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re: Fool proof way to avoid a DWI or proof of a fool??
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:32 pm to BayouBandit24
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:32 pm to BayouBandit24
quote:You don't have to prove shite. He does.
how could you prove that you hadn't already opened and taken a sip out of the pint?
This post was edited on 8/8/14 at 3:34 pm
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Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:33 pm to BayouBandit24
quote:
how could you prove that you hadn't already opened and taken a sip out of the pint?
How could they prove you did?
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:33 pm to BayouBandit24
Don't have to, I drank enough after leaving the vehicle to throw my BAC way over the limit. The rest the lawyers and pissed off DA can handle...
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:33 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
It's far from foolproof.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:33 pm to Commandeaux
quote:
That wouldn't work for me. Since I'm black, they would mistake the pint of whiskey for a gun and shoot my black arse.
Naw, it ain't 'cause you're black.
It's because they heard your buddy call you "dawg"...
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:34 pm to boom roasted
BRB, I'm gone try this right now
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:34 pm to fr33manator
:rimshot:
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:35 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
I'll leave some in the bottle.
That's great if the state collects it and it gets handled properly and entered into evidence at trial, casting serious doubt on their own case. That's not what's going to happen. Here's what's going to happen:
1. You get arrested for suspicion of DUI
2. The quart of whiskey hits you and you register WAY over the limit on the chemical test later at the station that's the one that actually gets admitted as evidence during your trial
3. You get convicted of DUI
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:35 pm to AngryBeavers
quote:
Sounds like a good way to get shot. Especially at night.
Every time I've been pulled over I've gotten out of the truck/car. I always slowly exit the vehicle with my license, registration, and insurance in my hand. I walk to the rear bumper and wait for the cop to approach me. I've never been asked to remain in the vehicle or get back in it.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:35 pm to FT
Judge would take one look at the video of you chugging and find you guilty. Fact.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:36 pm to FT
quote:
how could you prove that you hadn't already opened and taken a sip out of the pint?
You don't have to prove shite. He does.
Exactly. They proved that you were driving recklessly by video or cop testimony and that you tested over the limit after arrest.
Guilty.
Next case.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:37 pm to TexasTiger01
A friend of mine who has been charged with like 5 dwis. His lawyer told him to absolutely do this.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:37 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
Most of the world's problems can be solved with a .45 and a shovel
quote:
cop testimony
You. Monster.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:38 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
1. You get arrested for suspicion of DUI
2. The quart of whiskey hits you and you register WAY over the limit on the chemical test later at the station that's the one that actually gets admitted as evidence during your trial
3. You get convicted of DUI
You missed the part where
2a. my attorney submits the patrol car video footage where it clearly shows that I drink the fifth after I get out of the car, which is a crime but not a DUI. Then he says "Now will the state please prove without a reasonable doubt that my client, DMATB, was intoxicated before he drank this fifth"
2b. I am acquitted
3. TigerstuckinMS sucks
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:40 pm to LSUSUPERSTAR
quote:
They already have you on camera driving recklessly.
When I was charged with DUI, I was pulled over because I honked at some girls in a BMW.
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:40 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
That's when you grab the empty pint, rip the evidence tag off of it and tell the Judge I believe this is mine; then walk out like a boss. Running for sheriff shortly after is advised....
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:40 pm to TexasTiger01
Inhaling butane will lower your blown BAC. For me anyway. Don't ask why I know this
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:42 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
cool they can charge me with reckless operation. NOT DWI
+ PI
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:42 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
quote:
You missed the part where
2a. my attorney submits the patrol car video footage where it clearly shows that I drink the fifth after I get out of the car, which is a crime but not a DUI. Then he says "Now will the state please prove without a reasonable doubt that my client, DMATB, was intoxicated before he drank this fifth"
2b. Judge busts out laughing, raps gavel, and convicts him.
3. You sue your attorney for malpractice
Agreed
Posted on 8/8/14 at 3:42 pm to colorchangintiger
quote:
When I was charged with DUI, I was pulled over because I honked at some girls in a BMW.
How is that even an excuse to pull someone over?
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