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Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:12 am to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60675 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:12 am to
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My sister bought me entry into a 5k marathon for my birthday so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday and go run in the freezing cold. I’m not Into 5k’s and have never done one so I’m not sure why she thought of this. Am I a jerk if I don’t show up?


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73755 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:13 am to
quote:

My sister
Pics of her?

Would it be rude if I watched her workout?
Posted by ragincajun77
Member since Jul 2019
911 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:23 am to
Lol at 5k "marathon"
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10671 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:23 am to
Marathons are the only races im bigoted against.
Posted by Celee04
Dallas, Texas
Member since Apr 2018
22 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:26 am to
For my 16th birthday my aunt gave me a Vanna White barbie doll...
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1831 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:49 am to
quote:

My sister bought me entry into a 5k marathon for my birthday so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday and go run in the freezing cold.

It'll be 56 that morning. So not only are you a biggin needing to push some sugar out of your veins you are also a bit over dramatic. Maybe take your birthday and try something new. Hell, walk the damn 3 miles...I know you don't know this but that's only like 40 minutes of putting one foot in front of another. Feel accomplished the rest of the day!
Posted by PCRammer
1725 Slough Avenue in Scranton, PA
Member since Jan 2014
1831 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:51 am to
quote:

For my 16th birthday my aunt gave me a Vanna White barbie doll...

16 and Vanna White...how long was it before her hair was all matted to a crisp?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:52 am to
You sound lazy
Posted by FLTech
Member since Sep 2017
26623 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 9:55 am to
I got a lot of Happy Birthday threads on facebook. Like 35 fify total. - That depresses me. Wish they would have all been phone calls or a card instead
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
38373 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:02 am to
You molested that doll didn't you?
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13542 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Am I a jerk if I don’t show up?


frick no
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23576 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:06 am to

For her birthday, buy her a full makeover and some liposuction. She'll get the idea.
Posted by Celee04
Dallas, Texas
Member since Apr 2018
22 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:36 am to
quote:

You molested that doll didn't you?


Im a straight female so no.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177154 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:38 am to
show up with rope and rollerskates and have that bitch pull you for 3 miles.
Posted by tiganation337
Abbeville
Member since Jan 2019
403 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:40 am to
it shouldn't be that bad
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61435 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:41 am to
You should do a vlog about your journey and give that to your sister for her birthday like the Peloton lady does to her husband. LINK
This post was edited on 12/4/19 at 10:43 am
Posted by Higgysmalls
Ft Lauderdale
Member since Jun 2016
7831 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:43 am to
A girlfriend at the time gave me a 1 hour body massage for a present to a all female salon. Needless to say that was a waste of money
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177154 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:45 am to
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so I can wake up at 6 am on Sunday



this sunday? morning after sec championship victory?

Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
6557 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:47 am to
5k or marathon the participation rate on this board would be the same (I include myself)

The same with the mortality rate running either distance
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25212 posts
Posted on 12/4/19 at 10:52 am to
How fat are you?
Expect a peloton for Christmas
This post was edited on 12/4/19 at 10:54 am
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