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re: GMT: Cheers To The Weekend Edition
Posted on 10/11/14 at 9:50 am to Sir Drinksalot
Posted on 10/11/14 at 9:50 am to Sir Drinksalot
quote:
Sir Drinksalot thinks Festus is very hot.
Ty gent
Posted on 10/11/14 at 9:52 am to Skillet
quote:
are people just too ignorant to the fact that it's football season? weddings and funerals, don't frick with me during football season.
Love them to death but damn. There had better be a TV at the venue.
Posted on 10/11/14 at 9:54 am to Festus
Did I see you said you had a date tonight?
This post was edited on 10/11/14 at 9:55 am
Posted on 10/11/14 at 9:55 am to Festus
quote:
Skil, why can't sweet baby hold out just a little longer until SFP can get his practice profitable?
their marriage:
preacher--slow, do you take paige to be your lawfully wedded friend, to love to honor & to obey in sickness and in health?
slow---yes
preacher--and paige, do you take slow to be your lawfully wedded friend, to love to honor & to obey in sickness and in health?
paige---wait wut?
Posted on 10/11/14 at 9:57 am to jmcs68
Quit stalking me you s*x fiend.
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:01 am to Skillet
quote:
their marriage:
preacher--slow, do you take paige to be your lawfully wedded friend, to love to honor & to obey in sickness and in health?
slow---yes
preacher--and paige, do you take slow to be your lawfully wedded friend, to love to honor & to obey in sickness and in health?
paige---(typing on phone, starts new thread on the OT)So I'm thinking about marrying SFP, how should I answer this question....
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:02 am to Festus
It's only because you're so hot.
Have fun :)
Have fun :)
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:06 am to jmcs68
Get in line behind Sir Drinks...
(thanks, I hope to)
(thanks, I hope to)
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:08 am to Festus
Remember, no means yes and yes means anal.
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:11 am to Bushmaster
God, I hope she doesn't try to do anal on me.
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:13 am to Festus
If she's hot just let her do what she wants. It's not all about you, gent.
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:14 am to Festus
Good luck on the date Fes../
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:14 am to Festus
Si si mi pitote es mucho hinchado
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:16 am to Festus
embrace the peg, uncle fes
This post was edited on 10/11/14 at 10:17 am
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:22 am to fr33manator
I'm so glad I have this place to help me through this stressing time. My motto for the night, "It's not about me, embrace the peg".
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:27 am to Festus
Where did you meet this pegging tramp?
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:29 am to Bushmaster
She works with the wife of a guy I work with. Met her at his house to watch a football game.
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:34 am to Festus
Glass of wine. Packing up for soccer fields. Yay
Not really
Weddings, Funerals and kids soccer should not happen on SEC football days.
Preachers & Funeral Directors & Soccer Dads would be a lot happier.
Gooduck tonite Festus.
Maybe Ms. Kitty has hooked you up.
Not really
Weddings, Funerals and kids soccer should not happen on SEC football days.
Preachers & Funeral Directors & Soccer Dads would be a lot happier.
Gooduck tonite Festus.
Maybe Ms. Kitty has hooked you up.
This post was edited on 10/11/14 at 10:49 am
Posted on 10/11/14 at 10:48 am to Festus
So many Festus date jokes...
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