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re: Hair test coming up. Any success stories?

Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:48 am to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84399 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:48 am to
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Perhaps you are best suited for the legal profession, or the service industry.



Ouch, but true.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35131 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:48 am to
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Bleach it then dye it back to your natural color


And then they will pull the hair off your taint.
Posted by The Bruce
Member since Dec 2013
951 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:48 am to
Knew a girl that was basically an everyday smoker, toker, midnight joker. She got the shampoo and passed. That's your only option at this point. Just follow the directions.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:49 am to
Just google passing hair test, doper
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:49 am to
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Worthless POS


You must be either old or really dumb. Pot use is practically ubiquitous among young professionals.
Posted by PierPunk
#BugaNation
Member since Apr 2013
3317 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:49 am to
Once you pass let's hit a bowl to celebrate
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:51 am to
No it isn't.

Potheads just tell themselves that
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:52 am to
Yep
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:52 am to
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Assumin you test pos, will this be your first offense with this employer?

If they are paying the $$$ for the hair test, I am guessing no.

Perhaps you are best suited for the legal profession, or the service industry.


You're not very good at 'assumin'. I hope you're not in a profession where thinking is required.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15717 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:54 am to
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:54 am to
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I hope you're not in a profession where thinking is required. 


Lol he is probably in a profession that drug tests its employees. You know, like the one you're asking about all nervous on the internet
This post was edited on 2/17/14 at 11:54 am
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:54 am to
You're about to get booted out of med school. lol
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:55 am to
I'm just curious, and also surprised no one has asked this yet: what field do you work (likely soon to be worked) in?
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:56 am to
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You're not very good at 'assumin'. I hope you're not in a profession where thinking is required.
I find it funny that you're insulting someone else's intelligence when the answer to your question is literally one click and a few button presses away. You know how Google work, huh?
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10922 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:56 am to
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You must be either old or really dumb. Pot use is practically ubiquitous among young professionals


What color is the sky in your world?

"practically ubiquitous" =/= "legal"

The fact that you can't see this, or somehow seem to justify it is a great indicator of your innate lack of character and integrity. What other company policies would you shite all over if I hired you? What kind of liability would you incur on my business, jeapordizing my hard won company name and reputation due to your lack of judgement and moral relativism?

The world doesn't owe you a job little boy. Get your shite together, grow up, and be a man. Follow the rules, whether you like them or not, or choose not to play.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:57 am to
Posted by meaux5
New York, NY
Member since Sep 2010
11027 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:57 am to
Not it's not dummy
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 11:58 am to
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No it isn't.

Potheads just tell themselves that



Yes it is. I've worked as a regulatory officer for the govt and in the health care industry, and in both places, over half of the >35 age group smoked pot. You're friends and family just know you're an idiot, so they hide it from you.

For the record, I'm re-entering the job market after getting a second degree and thought that with all the facts supporting the relative harmlessness of marijuana that I wouldn't have to take a hair test.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:00 pm to
It's against the law at the moment


Deal with it
Posted by reddy tiger
Mandeville
Member since Aug 2012
1602 posts
Posted on 2/17/14 at 12:01 pm to
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The world doesn't owe you a job little boy. Get your shite together, grow up, and be a man. Follow the rules, whether you like them or not, or choose not to play.


Dumb it is. But you do get one thing right... With idiots like yourself out there, being a sheep is a safe option.
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