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Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:49 am to Codythetiger
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I'm 23 fricker I grew up on this board.
Apparently, you haven't yet.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:49 am to fr33manator
quote:
Drop your voice an octave and say, soft and slow, into their ear, "you want to find some place more your speed?"
:moist:
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:50 am to Croacka
Well, you're right.
His opening line (older the violin etc) is pretty much the opposite of what you'd say to an older woman. They don't want to be reminded of their age.
He may as well say, " you look like my Mom.".
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:52 am to Codythetiger
"I have a few progestin pills back at my place if you're interested....babe".
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:53 am to Codythetiger
The O-T is a horrible father figure
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:54 am to Codythetiger
You need to woo her with your lyrical prowess.
Hey there mama, see you lookin' so fine,
In the back of the club just a' sippin' on wine,
All the young girls think they've got all the allure,
But they ain't got nothing on a woman, mature,
You've got grey in your hair, got lines in your face,
But I'll still take you home and knock your hip outta place,
Don't care about your age or if you're a granny,
I'mma treat you real nice and shake the dust out them panties.
Hey there mama, see you lookin' so fine,
In the back of the club just a' sippin' on wine,
All the young girls think they've got all the allure,
But they ain't got nothing on a woman, mature,
You've got grey in your hair, got lines in your face,
But I'll still take you home and knock your hip outta place,
Don't care about your age or if you're a granny,
I'mma treat you real nice and shake the dust out them panties.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:54 am to SabiDojo
quote:
I'll make you feel like you're 20.
:rimshot:
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:55 am to N2cars
quote:
How is it then that you have zero game?
we're talking about Cody here, man...
Cody.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 11:59 am to fr33manator
quote:
Hey there mama, see you lookin' so fine,
In the back of the club just a' sippin' on wine,
All the young girls think they've got all the allure,
But they ain't got nothing on a woman, mature,
You've got grey in your hair, got lines in your face,
But I'll still take you home and knock your hip outta place,
Don't care about your age or if you're a granny,
I'mma treat you real nice and shake the dust out them panties.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:00 pm to Codythetiger
"I don't need Viagra ;)"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:02 pm to Sampson
"do you still ovulate?"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:02 pm to Codythetiger
"You ever had somebody eat that booty like groceries?"
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:06 pm to fr33manator
Alright fr33 that was cold
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:09 pm to Codythetiger
just compliment them. They like that coming from a younger guy. Makes em feel like they can compete with the younger womens
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:17 pm to Codythetiger
Since we're on the topic, what's the best place in BR to pick up older women?
It's on my bucket list.
It's on my bucket list.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:26 pm to DuckSausage
Caddilac Cafe on Bluebonnet.
Superior Grill off Gov't on Thursday.
Live after 5.
Target.
Superior Grill off Gov't on Thursday.
Live after 5.
Target.
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:26 pm to DuckSausage
Doesn't matter the age, I use the old "aren't you from Tennessee , because your the only ten I see" line.
This post was edited on 8/6/15 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:27 pm to DuckSausage
Cadillac Cafe on bluebonnet. jmcs and her friends are there almost every weekend
Posted on 8/6/15 at 12:42 pm to Sampson
My suggestion: older women really like dirty talk sometimes the nastier the better, and don't be afraid to say I wanna f you. Its not the first time they've heard it
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