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re: Why does it take some people so long to use an ATM?
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:03 pm to Slagathor
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:03 pm to Slagathor
quote:This is all true
They probably don't have a lot of money and/or online banking. Checking balances, transferring between accounts, getting denied, etc. takes time for the machine.
They're probably having a worse day than you. It's 10 minutes.
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Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:03 pm to Triple Bogey
I half-jokingly yelled to the car in front of me once - "it's not a Rubix Cube!"
To which the T-Rex armed obese frick said..."Eh, frick you!"
To which the T-Rex armed obese frick said..."Eh, frick you!"
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:04 pm to GoldenBoy
quote:
We have to get these people out of the gene pool.
There’s a lot of people that need to be removed from the gene pool.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:05 pm to Triple Bogey
Everybody but me takes to long at the ATM.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:05 pm to Triple Bogey
Can't screw up the new window tints baw.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:06 pm to tigrbabe08
quote:
Have you ever noticed that everyone moving slower than you in line is a dumbass and everyone moving faster than you is an impatient a-hole?
Will use.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:20 pm to Triple Bogey
Park 5 feet from machine.
Roll down window.
Reach.
Pull arm back.
Put in park.
Open door.
Put one foot out.
Stick head through window.
Reach.
Pull back.
Get out.
Put card in and remove quickly.
Repeat.
Repeat again.
Realize you have to leave the chip card in reader.
Enter pin.
Inquiry.
"How much money can I afford to take out?"
Do math.
Transaction complete.
Remove and reinsert card.
Enter pin.
Withdrawal.
Enter amount.
Take money.
Would you like a receipt?
Yes.
Wait.
Take receipt.
Remove card.
Squeeze back in car.
Put in drive.
Hold brake.
Roll up window.
Count your Jacksons.
Place in purse.
Pick up phone to text Felicia.
Drive away.
It takes time.
Roll down window.
Reach.
Pull arm back.
Put in park.
Open door.
Put one foot out.
Stick head through window.
Reach.
Pull back.
Get out.
Put card in and remove quickly.
Repeat.
Repeat again.
Realize you have to leave the chip card in reader.
Enter pin.
Inquiry.
"How much money can I afford to take out?"
Do math.
Transaction complete.
Remove and reinsert card.
Enter pin.
Withdrawal.
Enter amount.
Take money.
Would you like a receipt?
Yes.
Wait.
Take receipt.
Remove card.
Squeeze back in car.
Put in drive.
Hold brake.
Roll up window.
Count your Jacksons.
Place in purse.
Pick up phone to text Felicia.
Drive away.
It takes time.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:22 pm to Triple Bogey
Probably get more incensed at the golfers screwing around scoring a triple bogey. Pick up and move on.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:28 pm to Triple Bogey
This happened to me yesteray, I was pulling $100 out the ATM and my mom called me from Texas and it was an emergency and I answered the phone after hitting withdrawal.
15 seconds later as I reached to pull my cash from tray the ATM sucked my cash back up (in front of me) and printed me a receipt and the screen was left saying I needed to contact my financial institution (the bank I was at) bc I didn't get the cash out in the allotted time.
So I walk into the branch I was at with the receipt and no cash, and since banks use 3rd party ATM partners (imagine that) I won't get the "credit" back (the cash the machine literally sucked up from my hands almost) until 7-10 days after they send in a written dispute form and it's confirmed that the ATM was unbalanced whenever the third party comes to load the machine next time and then sends the discrepancy.
I know I'm a retard but that's:
bullshite.
15 seconds later as I reached to pull my cash from tray the ATM sucked my cash back up (in front of me) and printed me a receipt and the screen was left saying I needed to contact my financial institution (the bank I was at) bc I didn't get the cash out in the allotted time.
So I walk into the branch I was at with the receipt and no cash, and since banks use 3rd party ATM partners (imagine that) I won't get the "credit" back (the cash the machine literally sucked up from my hands almost) until 7-10 days after they send in a written dispute form and it's confirmed that the ATM was unbalanced whenever the third party comes to load the machine next time and then sends the discrepancy.
I know I'm a retard but that's:
bullshite.
This post was edited on 7/3/18 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 7/3/18 at 2:42 pm to Triple Bogey
Stood behind a woman at the casino atm this past weekend who tried for 15 minutes to get money out but was repeatedly rejected for insufficient funds. Like she didn't understand that you need money to withdraw money
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