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re: Has anyone here had or know someone who has had a penis enlargement?
Posted on 1/29/21 at 5:57 pm to theunknownknight
Posted on 1/29/21 at 5:57 pm to theunknownknight
Had to cut the top of the pump open to relieve the pressure. Truly sucked.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 5:59 pm to theunknownknight
What about that capsule that can make you feel bigger, firmer, and faster ? They play that commercial all day long on 104.9 ESPN Baton Rouge .
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:11 pm to theunknownknight
Let me ask a friend of mine who works in a circumcision clinic. It’s a strange job but he says he gets 800 skins a week, all the tips he can handle, and a chance to get a head! 
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:27 pm to theunknownknight
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Equals zero btw
It actually equals 350.
Seriously.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:27 pm to theunknownknight
this thread just reminded me of how much I wish I had a bigger penis.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:34 pm to theunknownknight
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This post was edited on 1/29/21 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 1/29/21 at 6:47 pm to theunknownknight
Just make sure that your father remembers that it isn't all sunshine and lollipops toting that sort of iron around.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 7:55 pm to theunknownknight
Supposedly there is a procedure where they cut something in the area around the base and it is supposed to get you an extra inch or so, screw that. Bob Crane, the guy that played Hogan on Hogan's Heroes had it done.
They made a movie about him. He was a complete and total pervert, supposedly that had something to do with him getting murdered.
They made a movie about him. He was a complete and total pervert, supposedly that had something to do with him getting murdered.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 7:58 pm to fallguy_1978
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That would be an embarrassing stocking stuffer gift card at the family Christmas party

Posted on 1/29/21 at 8:02 pm to theunknownknight
No, just a reduction.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 9:08 pm to theunknownknight
An ICU patient of mine had a penis implant that became infected. Surgeons removed the implant and started high dose IV antibiotics. Eventually had to amputate. Still couldn’t stop the infection. They then had take him back to the OR to open his testicles, removed both testes and begin twice a day packing of his testicles with betadine soaked gauze. He became septic and never made it out of the hospital. His last month of life had to be about the worse I could ever imagined.
Posted on 1/29/21 at 9:39 pm to theunknownknight
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Has anyone here had or know someone who has had a penis enlargement?
Don Simpson, John Wayne Bobbit
Posted on 1/29/21 at 10:12 pm to GRIZZ
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An ICU patient of mine had a penis implant that became infected. Surgeons removed the implant and started high dose IV antibiotics. Eventually had to amputate. Still couldn’t stop the infection. They then had take him back to the OR to open his testicles, removed both testes and begin twice a day packing of his testicles with betadine soaked gauze. He became septic and never made it out of the hospital. His last month of life had to be about the worse I could ever imagined.
Where did this take place?
When the implant was removed, a washout is done to eliminate most of the infection, followed by antibiotics. How did the surgeon manage to screw this up?
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:05 pm to theunknownknight
Mine is enlarged every morning
Posted on 1/29/21 at 11:16 pm to theunknownknight
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I have one every morning when I wake up. It keeps tapping me on my chest to wake me up.
That’s rude of your boyfriend
Well, you should know.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 1:53 am to theunknownknight
I wonder how many guys tried this...

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On Nov. 16, 2019, Ihlayanews published an article positing that men could permanently enlarge their penises by getting a bee sting on their member:
Bee sting to the penis can permanently enlarge it
This unusual method was used by the royals of ancient Egypt to permanently enlarge their manhood …
… John Corona the leader of the bee sting to the penis research said he is still shocked by the results. “The Asian guys can’t handle their new mandingle, it’s awesome as soon as the pain is gone you can go back to business”.
This item was not a factual recounting of real-life events. The article originated with an entertainment website that does not publish factual stories. While this website does not carry a readily available disclaimer, they do include the tagline “nuusparodie waarvan jy hou,” which translates from Afrikaans to “news parody you like.”
Here is a more detailed description of its content on its Ihlayanews

Posted on 1/30/21 at 4:23 am to Klingler7
Whatever happened to Smilin' Bob and Enzyte?
They ran that huge big bucks ad campaign them suddenly they were gone.
They ran that huge big bucks ad campaign them suddenly they were gone.
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Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:13 am to Grinder
At a teaching hospital in NYC. I think the screw up took place by 1 the patient waited too long to be seen and treated and 2, the surgeon was trying to minimize the damage with the first surgery instead of performing a complete removal of all infected parts. Regardless the end result was fking awful. Dude was rotten. I can’t recall what cultured out, but I remember him being on several IV antibiotics.
Posted on 1/30/21 at 7:18 am to theunknownknight
I get one 3 or 4 times a week!
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