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re: Weirdest text you accidentally sent/received?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:40 pm to GoodOleBaw
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:40 pm to GoodOleBaw
Number I don't know: "Hey boss, I had some personal family problems come up and I need to take the day off tomorrow."
Me: "No problem, take two days if you need too..."
I always wonder what happened to him.
Me: "No problem, take two days if you need too..."
I always wonder what happened to him.
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Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:41 pm to SuperSaint
fricking noobs... 
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:42 pm to yankeeundercover
oh no doubt
hijack: You hitting st patty parade or Buku?
hijack: You hitting st patty parade or Buku?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:42 pm to SuperSaint
This was a random number.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:43 pm to SuperSaint
quote:Email me details
st patty or buku
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:43 pm to SuperSaint
Dude didnt even realize he hit gold with the wrong text. Sometimes people are dry and you need that emergency number.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:48 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:I'll hit you up when I have something solid... I'm going to watch the weather later and make some decisions. May not be doing either and take the camper out to Jordan river instead
st patty or buku
Email me details
Mikey, Neck still have a place out there?
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:49 pm to GoodOleBaw
My friend had just started hooking up with this girl in high school. We will say her name is "Alison."
She was in a few of my classes and so I went to text him that "damn dude Alison is looking good these days. Good shite" or something along those lines basically just saying nice job, she's hot.
Instead I sent it to "Alison" in my phone but it wasn't even the Alison he was getting with, it was another one that was also widely considered to be hot. So I had to explain to her that I was trying to send that to my friend and that it was about the other Alison. There is absolutely zero chance that she ever bought it but it was true.
She was in a few of my classes and so I went to text him that "damn dude Alison is looking good these days. Good shite" or something along those lines basically just saying nice job, she's hot.
Instead I sent it to "Alison" in my phone but it wasn't even the Alison he was getting with, it was another one that was also widely considered to be hot. So I had to explain to her that I was trying to send that to my friend and that it was about the other Alison. There is absolutely zero chance that she ever bought it but it was true.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 2:50 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:54 pm to GoodOleBaw
Got a text from mom a few years ago.
"if you could see me dancing right now, you'd probably throw me on the couch immediately"
she texted again almost immediately "OMG I am so embarrassed"
"if you could see me dancing right now, you'd probably throw me on the couch immediately"
she texted again almost immediately "OMG I am so embarrassed"
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:55 pm to SuperSaint
Far as I know. I haven't seen either of them in a long time.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:07 pm to yankeeundercover
Got one once asking "are you going to help Jason fix his van after work". No idea who this person was. So my response was "frick no. frick Jason and his fricking van". Response back : "are you serious?"
My second response : " yep. frick his lazy arse ".
My second response : " yep. frick his lazy arse ".
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:14 pm to GoodOleBaw
Holy shite... Just remembered freshman year of college. Some black guy sent a text saying he was coming up for murder trial and his big mama was on her legs and shite, ol boy who saw it couldn't see the inside of the courtroom or he would miss the last few months of his grandma's life.
We brought it to the cops, they said it was vague and they couldn't do anything. We mercilesslessly texted this dude from about 12 phones for over a week until he got so pissed he tried to arrange a meet up. We told him a spot in back of plaquemine where a couple of known drug dealers were always out at night.
No idea of what ever came of that.
Either way, a piece of shite prolly died.
We brought it to the cops, they said it was vague and they couldn't do anything. We mercilesslessly texted this dude from about 12 phones for over a week until he got so pissed he tried to arrange a meet up. We told him a spot in back of plaquemine where a couple of known drug dealers were always out at night.
No idea of what ever came of that.
Either way, a piece of shite prolly died.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:31 pm to BayouBlue386
A few weeks back a buddy of mine got a pretty funny snap of his girlfriends roommates wet p***y ... the girls date guys with the same name so she must have sent it to the wrong one 
Posted on 3/12/15 at 3:43 pm to beaverblender
Strong name to post subject.
Also... Email me that shite.
