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Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195568 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Last time I did it, it was $125. I'm not sure how much Stacy charges.
maybe I can sniff her butt while she cleans my baseboards
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
77385 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:51 pm to
Your desperation is palpable since that supreme court ruling

Quit trying to force it, he will come to you.
This post was edited on 6/29/15 at 9:53 pm
Posted by ByteMe
Member since Sep 2003
22359 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Lies


Yes, I lied about having a girl fart in my nostrils. Don't hate me.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
195568 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

Quit trying to force it, he will come to you.
your encouragement means a lot to me
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:55 pm to
I'm not gonna say if I have or haven't been there but frick that place. I hope it burns to the ground while the manager is inside suffering from a wasp stuck in his dick hole while a midget shoves toothpicks under his toe nails.

The sheriff of Wilkinson County should be imprisoned in the worst shite hole of a prison in the depths of hell deep in Mexico where Miguel rapes his arse every day.

Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
61398 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 9:57 pm to
damn, sonnnn...sound's like you got your money's worth....
Posted by Front9Bandit
Member since Dec 2013
15432 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:01 pm to
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I'm married, I couldn't handle any more than that


Vicki would make it rain if she knew you could get extras there.
Posted by JUCOtransfer
Member since Jun 2015
20 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:29 pm to
I've been to Illusions and Dancers on Airline in BR. Comparing places, Illusions isn't a total shite hole. Lol
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
5004 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:34 pm to
I remember when that place opened. I was working at a furniture store in Natchez and a couple of the girls rented some stuff from us. I would have to go out to their houses to collect cuz they wouldn't pay their bills (imagine that... strippers who cant handle their finances). If yall saw the crappy, roach-infested aids traps those skanky white trash girls lived in, you would never set foot in that place. When we did finally have to repossess our stuff, we couldn't even get it back to the store. We threw it in a dump in Sibley b/c we couldn't stand the stench of it seeping into the cab from the back of the box truck any longer.

N-A-S-T-Y!!!!!

I know... not the kind of story you were looking for, but at least they named the place right.
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:06 pm to
Yeah. It's filled with meth addict strippers missing grills. They all look good unto the lights turn on. The ole shallow Hal switch a rue. The serious talent do not roll in there until Hunting Season, and when my company's was working a oil play at the end of 2014
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:09 pm to
The peg leg does still work there
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:14 pm to
quote:


Are you the peg leg stripper?



Posted by TheFranchise
The Stick
Member since Feb 2005
6321 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 6:00 am to
quote:

Do you know the poster "TheFranchise"?


How did I get brought into this?
Posted by Icansee4miles
Trolling the Tickfaw
Member since Jan 2007
32077 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 6:13 am to
This thread has generated many many spinoff questions. I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by Mie2cents
the round part of earth
Member since Dec 2012
3462 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 8:18 am to
I heard they don't wear pasties on the tits over there. I also know that the po po is right across the street in case there is any altercations.
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 8:43 am to
first start the thread off with NSFW

then call this diamond in the rough by it's code name.....Woodville Ballet

Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49049 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 8:46 am to
quote:

I heard they don't wear pasties on the tits over there. I also know that the po po is right across the street in case there is any altercations.


This is all true. Not much trouble there for that reason. But let me warn you of one nuance during the off-season. Money is not so great there and to get a gal(who likely drove up from Denham Springs or Watson) fully nude will take some arbitrary amount usually set by the DJ via PA system. For example, Spicy Stacy comes out and dances one song in both a top and bottom. DJ announces she'll take top off for $10. So guys throw up $1s to reach $10.
Usually takes about $40 and 2-3 songs before she'll get nude.

It's not like the bigger mo awesomer fully nude joints you may have been to. But.... it's a nice adventure for some guys night out fun and they gotta get paid somehow.


ETA: So I've heard from a frain.

This post was edited on 6/30/15 at 8:50 am
Posted by TaxmanMSU
a glasscase of emotion
Member since Oct 2012
4217 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 9:19 am to
Further north is a place called Bo's Hideaway, used to be the Blue Goose down the road. Any time you end up there you seriously regret that decision in the morning. The Bar side is like a scene from a movie though.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49049 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Further north is a place called Bo's Hideaway, used to be the Blue Goose down the road. Any time you end up there you seriously regret that decision in the morning. The Bar side is like a scene from a movie though.


Where is this? One I know of is about 40 miles north(off 28 heading from Natchez to Jackson). There's a giant metal shed shithole of a seasonal strip club tucked away in the woods that I've always wanted to venture to.
This post was edited on 6/30/15 at 9:24 am
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60252 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 11:26 am to
Did you get a "We Put the Wood in Woodville" t-shirt?
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