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Posted on 8/4/19 at 8:34 am to
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73748 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 8:34 am to
That's the trigger there.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
27707 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 9:04 am to
I've tried relax, calm down, why are you so crazy,etc.

None work. Just let her get the bullshite out, apologize, then when she calms down talk rationally to here. You cant argue with them when they are in that zone. No point. Just let it die then when she calms her shite you can show how stupid her argument is
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
27253 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 9:15 am to
Calm down just saying "OK" after everything she says or you're being psycho again are the top 3 I'd say
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 9:38 am to
Neither would ever happen.
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29440 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 10:26 am to
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Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking


I find wives are much more receptive when you tweak this a bit by saying: "Shut your mouth Bitch, daddy's talking"

I can't tell you how many success stories come out of just this little word tweak. Use and you will thank me later.
This post was edited on 8/4/19 at 10:27 am
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6328 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

Ragnar
Your wife is right. You'll realize that after you sober up.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10559 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:45 pm to
Tell her she's acting crazy (but be ready to run)
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:46 pm to
I dont poke the bear with short stick when its already on edge.


Im sorry.
Please forgive me.
I love you.

Ho'oponopono.

Pattern interrupt. We presume wife knows this one.

Hawaiian

The Hawaiian word ho'oponopono comes from ho'o ("to make") and pono ("right"). The repetition of the word pono means "doubly right" or being right with both self and others. In a nutshell, ho'oponopono is a process by which we can forgive others to whom we are connected.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:47 pm to
“You’re being hysterical”
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
58542 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 12:49 pm to
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Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking


That would create a whole new realm of rage. You might want to have a video camera running for the eventual divorce hearing after she physically attacks you.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 1:49 pm to
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Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking


Posted by shoelessjoe
Member since Jul 2006
11300 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 2:01 pm to
I always find that telling her to make me a sandwich easily calms everything down.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 2:53 pm to
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I think if I told her shut your mouth daddy's talking she'd be so shocked the fight might end right there.

Yeah, but eventually you'd have to sleep and she'd cut your dick off and superglue it to your forehead.

Once, I used "Enhance your calm, Joan Spartan."

I can tell you first hand that you should not EVER use "Enhance your calm, Joan Spartan."
This post was edited on 8/4/19 at 2:56 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 2:57 pm to
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Shut your mouth girl, daddy's talking 


SO says she would laugh if I said that. Which I agree, sounds stupid as hell.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55411 posts
Posted on 8/4/19 at 3:33 pm to
Shut your whore mouth
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