking a half hour shite exactly at 8:00am each morning.
One day I had the crew all pull up chairs outside the mens room and give the guy a standing ovation as he exited from his mini-vacation. Then we put him to work.
After that I told him he had the choice of shitting at home, coming in a half hour earlier so that he could shite before he clocked in, or to bring me validation from a physician that his health depended on his taking a half hour shite exactly at 8:00am each morning.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:30 am to Harry Caray
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Doesn't take long to poop. We just enjoy the goddamn smell of other people's shite.
Fixed it for you.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:43 am to lsunurse
quote:The shop I used to work in had one bathroom for around 60 people. Only clients and the owners used the inside bathroom
Our office only has one bathroom for 20-25 of us in our department
Posted on 10/30/18 at 11:55 am to lsunurse
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Our office only has one bathroom for 20-25 of us in our department. Single bathroom.
This is kind of ridiculous, no? I don't know if I could work in those conditions.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:02 pm to GRTiger
That's the only time I have to play Words with Friends. I've got like 12 people waiting on me to make a move. That's 20 minutes easy.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:12 pm to GRTiger
I was downvoted into oblivion for suggesting I was banning the phones in the shitter at work.
I mean, I have two guys in their early 20s. They go into the bathroom. I'm wondering where they went after about 30 minutes. I go looking and I can hear their phones playing videos in the bathroom. It happens every single day.
I mean, I have two guys in their early 20s. They go into the bathroom. I'm wondering where they went after about 30 minutes. I go looking and I can hear their phones playing videos in the bathroom. It happens every single day.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:33 pm to lsunurse
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Why does it take you that long to poop men? Seriously?
it doesn't. But we don't rush thru it like women do. we read, we play on our phone, we whittle on a fingernail. then we shite. Not necessarily in that order, we may evacuate our bowels first.
then we wait to see if we need to shite again. while waiting we read, we play on our phone, we whittle on a fingernail. its a process. You can't rush the process.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:34 pm to GRTiger
I do everything possible to not have to take a dump at work. Solid 20+ mins before my morning shower covers me well until I get home. I hate it when people want to do a funky lunch, and they get mad at me for not being "adventurous". I finally told them that I dont try anything outside the norm new, so I dont take a chance at having to take a dump. TMI for them, but shut them up
I do pee 3-4 times a day as I drink lots of water. Funny to see the folks from other floors around 1:30 looking for open shitters. Ha.
I do pee 3-4 times a day as I drink lots of water. Funny to see the folks from other floors around 1:30 looking for open shitters. Ha.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:44 pm to TOSOV
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I do pee 3-4 times a day as I drink lots of water
I've been trying to drink 6 pints of (just) water everyday. talk about pissing like a racehorse!
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:48 pm to wildtigercat93
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I havent taken a shite that the company didnt pay for in 20 years. Snooze you lose bob.
You don’t shite on weekends or holidays? That can’t be healthy
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:49 pm to tigerinthebueche
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You can't rush the process.
Well when you only have one single bathroom for 25 people...it's a total dick move to hog the bathroom like that.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:51 pm to Funky Tide 8
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This is kind of ridiculous, no? I don't know if I could work in those conditions.
Just the way the area is set up. They keep cramming more people into this small office space for our department.It's within the hospital so if anyone is in there...you have to walk a little and find another bathroom in the hospital to use.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 12:59 pm to lsunurse
Good thing yall got your flu shots this year
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:06 pm to Larry Gooseman
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What if your children became bathroom stall campers? Would you hate them?
The will would be changed if I found out.
One of them already does it at home, which is fine because at least it's just your poop and you can actually get some quiet time. But I'm monitoring the situation.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:17 pm to GRTiger
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But I'm monitoring the situation.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:18 pm to GRTiger
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Unless you have a medical condition that requires you to sit on the shitter at work for an hour, I hope you realize how much the world hates you for this act of creepy laziness.
You take a seat in a room where other people are pissing and shitting around you and camp there because it's just not as satisfying to be a lazy frick in your cubicle? You cut the available stalls in half for those who need to dump and go back to work, those who don't enjoy smelling other people's shite for long periods of time.
frick you, bathroom stall campers. I hope a snake crawls out of the toilet and bites your dick off.
This could be a story line for George Costanza.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:29 pm to GRTiger
Some of us just want to browse TD in peace.
I say this as I’m currently on the shitter after eating Mexican for lunch. I’ll be here for a bit
I say this as I’m currently on the shitter after eating Mexican for lunch. I’ll be here for a bit
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:34 pm to lsunurse
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Well when you only have one single bathroom for 25 people...it's a total dick move to hog the bathroom like that.
couldn't agree more. I don't shite at work unless absolutely necessary so cant say as I'm guilty of it.
seems like you have an OSHA complaint if you want to push it. I thought you had to have one crapper per every 11 or 12 employees.
Posted on 10/30/18 at 1:36 pm to lsunurse
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guy walking out of it with his Ipad tucked under his arm
quote:you need us to draw this for you, nurse?
Why does it take you that long to poop men? Seriously?
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