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re: Whatever happened to your first piece of arse?
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:25 pm to Broccoli Slaw
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:25 pm to Broccoli Slaw
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I know I chickened out but some people don't need to tell you their story, sometimes it's written all over them, you know?
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:32 pm to Evil Little Thing
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I think he wants to know what kinds of weird shite she said during sex
That makes more sense
As we began: "Oh, don't hurt me!" (Um, wut?)
During: Began chanting "This is the place, this is it..." (WTF? I was 18 and getting frightened)
Right before the fireworks: "I want all of it...in me...now" (Admittedly pretty hot at the time, but afterwards when I remembered I wasn't protected I was slightly vexed.)
After: Lots of rubbing on the sensitive areas (in an uncomfortable way) and wiping around of the various fluids. Then she told me that she knew that I was the one she supposed to be with, not my roommate whom she had called it off with. She had literally rubbed semen all over her stomach and upper thighs while talking to me.
I ran like the wind. In hindsight not extremely strange as my book has had more chapters added to it but for the first chapter, it's an attention grabber.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 3:32 pm to Pecker
Became a teacher and then a stripper. Now I'm not sure.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:07 pm to Pecker
She blew up and got fat after having kids. She's a good person though and has been a great wife to her husband from what I understand.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:14 pm to Schwartz
Mine died in a car accident just after high school.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:18 pm to Pecker
Mine is married with three kids. She is a CPA by profession. Sadly, she's been battling breast cancer for a few years. We are still in touch with each other. Only as friends.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:20 pm to Pecker
Mine was legit when she was a teen but blew up after kids and lives in a trailer park. Some people don't have much going for them in life. I like to think her getting my carrot was a high point.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 4:54 pm to Pecker
my mom found her in my closet, took a knife to her and popped her then threw her away while I was in class 
Posted on 4/11/16 at 5:10 pm to Pecker
She became someone else's next piece of arse.
Posted on 4/11/16 at 6:36 pm to Mars duMorgue
No earthly idea. Thread gave me the idea to Google her. Not a trace.
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