Also... Email me that shite.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:12 pm to BayouBlue386
My wife's sister recently received a BBC pic from a random number. She told him he had the wrong number, so he called and got her voicemail. He then started texting her that she sounded hot and started trying to get nudes from her
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:13 pm to BayouBlue386
After watching UK win a tough road game not long ago, I texted my son to say "We took a shot in the mouth and still pulled out the W".
It ended up saying "we took a shi#" in the mouth...". He won't let me forget it and has kept it to hold over my head.
It ended up saying "we took a shi#" in the mouth...". He won't let me forget it and has kept it to hold over my head.
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:16 pm to GoodOleBaw
This lady I was dating texted "I want you so deep inside of me tonight" but instead of going to me, she sent it to her daughter who was a freshman in college. Led to quite a lecture from the daughter to her Mom about sexting, as well as a couple of uncomfortable moments for me and the daughter.
But all was not lost ... I went way deep in her Mom, as requested...
But all was not lost ... I went way deep in her Mom, as requested...
Posted on 3/12/15 at 4:46 pm to GoodOleBaw
Got a text a few years back that said something to the effect "he left, I'll be over shortly. Love you
I'm still waiting for her to show !!!
I'm still waiting for her to show !!!
Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:01 pm to GoodOleBaw
I had a good one recently.
Setup:
I've had the same hairdresser, Lisa, forever and a day.
The last time I visited home - the only appointment I could get with her was on the way out of town. We had a blast talking about everything including cartoons. The fact that I gave my lesbian friends "2 Angry Beavers" valentines cards... That Colin Kapernik looks like Squidward...and that the former Colts coach whose name I couldn't remember looked like the background fish on spongebob. I told her when I remembered his name - I'd let her know... but I had only one number for her besides the salon (so I thought).
Then this happened (I'm in bold)
Hey lady - this is [my initials]... If "Jim Caldwell background fish" means anything to you - Let me know so I know this is a good number for ya.
2 DAYS LATER
Huh?
Is this still Lisa's #?
Yes. Who is this?
This is [my full name]. Remember talking about the coach that looked like the background fish? I remembered his name so I texted you.
Wasn't sure if this was still a good # for you so I was vague on the details... A little too vague apparently. lol
How long ago was this bc I don't remember this conversation
Thursday before I drove back to Texas.
Where did we have this conversation?
It was somewhere between 2 angry beavers and Colin Kapernik...
Uh...I think you have the wrong Lisa.
Was starting to think the same thing. My Lisa is going to laugh her arse off at this.
FWIW:
Setup:
I've had the same hairdresser, Lisa, forever and a day.
The last time I visited home - the only appointment I could get with her was on the way out of town. We had a blast talking about everything including cartoons. The fact that I gave my lesbian friends "2 Angry Beavers" valentines cards... That Colin Kapernik looks like Squidward...and that the former Colts coach whose name I couldn't remember looked like the background fish on spongebob. I told her when I remembered his name - I'd let her know... but I had only one number for her besides the salon (so I thought).
Then this happened (I'm in bold)
Hey lady - this is [my initials]... If "Jim Caldwell background fish" means anything to you - Let me know so I know this is a good number for ya.
2 DAYS LATER
Huh?
Is this still Lisa's #?
Yes. Who is this?
This is [my full name]. Remember talking about the coach that looked like the background fish? I remembered his name so I texted you.
Wasn't sure if this was still a good # for you so I was vague on the details... A little too vague apparently. lol
How long ago was this bc I don't remember this conversation
Thursday before I drove back to Texas.
Where did we have this conversation?
It was somewhere between 2 angry beavers and Colin Kapernik...
Uh...I think you have the wrong Lisa.
Was starting to think the same thing. My Lisa is going to laugh her arse off at this.
FWIW:
Posted on 3/12/15 at 5:01 pm to GoodOleBaw
Got a few calls and texts for a few weeks from a fellow asking for "dem candybars." Eventually I had to call him back and tell him I didn't know who he was and he said he was going to kill me. Good times.
This post was edited on 3/12/15 at 5:03 pm
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