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re: LUNCH TIME THREAD- gross stories edition
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:45 pm to Kcrad
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:45 pm to Kcrad
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Kcrad
Since you were the ONLY poster this morning who replied or showed ANY EMPATHY AT ALL about my neighbor I'll let you know... The mother is in the hospital, getting fluids. Just passed out and was "unresponsive". Husband said it was likely dehydration. He seemed appreciative I stopped and asked.
Also the infant is older than I thought...I never saw her looking in the family way... Oh well.
Beers 1 and 2... Some bar mix
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:47 pm to Kcrad
quote:
, I was raised in a middle class family
Were you proud of your lawn?
This post was edited on 10/17/24 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:49 pm to AwesomeSauce
It is. My desk is appropriately spooky.
I’m a little bit stabby today. You?
I’m a little bit stabby today. You?
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:49 pm to LCA131
It is very important to stay hydrated.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:50 pm to Aspercel
You need a boo bucket stat.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:50 pm to madamsquirrel
nada for lunch, did yardwork instead. Either just did my last mow of the season or I only got 1 more left 
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:50 pm to Kcrad
Yes it is.
It's why I'm just sipping my beer instead of gulping. I think that helps.
It's why I'm just sipping my beer instead of gulping. I think that helps.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:56 pm to madamsquirrel
gumbo on the 1/2 shell


Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:56 pm to madamsquirrel
That may help.
I’ve flipped out in a few people today
I’ve flipped out in a few people today
Posted on 10/17/24 at 2:59 pm to Aspercel
Would you like to visit my MIL at the hospital? She may want help fussing at people trying to help her.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:02 pm to tigernurse
quote:
that went untreated until she became septic.
Sepsis*
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:04 pm to Kcrad
quote:
I was raised in a middle class family.
Those people were my relatives, which are people I am related to, and relating to these middle-class people is something i can relate to, because I was raised in a middle-class family, with relatives and a lawnmower that was relatively a middle-class kind of mower. We passed on the Briggs and Stratton because we chose Tecumseh because of our ancestral relatives that we were related to. Cackling time.
This post was edited on 10/17/24 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:08 pm to tgrbaitn08
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that went untreated until she became septic. Sepsis*
I don’t think you’re getting enough brain to your oxygen 08.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:10 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
that went untreated until she became septic.
quote:
Sepsis*
It is a constant.. Like the speed of light.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:16 pm to Deep Purple Haze
r those dog biscuits on the side? 

Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:18 pm to madamsquirrel
I was scrub tech for a mid-thigh amputation while at Womack Army Hospital at Ft Bragg way back when. The guy stepped in a bungee stick hole laced with fecal matter and got gas gangrene.
We had a new circulating tech in the room, and I had the guy's leg and turned away from the table to hand it off to her. She had a towel across her arms, and I placed the leg onto the towel. She looked at it and never slowed down, as she fell over backwards in a dead faint. The captain-surgeon said, "Well, that didn't work very well."
Be thankful you never saw and smelled a bad gas gangrene wound.
Peanut butter sandwich on toasted Kroger bakery bread,
We had a new circulating tech in the room, and I had the guy's leg and turned away from the table to hand it off to her. She had a towel across her arms, and I placed the leg onto the towel. She looked at it and never slowed down, as she fell over backwards in a dead faint. The captain-surgeon said, "Well, that didn't work very well."
Be thankful you never saw and smelled a bad gas gangrene wound.
Peanut butter sandwich on toasted Kroger bakery bread,
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:23 pm to MeridianDog
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Be thankful you never saw and smelled a bad gas gangrene wound
Makes a gi bleed smell like a nice candle scent
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:24 pm to LCA131
quote:so fast, it’s slow
Like the speed of light.
Posted on 10/17/24 at 3:26 pm to MeridianDog
Be glad you never gut shotted a deer
Or found a 3 week old dead body stuffed in a garbage can
Or found a 3 week old dead body stuffed in a garbage can
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