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re: Best man speech jokes
Posted on 11/15/19 at 3:54 pm to MrPappagiorgio
Posted on 11/15/19 at 3:54 pm to MrPappagiorgio
quote:This, and make sure to take time to set up the story. Tie in the grooms personality quirks that are probably well known. Like "everyone knows how Jim doesnt like things inserted into his rectum". Then tell the story about the lady man hooker.
Rather than some overused cliche joke, tell a short funny story about the groom
Then say something nice about him and the bride
Then sit down
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Posted on 11/15/19 at 3:56 pm to 3morereps
I am in a tightknit circle of friends, and two of them have been married so far, and the two of them have given each other‘s best man speech. They have both been horrendous. One of our friends is most definitely the next to be married, and I feel like I’m going to be the best man there. I am definitely going to……not put their speeches in the forefront, because that’s not what it’s about, but definitely dedicate a line to how bad their speeches were
Posted on 11/15/19 at 5:06 pm to 3morereps
When my nephew got married, his soon to be father in law gave a rehearsal dinner speech that he stole directly off YouTube. It’s one of those father of the bride speeches that had been shared on Facebook about a year earlier. How freaking lazy can you be... especially for your own daughter.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 5:08 pm to 3morereps
Posted on 11/15/19 at 5:40 pm to 3morereps
“If any moms in the audience want to make a bad decision tonight, I’m in room 317. Seriously, now that (groom’s name) is getting married, somebody has to take over fricking 60-something year old fat housewives for money”
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:30 pm to 3morereps
One of many jokes I used, was blacked out and this is all from witness testimony was, “The only reason “friend” got married in the Catholic Church was so he could pass the donation plate around.”
It should be noted that I no longer talk to the guy I was best man for. And that he has since got a divorce from that mustache growing beluga whale look alike.
It should be noted that I no longer talk to the guy I was best man for. And that he has since got a divorce from that mustache growing beluga whale look alike.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:37 pm to 3morereps
Dab your brow in the middle of your speech with the bride's panties.
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:41 pm to lsuwontonwrap
"Its good to see you are both settling."
End it with a 'If it doesn't work out, I'll see you all again next time...'
End it with a 'If it doesn't work out, I'll see you all again next time...'
Posted on 11/15/19 at 6:43 pm to Loup
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don't try too hard. For my brother's rehearsal dinner I was hammered and forgot everything I had planned to say. I started the speech with "thank you all for coming eat with me" and got a few good laughs. I then went on to say how I've been lucky to have role models like my brother and father in my life and then told a story of my brother getting torn up by feral cats in a hay baler when we were kids. Made that story an example of his persistence or some shite.
Wtf? This doesn’t make any sense to me. With 21 upvotes. ...Is this an inside joke?
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