Had a coke head for a strength coach in high school get in an argument with a big ol baw before lifting.

He backs down and walks off. About 30 minutes later, the kid is benching. The coach shoved his spotter out of the way and proceeds to stop the kids bench from coming all the way up. There's 250+ lbs on the bar and the guy was doing it to "send a message".

Kid drops the weights and tips the bar right as three or four guys realize what's going on. He gets up off the bench and the coach immediately realizes he fricked up and tries to throw a sucker punch.

He connects, directly with the kid's forehead.

Now this kid is maybe 6ft, but he's 260lbs and country as shite.

The punch did absolutely nothing and he picks the coach up, drives him about 10ft into the weight rack and knocks it all down. He's on top of the coach, beating his arse.

We all walked over slightly slowly and pulled him off. Called the cops. Coach gets an ambulance. Cops arrest kid. We're all screaming bullshite. Point out there are security cameras. Cops watch footage.

Coach gets pulled from ambulance and put in cop car. Kids parents showed up. Parents ask the kid if he wants to press charges.

Kid says in front of a huge crowd of cops, parents, and administrators, "you let his bitch arse out the car and I'll give him a head start."

Coach got fired.

Followup 8 months later. That pos is in a local bar all coked up and starts running his mouth and takes a swing at the kid. Kid beats the shite out of him. Breaks his right leg and almost detaches his ear.

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Posted by BilJ

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Posted on 5/16/17 at 10:27 am to ctiger69

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One practice during high school basketball our coach said he had a meeting with the principal and he would be back in 30 minutes. So he told us to practice free throws. So everyone is spread out in the gym. One of the seniors decides to launch a basketball the entire court length and hit a freshman in the head. The freshman is pissed and says he is going home. So he starts walking home. Later on a couple of seniors run and catch him on the street outside and tell him to get back in the gym because coach would be pissed if he found out what happened. So the freshman comes back in the gym. The freshman says give me a ball!!! Everyone gets quiet. I thought he was going to hit the senior with it. Instead he dribbles the ball the entire court length as fast as he could and shoots a layup. The ball hits the under side of the rim and makes this loud doink sound. Everyone in the gym is dying of laughter.

was this an elaborate troll or do you just tell really shitty stories?

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