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Posted on 10/19/15 at 2:05 pm to CoachDon
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 2:26 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma so stupid, she was filling out her welfare application, and when she saw where it said "sign here" she put down "Capricorn".
Posted on 10/19/15 at 2:42 pm to Quidam65
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she literally sits around the whole house.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 2:50 pm to Peazey
Yo momma so big, she tripped on Kmart, stepped on Walmart, and fell right on Target
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:06 pm to Paddyshack
Yo' Mama is so stupid and fat, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:08 pm to ksayetiger
Yo mama like a hockey player. She only changes her pads every three periods.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:15 pm to fumanchu2
Talking about Moms??
Oh no... lets not do that.. lets get off of Moms'..
Since I just got off yours!
Oh no... lets not do that.. lets get off of Moms'..
Since I just got off yours!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:38 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma so ugly, when she walked into church Jesus jumped off the cross and said I quit!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:40 pm to Lionnation1993
Yo momma is so hairy you got a rugburn coming out.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:43 pm to DonChowder
Your mom is like a bowling ball, I stick three fingers in her then throw her in the gutter.
Your moms armpits so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
Your mom is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Your moms armpits so hairy it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
Your mom is so fat her blood type is Ragu.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:43 pm to DonChowder
Yo Momma so fat it takes her 2 times to haul arse!!!
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:48 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma so fat that she went into the swimming pool and then a guy with a mad cow disease came and then they all died, because she was so fat.
Yo momma so fat that one day she was going down the street and everything exploded.
Yo momma so fat that the phone rang and then she turned on the music but she couldn’t hear it because she was so fat.
Yo momma so fat that one day she was at a gas station and then she had gas so they just pumped her up and then she got in a car and then she couldn’t get out because Spiderman came and then he was so fat that he got stuck in the car so then everyone came and then they all got fat.
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Yo momma so fat that one day she was going down the street and everything exploded.
Yo momma so fat that the phone rang and then she turned on the music but she couldn’t hear it because she was so fat.
Yo momma so fat that one day she was at a gas station and then she had gas so they just pumped her up and then she got in a car and then she couldn’t get out because Spiderman came and then he was so fat that he got stuck in the car so then everyone came and then they all got fat.
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This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:55 pm to fumanchu2
Yo mama so fat, her nickname is DAYUUUUM!!!
Yo mama so fat, she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran outta gas.
Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, instead of giving her a menu they give her an estimate.
Yo mama so fat, she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her and ran outta gas.
Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, instead of giving her a menu they give her an estimate.
This post was edited on 10/19/15 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 10/19/15 at 3:57 pm to fumanchu2
Yo momma so stupid she called the jerk store.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:11 pm to fumanchu2
Your momma's so old, the key on Benjamin Franklin's kite was to her apartment...
Your momma's so tiny, she could hang-glide on a Dorito....
Your momma's so tiny, she could hang-glide on a Dorito....
Posted on 10/19/15 at 6:48 pm to Sarsippius
Yo Mama so fat her shadow weighs 35 pounds.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:16 pm to fumanchu2
There are no "best yo momma jokes" for anyone over the age of 14.
this can't be a serious question
this can't be a serious question
Posted on 10/19/15 at 7:36 pm to PocketAces
Your momma is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk.
Your momma is so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
Your momma is so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
Posted on 10/19/15 at 8:11 pm to jimmy the leg
Yo momma is so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway
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