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re: What is your best revenge stories?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:19 pm to PentH2Otiger
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:19 pm to PentH2Otiger
Winner!!!
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Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:21 pm to frequent flyer
Food used to go missing from the break room fridge. Made a PB&J sandwich with red high temp grease instead of jelly, put it in the fridge. It went missing, and miraculously the theft stopped shortly after that. Never figured out who the guilty party was.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:22 pm to frequent flyer
I once did drugs, lost jobs, ruined our futures by going to jail and claiming bankruptcy twice in 5yrs.
It took 10yrs for the SO to go cheat for revenge which oddly was the best thing for me.
It got me sober, was a reality check that I needed to be a man.
Probably not the revenge story the OT is looking for.with this thread.
It took 10yrs for the SO to go cheat for revenge which oddly was the best thing for me.
It got me sober, was a reality check that I needed to be a man.
Probably not the revenge story the OT is looking for.with this thread.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:24 pm to frequent flyer
When I worked at Union Carbide for a summer job there was a welder/mechanic who always played pranks.
I pranked his arse one day at lunch. He left a bunch of tools on an iron table at lunch.
I welded every one of them to the table.
I pranked his arse one day at lunch. He left a bunch of tools on an iron table at lunch.
I welded every one of them to the table.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:26 pm to LSU Coyote
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It took 10yrs for the SO to go cheat for revenge
The dog?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:26 pm to frequent flyer
I had a customer that wouldn’t pay up. Said customer was a restaurant. So one day I went to the men’s room, removed toilet seat and put a frozen ziplock of speckled trout guts I had cleaned a few days prior. Had to wait for cold day so could wear a big coat. Sort of a different version of an upper decker. I opened the ziplock and just dumped them in there. Did that for both toilets. Never been back. Would have rather got the $850 they owed me but it did make me feel just a little better. Yes, I am petty.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:27 pm to Bigfishchoupique
I swear that is this board's fantasy.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:32 pm to LSU Coyote
Proud of you, yote.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:34 pm to Tyga Woods
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:35 pm to LSU Coyote
quote:you still talk to him?
It took 10yrs for the SO to go cheat for revenge which oddly was the best thing for me.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:39 pm to frequent flyer
This happened over 20 years ago. A buddy of mine at work kept having his lunch stolen out of the fridge. We were pretty sure we knew who was doing it. So he bought a nice ribeye steak, put it in a Tupperware bowl marinading in Moore’s Marinade, then placed it outside on his back deck for a day. This was in the middle of summer BTW. He then grilled it to about medium rare. He brought it to work and sure enough it was stolen. The next day the guy we suspected of being the thief called in sick. When the guy back bs k the next day he was still sick, having to make frequent trips to the bathroom.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:48 pm to jralspanky
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I had some co-workers that had a habit of eating or drinking stuff I put in the frig at work. So I bought a bottle of gatorade, poured some out, pissed in it and put in the frig............2 days later it was gone
Heard a similar story about a young plant guy that made two sandwiches of bird shite from the bottom of the cage, then told the dude who ate them. Dude never took the young dude’s lunch ever again.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 8:54 pm to jeffsdad
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I’ve told this story before. My first wife and I were in the car and. Passed a grove of pecan trees. She asked something about how they were planted a certain distance apart. I answered (very matter of fact), “ well, pecan trees will actually pull each other back down in the ground if they are planted to close to eac other.” Maybe 25? Years later, 15 years after we get divorced, I get this call from her. She had interjected this “fact” I told her into a group discussion at work. She was mad and laughing at the same time. I was just laughing.
I did something similar to girl I dated in high school. We were going somewhere at night and I asked her if she knew I could turn the road reflectors off. She of course said no. So I moved over to where my driver’s side tires were running over the reflectors. I told her to turn around and look back. She did and then turned back and looked at me with a completely amazed look on her face. Her exact words were “I NEVER KNEW THAT!”
This happened 35 years ago. No idea if she ever figured it out.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 9:06 pm to OweO
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Or when someone gets up and goes to a meeting or somewhere you know they will be away for a little while and the screen is still open
I used to be on a work team that would travel occasionally and work in conference rooms of wherever we went. The manager we traveled with was a huge jerk and would lecture us on being sure to lock our computer screens if we left the room. He even said that he was so sure he always locked his, we were allowed to mess with his laptop if it was left unlocked.
One day, he left it unlocked. We set Outlook’s autocorrect feature to replace simple words with ridiculous ones. It didn’t take him long to notice.
Another time, I was mad at a guy so I poured Magic Shell on his windshield one winter night. Magic Shell is the stuff that you pour on ice cream and it gets hard. Worked as advertised.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 9:27 pm to lsuson
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Went to the store and bought a couple cans of sardines. Left a couple hidden in his closet. Some under his bed. A couple hidden behind a cabinet. Then when he got home I hid a few in his car
Hey, that's more than a couple!
Posted on 3/15/22 at 9:28 pm to frequent flyer
Back in high school, a female friend of mine found out this girl was sleeping with her man. One night at a party, this same girl got drunk and passed out. My friend had two guys pick her up and lay her in the bed. My friend proceeded to strip the girl down to her bra and panties. She convinced one of her guy friends to strip naked and go to sleep in the bed with her. When she woke up in the morning and saw this guy laying next to her, she’d think she had sex with him.
My friend, who was drunk at shite, grabbed the girls car keys, took off in her car and crashed it head on into a telephone pole on a back road. Called a friend and just left the car out there.
My friend, who was drunk at shite, grabbed the girls car keys, took off in her car and crashed it head on into a telephone pole on a back road. Called a friend and just left the car out there.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 9:38 pm to Pisco
Guy behind me in class kept cheating off me on tests. So, on the next multiple choice test, I marked all wrong answers pretty quickly. He handed his test in. I went back and put the right answers on my test and got an A. You should have seen the look on his face when he got an F. Priceless.
Posted on 3/15/22 at 9:52 pm to frequent flyer
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What is your best revenge stories?
What are your best illiteracy stories?
Posted on 3/15/22 at 11:42 pm to LSUcam7
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think you are still right
That be her
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