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Posted on 3/15/15 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 10:03 pm to
This guy is gonna end up sleeping on the floor or a cot in the room. Chick is gonna claim the bed all to herself. And flirt with other guys at the wedding and make him look like a chump. And get a free trip out of it. Just watch.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 11:08 pm to
My cousin is getting married next week. She wants me to hang out with the two single bridesmaids. I told her to send me a pic of them. I got it and told her they were too fat for me to talk to and I hoped she had better looking friends.

Is the chick even good looking, or is she gonna eat all of the wedding cake herself?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17408 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 11:15 pm to
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And what if I don't get at least a HJ, he says we're guaranteed that since we are paying for the hotel!


Since your friend has guaranteed at least a HJ, you should make him keep his word when the woman rejects you.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 3/15/15 at 11:26 pm to
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Is the chick even good looking, or is she gonna eat all of the wedding cake herself?



this may sound shallow, but I don't think I know what its like to hang out with a fatty. Most girls I hang out are in good shape. I'm thinking of all the house parties and women I spoke to during st pattys day and I can't thing of a single fat girl. Maybe they exist and my mind subconsciously presses delete.
This post was edited on 3/15/15 at 11:27 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:14 am to
Some can be pretty fun, but most are just your typical fat person
Posted by BayouBlue386
53298 posts
Member since Mar 2015
764 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 12:44 am to
She loses 100lbs when the lights go off.
Posted by LSU0812
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2013
728 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 6:23 am to
Wedding's are pretty intimate. Accecpted social etiquette would expect you to go alone unless you were seriously dating someone.

Blind dates for weddings = no. Give yourself the chance to hang out with all the single ladies there. It's the politie thing to do.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16624 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 6:46 am to
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This guy is gonna end up sleeping on the floor or a cot in the room. Chick is gonna claim the bed all to herself. And flirt with other guys at the wedding and make him look like a chump. And get a free trip out of it. Just watch.


Yep, this is a bad idea, this chick could wind up screwing some other dude in his room and locking his arse out for the night.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36870 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 6:55 am to
Is this chick in the same town as you?

Fail avoidance step 1, see if you can meet her for coffee. (Ancient LSU blind date technique). then you can case out the situation and decide on a course of action....
Posted by ALWho
Earth
Member since Oct 2014
612 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 7:06 am to
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Bringing a Date to a Wedding


False narrative. As General Ackabar says, "IT'S A TRAP!!"

Are you insane? Nothing good will come of this.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:12 am to
You ask for advice on this topic on the OT and don't bother to post pics? You have no game to spit.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36870 posts
Posted on 3/16/15 at 8:35 pm to
Do we have an update?

I'm amused by the scenario and wondering how it turns out...
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