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Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:58 pm to PaulBurbank007
Me: There’s a new pirate movie on tonight but y’all can’t watch it
Kids: Why dad?
Me: Because it’s rated at Rrrrrrrrr
Kids: Why dad?
Me: Because it’s rated at Rrrrrrrrr
Posted on 7/29/20 at 7:59 pm to tigburls
quote:
What do Michael Jackson and clam chowder have in common?
They both come with little white crackers.
My dad was a little more risqué.
Why does Michael Jackson always finish second in races?
He likes to come in a little behind
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:00 pm to BoogaBear
knock knock
who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who?
You're a pretty good yodeler.
who's there?
little old lady
little old lady who?
You're a pretty good yodeler.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:01 pm to Breesus
You know he actually died of food poisoning.
He swallowed an 8 yr old wiener.
He swallowed an 8 yr old wiener.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:01 pm to Breesus
Me: what is a pirates favorite letter?
Kid: Rrrrrr
Me. No. Tis the C
Kid: Rrrrrr
Me. No. Tis the C
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:06 pm to BoogaBear
My family is worried about my addiction to brake fluid, but I know I can stop anytime.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:08 pm to BoogaBear
Your a best impromptu dad joke
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:09 pm to BoogaBear
Y’all heard about those new corduroy pillows?
They’re really making headlines...
They’re really making headlines...
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:09 pm to BoogaBear
Why do ducks have so many feathers?
So they can cover their butt quack.
So they can cover their butt quack.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:15 pm to Mainieri Fan
quote:
Me: what is a pirates favorite letter?
Kid: Rrrrrr
Me. No. Tis the C
What’s a pirate’s favorite pastime?
Rape.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:18 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Rape
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:18 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Rape
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:19 pm to BuddyRoeaux
I guess it’s not a dad joke but with the right delivery it kills at the bar
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:20 pm to MikeBRLA
Now we need an antijokes thread
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:34 pm to BoogaBear
A man walks into a bar after work to get a beer. Inside the bar there is only a bartender and one other customer.
As he is getting situated on his barstool, the other customer waves his hand at the bartender and says “hey jackass, I’ll take another beer.” The guy thinks to himself that it was a pretty rude way to order a beer.
About 10 minutes pass and again the other customer slaps his hand on the bar and says “alright jackass, one more before I head home.”
But this time, he wouldn’t sit in silence without addressing the rude way in which the other guy was talking to the bartender. So he pipes up and says “hey, come on man, nobody deserves to be talked to like that. Show a little class if it’s not to hard.”
The bartender, overhearing the concern for his ego from this new patron, quickly interjects and says “it’s okay my man, hee haw, hee haw , hee hawalways calls me that.”
Thank you. It is a knee slapper for all kids under 10. My kids asked me to tell them that stupid joke 100 times when they were younger.
As he is getting situated on his barstool, the other customer waves his hand at the bartender and says “hey jackass, I’ll take another beer.” The guy thinks to himself that it was a pretty rude way to order a beer.
About 10 minutes pass and again the other customer slaps his hand on the bar and says “alright jackass, one more before I head home.”
But this time, he wouldn’t sit in silence without addressing the rude way in which the other guy was talking to the bartender. So he pipes up and says “hey, come on man, nobody deserves to be talked to like that. Show a little class if it’s not to hard.”
The bartender, overhearing the concern for his ego from this new patron, quickly interjects and says “it’s okay my man, hee haw, hee haw , hee hawalways calls me that.”
Thank you. It is a knee slapper for all kids under 10. My kids asked me to tell them that stupid joke 100 times when they were younger.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:42 pm to BoogaBear
*drives past cemetery*
Dad: Hey, do you know why they had to build a fence around that cemetery?
Me: uhh I’m not sure
Dad: people were dying to get in.
Dad: Hey, do you know why they had to build a fence around that cemetery?
Me: uhh I’m not sure
Dad: people were dying to get in.
Posted on 7/29/20 at 8:45 pm to BoogaBear
Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells?
B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:23 am to Breesus
quote:
Michael Jackson
How do you know it’s bedtime at Neverland Ranch? It’s when the big hand touches the little hand.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 12:26 am to Hester Carries
quote:
One St. Paddy:s Day i saw a chick wearing socks that said "pinch me im Irish".
I went up to her and said "that doesnt make any sense. The socks are green and then they are saying to pinch you....but theyre green so i shouldnt based on the rules.....that pair o' socks is par o' dox"
i was proud of myself.
im guessing you didn't get laid by anyone that day.
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