re: Miley Cyrus is back on the market

Posted by t00f

Not where you think I am

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:44 pm to CAD703X

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CAD703X

Does she has TV reception issues too?

Posted by Gatorbait2008

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:44 pm to RollTide1987

I'm sure the Jersey guys I talked about in my other thread are pretty pumped about this development.

Posted by upgrayedd

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:45 pm to Zappas Stache

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I just sent her a dick pic on Instagram.

Posted by Zappas Stache

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:48 pm to OWLFAN86

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did she send one back?

She sent me a vid of some old guy doing the boot scoot boogie nekid.

This post was edited on 8/10/19 at 8:49 pm

Posted by Mud_Till_May

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:48 pm to upgrayedd

Ill take an std for a cool mill

Posted by SEClint

New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:49 pm to ArmyHogs

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Time to make my move.

Better hurry, Liam may move fast.

Posted by SirWinston

Kid Rock sucks

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:50 pm to RollTide1987

Im hearing he dumped her skank arse bc she’s not MAGA

This post was edited on 8/10/19 at 8:51 pm

Posted by tigerpimpbot

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:54 pm to RollTide1987

I bet she does butt stuff

Posted by QuietTiger

New Orleans

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:58 pm to tigerpimpbot

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I bet she does butt stuff

No taint left, it's all one thing.

Posted by Cregg

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:59 pm to RollTide1987

Would crush

Posted by Geauxtiga

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:59 pm to RollTide1987

I bet that a-hole is wore out.

Posted by NashvilleTider

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 8:59 pm to Geauxtiga

Posted by OTIS2

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:02 pm to RollTide1987

I’d rather jerk off to a sketch of Mickey Mouse than let that skank sniff my taint.

Posted by OweO

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:10 pm to RollTide1987

I'll take her back to that old town road... And ride her til I can't no mo.

Posted by Giantkiller

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:30 pm to RollTide1987

Liam just realized he's Liam Hemsworth and she's Miley Cyrus.

Posted by SoFla Tideroller

South Florida

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:30 pm to OweO

I can't believe she's ever touted as a hot chick. Looks like a trailer park skank with bad dental work.

This post was edited on 8/11/19 at 12:33 am

Posted by L1C4

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:37 pm to RollTide1987

What's the old saying? You never know someone until you're married to them.

Posted by guttata

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Posted on 8/10/19 at 9:40 pm to L1C4

Don’t worry about saying y’all WNHI. I think it’s a pretty safe bet that she would give any of y’all hayseeds a second look anyway.