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re: Disney Scooters and fat people
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:16 am to Dam Guide
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:16 am to Dam Guide
comprehend man read his post ..frick......
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We paid for a private Disney tour guide... the guide will come and get us at the Floridian suites. We get private breakfast, lunch, dinner with characters my kids picked. We planned with the tour guide the rides that we wanted for that day and went straight to the rides with no waiting. Even took us underneath Disney to all the tunnels....
This post was edited on 3/3/14 at 10:22 am
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Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:19 am to kyledavis
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:20 am to LSUfan4444
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If you haven't tried Tusker House (Animal Kingdom) lunch yet, its by far the nest buffet in our opinion. I mean, the foot is still buffet, but character meal, good drinks from the Dawa Bar and alot of available seating.
Sounds great...
Just got back yesterday and the OP is dead-on. It's so damn aggravating seeing many of these people using the system.
We still had a great time with our children and it's there one visit with us. We told them if we go back with any of them, they are buying and we'll help baby-sit the grandkids.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:22 am to kyledavis
If I ever got so fat I couldn't walk, id be too embarrassed to go to a place like Disney world. But I mean I thjnk that's anyone with a normal amount of self worth
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:24 am to tigerswin03
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comprehend man read his post ..frick......
I did, I don't think you are reading his fricking post.
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We paid for a private Disney tour guide... the guide will come and get us at the Floridian suites. We get private breakfast, lunch, dinner with characters my kids picked. We planned with the tour guide the rides that we wanted for that day and went straight to the rides with no waiting. Even took us underneath Disney to all the tunnels....
This is not that gay $80 keys to the kingdom tour. This is the VIP services guide tour. They don't follow the same rules as the you must be over 16 years old. See how they went on rides and shite and planned that with his guide... The keys to the kingdom tour doesn't do that.
If you are going to bash someone about learning to comprehend, you should do it first dipshit.
This post was edited on 3/3/14 at 10:26 am
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:24 am to tiger1014
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If I ever got so fat I couldn't walk, id be too embarrassed to go to a place like Disney world
To many of those people, they feel they are victims. Not only are they not ashamed, they believe they deserve special treatment because of their "condition".
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:26 am to tigerswin03
I'm pretty sure if I had access to Ohana at the Polynesian on a regular basis I may be too fat to walk
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:29 am to tiger1014
last time we went they had this huge bitch on her scooter waiting to get on the same bus....
well she drives it on the ramp and then stand up while the bus drive is trying to park it between two sets of seats that face the isle....
so the driver was having trouble getting the scooter parked straight , so the fat bitch gets in front of him , picks up the scooter and sets it down where it needed to be parked ....
she literally picked it up walked three feet with it and set it down , disabled ok....
well she drives it on the ramp and then stand up while the bus drive is trying to park it between two sets of seats that face the isle....
so the driver was having trouble getting the scooter parked straight , so the fat bitch gets in front of him , picks up the scooter and sets it down where it needed to be parked ....
she literally picked it up walked three feet with it and set it down , disabled ok....
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:29 am to tiger1014
I ate until it hurt last time I went there.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:35 am to Dam Guide
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. Even took us underneath Disney to all the tunnels
you have to be 14 to go in the tunnels, no matter what package you buy .....
we tried to do it when my daughter was 7 and that's what we were told.....
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:38 am to tiger1014
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I'm pretty sure if I had access to Ohana at the Polynesian on a regular basis I may be too fat to walk
:kige:
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:39 am to tigerswin03
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you have to be 14 to go in the tunnels, no matter what package you buy .....
we tried to do it when my daughter was 7 and that's what we were told.....
Did you actually try to rent a VIP guide or did you just try to go on the tour? Did you even know what the VIP guide was? They don't do the full 5 hour walking tour around the place like the keys to the kingdom, they might have just got a quick glimpse. Hell, some of them may not even show you it. It just depends on what your certain guide may show you. The utilidoors are not this well protected area that you must go through security and shite to get to, hell I have been in them without a tour guide as have a ton of people who are willing to risk it. There are maps all over the net and guides on which doors to use. The guide they had might have just done it as a bonus to the group.
This post was edited on 3/3/14 at 10:42 am
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:42 am to kyledavis
My son and I used to count the fatasses at Disney in the motorized scooters. We got up to 23 one day in Magic Kingdom a few years ago. And what made it worse was that about half of em were smoking cigarettes. What morons.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:42 am to Dam Guide
Is everyone in Disney this week? I will be there tonight! 
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:50 am to Dam Guide
its been a while but if I remember correctly there were a few different tours , a keys to the kingdom and I remember a magic tour , but we wanted to go underneath through the tunnels and every tour my wife asked about (as far as the tunnels) you had to be 14 or older , we ended up doing the dinner with the characters but only for two meals , not the tour....
and yes that was with the vip also , I thought it was 7 hours....
and yes that was with the vip also , I thought it was 7 hours....
This post was edited on 3/3/14 at 10:52 am
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:50 am to Blondie
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Is everyone in Disney this week?
Not going back till September, but making my 180 day ADRs next week for that trip.
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:51 am to LSUfan4444
I am excited about the magic bands....but not the fastpass. I hate how they changed it 
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:53 am to tigerswin03
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its been a while but if I remember correctly there were a few different tours , a keys to the kingdom and I remember a magic tour , but we wanted to go underneath through the tunnels and every tour my wife asked about (as far as the tunnels) you had to be 14 or older , we ended up doing the dinner with the characters but only for two meals , not the tour....
The thing with the VIP services, they don't list going in the utilidoors as an option with it. So the person you talk to may have not even thought to mention to you. I know of some VIP groups that have used them to skip to the next ride they wanted to go on when a parade was going on near it and it bypassed the crowd quickly. It may all depend on the guide if they are willing to do it.
This post was edited on 3/3/14 at 10:54 am
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:56 am to Blondie
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I am excited about the magic bands....but not the fastpass
Our strategy worked awesome...but we like getting to the park early.
We always arrived about 30 minutes prior to posted park opening time. They'll open up at 8:45 if they say 9, so we get there about 8:25.
Hit the big headliners we don't have FP+ first off, then hop to another park that afternoon where our three FP+ would be waiting for us. It;s made it where Epcot almost has to be a two day park now if you don't want to ride Test Track via single rider.
Magic Kingdom can be done in 1 day unless you have kids requiring alot of the meet & greets (Merida etc)
Posted on 3/3/14 at 10:58 am to Dam Guide
man I will have to ask my wife to clarify but the main reason we looked into the tours was the underground tour and I remember it being a rule that you had to be 14 to do that....
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