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Posted on 10/21/16 at 8:21 pm to dukke v
Drank near a handle Bacardi one night after offshore fishing all day. I peed in my buddy's refrigerator in the crisper drawer. I think he had some lettuce in there lol.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 8:24 pm to adambomb
I wouldn't remember. Honestly.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 8:34 pm to Jim Rockford
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I shat on some guy's baker's rack.
This made me
Posted on 10/21/16 at 8:35 pm to adambomb
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adambomb
I know your mom.. Does she wear a cup C bra?
Posted on 10/21/16 at 8:42 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Had a party on a Sunday for my buddy who was getting married and I was the best man. No one touched the Glenlivet. I wake up Monday late morning and started drinking Glenlivet. I drank almost the whole bottle over the day. I was still drunk Tuesday. Wednesday night I had to give the speech and the rehearsal dinner. Vomit was at the back of my throat and I had to leave. That was the worst hangover I have ever had I thought I had alcohol poisoning.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 8:43 pm to weadjust
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One night I shite on my guitar.
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Did it sound like a Nirvana song?
Phish
Posted on 10/21/16 at 10:49 pm to OMLandshark
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OMLandshark
I lived in Taiwan for 3 years (1995-1997). Some of the most god awful liquor I ever drank and smelled was Taiwanese rice wine. It had a sick alcohol content, and just burned going down--absolutely no positive values to drinking it.
I brought back a couple bottles back in the day and we poured shots of this crap at Bruno's bar--a couple of the professional drinkers even hurled...it's that bad!
I still believe I have a bottle buried in the liquor cabinet at my parents house--now aged for 20 years!
Oh, and Gang Bei!!...(bottoms up!!)
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:02 pm to adambomb
A few days before Christmas two years ago the SO went to NOLA to party so I was hanging out with some friends. Drank a few beers and a bottle of 100 proof hot damn in an hour as a bet. Woke up the next day in ICU. Luckily my friends called an ambulance instead of putting me in a bed when I passed out. Apparently I blew a .43 and stopped breathing for a bit. Haven't drank hot damn since. 
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:06 pm to adambomb
I don't have anything too crazy, but I had a buddy years ago that was hammered and started doing donuts with his car in a parking lot. Problem was it was in front of a Denny's that was full of cops sitting there having a meal. IIRC his BAC was .32. It's probably a good thing he got busted, he could've killed someone that night.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:07 pm to adambomb
A long, long time ago in a Galaxy far, far away a dear friend of mine - who may or may not be named Tim S. - drank our fill and then some at the Bayou.
He returned to his apartment and for some odd reason decided to take a bath. Of course he soon passed out and some time during the night, shite in the tub.
He awoke the next morning, shriveled like a prune, sitting in cold bathwater with an armada of turds floating all around him.
He returned to his apartment and for some odd reason decided to take a bath. Of course he soon passed out and some time during the night, shite in the tub.
He awoke the next morning, shriveled like a prune, sitting in cold bathwater with an armada of turds floating all around him.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:16 pm to reverendotis
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He awoke the next morning, shriveled like a prune, sitting in cold bathwater with an armada of turds floating all around him.
I love this place sometimes.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:21 pm to adambomb
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Had a bad night last night, did a lot of stupid shite and I think I nearly died.
I bet you shite semen when you woke up
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:30 pm to reverendotis
I laughed so loud and literally just woke up the whole house while reading your post!!
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:39 pm to 31TIGERS
@31 Tigers - just curious, did you go to OU?
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:48 pm to 31TIGERS
Mine involved Jagermeister and Freds in Tiger Land. Me and some buddies always went to Freds in college. They lived at what is now Campus Crossings on Brightside and we always walked to Freds and back. This was in 05-06 so it was still somewhat safe. We pregamed before hand and walked to Freds. I can remember taking around 7 shots of Jagermeister and that was it. I assume there were much more. My buddies tell me they were giving me cash to go get the shots. I'd come back with no money and no shots.
Fast forward to the next morning. I wake up on their couch in basketball shorts with no underwear and a wet pair on the floor. Well apparently I got really shite faced that night. On the walk back they had to guide me back to their apartment. I tried to take a nap on the railroad tracks on Nicholson. They had to pick me up from the tracks. Somewhere along the way I fell backwards into a ditch full of water. That explained the reason I had a wet pair of underwear on the floor. They said I was soaked so they stipped me of my wet clothes and put me to sleep on the couch. Don't remember any of this shite.
Fast forward to the next morning. I wake up on their couch in basketball shorts with no underwear and a wet pair on the floor. Well apparently I got really shite faced that night. On the walk back they had to guide me back to their apartment. I tried to take a nap on the railroad tracks on Nicholson. They had to pick me up from the tracks. Somewhere along the way I fell backwards into a ditch full of water. That explained the reason I had a wet pair of underwear on the floor. They said I was soaked so they stipped me of my wet clothes and put me to sleep on the couch. Don't remember any of this shite.
This post was edited on 10/21/16 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:53 pm to reverendotis
quote:Most Third World Navies.
with an armada of turds floating all around him.
Most of a fifth of Stoly on an empty stomach.
I ended up right back where I started.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:53 pm to OMLandshark
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Mine (I think) involved around 36 beers, two bottles of champagne, and around a dozen shots.
Yeah...this never happened.
Posted on 10/21/16 at 11:54 pm to adambomb
For professionals, there really isn't one real good answer.
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