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re: Humor Break: Brit lists most famous attribute about each US State (stereotypes)
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:00 pm to Auburn80
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:00 pm to Auburn80
quote:You remind me of my all time fave Beverly Hillbillies moment.quote:No it isn’t. Hillbillies live in the Appalachian mountains. Rednecks live in Mississippi and Alabama. Hillbillies play banjos, smoke corn cob pipes, and make moonshine. Rednecks drive trucks, make meth, and date their cousins.
Hillbilly is a state of mind baw
In the episode where Jethro tries to run a restaurant, due to a complicated series of plot machinations two of Drysdale's very important clients -- the wife a pretentious society matron, the husband henpecked and never speaking -- end up eating at the restaurant.
Granny ends up cooking the food and brings it out to them. The lady is appalled -- it's possum stew and other hillbilly vittles! She starts throwing out insults but the husband wolfs down the food and finally speaks, "Be quiet, Essie Mae!" he tells his wife in a thick backwoods accent.
It seems the couple hails from the same parts as the Clampetts, but the wife tried to hide their background and go native to fit in with all the hifalutin society types.
The next day, Granny and Jed are discussing what happened:
JED: "We thought they was some high class society folks, turns out they're from up in the hills just like us."
GRANNY: "Not like us! They ain't hill people. They come from down in the gully."
JED: (Thoughtfully) "Granny... Don't be a snob."
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Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:03 pm to goofball
To the best of my knowledge the United States kicked the crap out of Britain’s army during the revolutionary war.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:06 pm to goofball
Lived there for nearly a decade. They don’t admit it at first, but in their hearts they love America.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:07 pm to 1BamaRTR
quote:
Europeans tend to be more arrogant. Carry that sense of superiority especially when it comes to those “backwards yanks”
Except for when they need us to come bail their limey asses out from getting buttfricked by stronger nations.
frick the UK and frick France. They weren’t worth saving in 1917-18 and then again in 1941-45. Washington warned us about getting involved in the affairs of Europe in anything more than trade.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:12 pm to Dennis Celery
quote:Google F. Scott Fitgerald's letter to Edmund Wilson, "Damn the continent of Europe".
frick the UK and frick France. They weren’t worth saving in 1917-18 and then again in 1941-45
I won't risk banning by posting it here.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:21 pm to Kafka
Reading the people in this thread getting all angry and defensive is as entertaining as the Brits takes. Relax, fellas
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:29 pm to Kafka
quote:
Google F. Scott Fitgerald's letter to Edmund Wilson, "Damn the continent of Europe".
Google Edmund Wilson's reply, "F Scott Fitzgerald."
Posted on 4/14/21 at 7:38 pm to EvrybodysAllAmerican
Louisiana is famous for marching those brits back to their ships
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:32 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Alabama is inbred. The Brits have a doctorate in inbreeding.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:43 pm to Chucktown_Badger
Dutch cheese >>>>
Posted on 4/14/21 at 8:47 pm to Hangit
Don't get me started on their dental hygiene
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:06 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Don't get me started on their dental hygiene
They mostly have all of them. Their teeth just need a good OL coach to get them lined up properly.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:08 pm to Tacktheritrix
More famous for not having a single orthodontist in Great Britain
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:28 pm to goofball
I've hung out with Brit tourists on a couple of occasions. They will travel halfway across the world to attend a concert. Most of them have no idea how vast this country is, but are ten times more knowledgeable of the world than Americans.
Posted on 4/14/21 at 11:26 pm to Starcrunch37
No, they just cut their losses
Posted on 4/15/21 at 1:37 am to goofball
He did better than I could at stereotyping different parts of England without Google.
But, a European will show their own brand of ignorance when they say they want to visit the US for a 10 day holiday, and on that holiday:
A) Rent a car or RV
B) Just drive around the US.
C) Manage to see New York, Miami, Vegas, Texas, Los Angeles, and Seattle on that 1 trip.....
But, a European will show their own brand of ignorance when they say they want to visit the US for a 10 day holiday, and on that holiday:
A) Rent a car or RV
B) Just drive around the US.
C) Manage to see New York, Miami, Vegas, Texas, Los Angeles, and Seattle on that 1 trip.....
Posted on 4/15/21 at 5:27 am to Jyrdis
quote:
Whoever wrote that posts here
Posted on 4/15/21 at 8:55 am to deltaland
Florida, Maryland, Utah and the Virginias all made me chuckle
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