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Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:20 pm to Bigpoppat
Have you seen Stevie Wonders new piano?
Neither has he
Neither has he
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:25 pm to Bigpoppat
How do you make an elephant float?
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream in a mug, add some root beer and one elephant.
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream in a mug, add some root beer and one elephant.
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:42 pm to BestBanker
A horse walks into a bar, bartender asks "why the long face?"
The horse replies "my alcoholism is slowly killing my family"
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
The horse replies "my alcoholism is slowly killing my family"
How come you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:43 pm to BestBanker
What does the karate kid drink before each match?
WAAAAA-TAAAAA!!!!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
Why are there no casinos in Africa?
Too many cheetahs!!!
Why does Ariel where seashells?
Bc she can't fit into D-shells!
What's Mario's fav pair of jeans?
Denim! Denim! Denim!
I man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family..
WAAAAA-TAAAAA!!!!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
Why are there no casinos in Africa?
Too many cheetahs!!!
Why does Ariel where seashells?
Bc she can't fit into D-shells!
What's Mario's fav pair of jeans?
Denim! Denim! Denim!
I man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family..
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:44 pm to BestBanker
Heard this on The Price is Right.
"So, what do you do?"
"I'm a pastry chef."
"Does that pay well?"
"Oh yeah. I'm rolling in the dough."
"So, what do you do?"
"I'm a pastry chef."
"Does that pay well?"
"Oh yeah. I'm rolling in the dough."
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:46 pm to witty alias
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
You smell carrots???
You smell carrots???
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:48 pm to Sevendust912
quote:
What do Ethiopians do on their child's first birthday? Lay flowers at its grave
That's not corny.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:49 pm to witty alias
quote:
A showoff
I'm still laughing.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:51 pm to OlGrandad
Didn't read them all, but I like the pirate joke.
Pirate, w/ a steering wheel in his pants, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says "Sir, you do realize there's a steering wheel in your pants...". Pirate says "Argh! It's drivin' me nuts."
Pirate, w/ a steering wheel in his pants, walks into a bar and orders a drink. Bartender says "Sir, you do realize there's a steering wheel in your pants...". Pirate says "Argh! It's drivin' me nuts."
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:54 pm to DANSBIRD
All my jokes are either corny or racist. Racist for the bros corny for the hoes.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 1:58 pm to Me Bite
What do you call a cow masturbating?
Beef Stroganoff
Beef Stroganoff
Posted on 1/13/14 at 2:21 pm to dyslexic
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet me in the corner
Meet me in the corner
Posted on 1/13/14 at 2:24 pm to WAY2GOLSU
What do you call a nosey pepper?
A jalapeno business
A jalapeno business
Posted on 1/13/14 at 2:25 pm to BuddyLAM
what did the mexican firefighter name his twin boys?
jose and hose b
jose and hose b
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 2:27 pm to Sampson
quote:
Why does Ariel where seashells?
Bc she can't fit into D-shells!
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:00 pm to WAY2GOLSU
quote:
What do you call a nosey pepper?
A jalapeno business
Yeah you fricked that all up.
It's what does a nosy pepper do?
GETS JALAPEÑO BIZNASS!!!!
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:09 pm to Sampson
what did the buffalo say when his son went to college?
bison
bison
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:12 pm to Sampson
quote:
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it!
Followed by:
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
Posted on 1/13/14 at 3:14 pm to tigburls
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