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Posted on 4/5/16 at 8:58 am to RedRifle
I'd remove my pinstripe fedora (complete with embroidered skull), stroke my neck beard a few times, and get to work braiding that thing. You're welcome, m'lady.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 8:58 am to RedRifle
I don't think it would be impolite at all to ask her to move her locks so you can see the tv. What a dumbarse count to begin with.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 8:58 am to RedRifle
Pull her hair with your right hand. Put your left hand around her throat. Ask her if she wants to join the mile high club.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 8:59 am to RedRifle
Lufthansa flight from Frankfurt to Logan.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:00 am to jflsufan
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Pull her hair with your right hand. Put your left hand around her throat. Tell her she's joining the mile high club.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:00 am to RedRifle
I'm handsome and charming so it would be quite easy to handle.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:01 am to RedRifle
Obviously she wants a French Braid. I'd totally oblige and make it tight enough to cut circulation to her head.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:01 am to RedRifle
Ask politely, then cut it off.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:02 am to RedRifle
Ask in a very calm, Buffalo Bill-esque voice "Excuse me ma'am, but might I inquire if this is your real hair? I'd kill to get my hands on hair this nice for my collection."
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:03 am to RedRifle
Tap her on the shoulder and tell her her hair is in the way of my screen and to please move it. 
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:04 am to AUbagman
quote:Too mature...does not compute
Tap her on the shoulder and tell her her hair is in the way of my screen and to please move it.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:05 am to rilesrick
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Staged. Obv staged.
this
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:06 am to RedRifle
is she good looking?
this could be an opportunity to break the ice.
this could be an opportunity to break the ice.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:06 am to RedRifle
I'd be nice and just ask her to move it, but shite like this pisses me off. She knows it's like that. People just don't give a shite about anyone around them.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:07 am to TexasTiger90
Order a tall glass of tomato juice and proceed to wash her hair like she just got sprayed by a skunk.
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:08 am to RedRifle
I'd just pull it. Bitches love that
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:08 am to RedRifle
She knows she is bothering you; so
She is flirting.
If she is FAF, use it to segue into somethin like "you might as well be sitting on my lap"...
Or if you wanna be a prankster, tie her hair up to the backseat
She is flirting.
If she is FAF, use it to segue into somethin like "you might as well be sitting on my lap"...
Or if you wanna be a prankster, tie her hair up to the backseat
Posted on 4/5/16 at 9:09 am to RedRifle
Ask her if she would like braids? 
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