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re: Worst birthday present ever
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:12 am to Patinataz
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:12 am to Patinataz
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My sister bought me entry into a 5k marathon for my birthday so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday and go run in the freezing cold. I’m not Into 5k’s and have never done one so I’m not sure why she thought of this. Am I a jerk if I don’t show up?

Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:13 am to Patinataz
quote:Pics of her?
My sister
Would it be rude if I watched her workout?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:23 am to Patinataz
Marathons are the only races im bigoted against.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:26 am to Patinataz
For my 16th birthday my aunt gave me a Vanna White barbie doll...
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:49 am to Patinataz
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My sister bought me entry into a 5k marathon for my birthday so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday and go run in the freezing cold.
It'll be 56 that morning. So not only are you a biggin needing to push some sugar out of your veins you are also a bit over dramatic. Maybe take your birthday and try something new. Hell, walk the damn 3 miles...I know you don't know this but that's only like 40 minutes of putting one foot in front of another. Feel accomplished the rest of the day!
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:51 am to Celee04
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For my 16th birthday my aunt gave me a Vanna White barbie doll...
16 and Vanna White...how long was it before her hair was all matted to a crisp?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:55 am to Patinataz
I got a lot of Happy Birthday threads on facebook. Like 35 fify total. - That depresses me. Wish they would have all been phone calls or a card instead
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:02 am to Celee04
You molested that doll didn't you?
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:05 am to Patinataz
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Am I a jerk if I don’t show up?
frick no
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:06 am to Patinataz
For her birthday, buy her a full makeover and some liposuction. She'll get the idea.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:36 am to jmarto1
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You molested that doll didn't you?
Im a straight female so no.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:38 am to Patinataz
show up with rope and rollerskates and have that bitch pull you for 3 miles.
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:43 am to tiganation337
A girlfriend at the time gave me a 1 hour body massage for a present to a all female salon. Needless to say that was a waste of money
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:45 am to Patinataz
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so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday
this sunday? morning after sec championship victory?

Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:47 am to Chad504boy
5k or marathon the participation rate on this board would be the same (I include myself)
The same with the mortality rate running either distance
The same with the mortality rate running either distance
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:52 am to Patinataz
How fat are you?
Expect a peloton for Christmas
Expect a peloton for Christmas
This post was edited on 12/4/19 at 10:54 am
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