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re: If you could cage-fight any politician who would it be?
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:41 pm to stout
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:41 pm to stout
I think I could successfully take down Schumer, Schiff, and Swallwell with one hand tied behind my back. Hell, I could probably win that fight by agreeing to only use open-handed slaps
frick it, throw Pelosi, Omar, and AOC in there too. Wouldn't make much of a difference, and I'd get even further enjoyment out of it. Just gotta watch out for AOC biting me with her horse teeth or Omar having a suicide bomber vest on under her clothes. Pelosi is too drunk and frail to even slap, could probably just lightly push her over and be done
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Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:41 pm to stout
Obozo, Hillary and Nancy Pelosi all at the same time. Once I’m done throw in Schumer
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:46 pm to stout
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Eyepatch McCain?
I get it, but he’s a navy seal and would probably beat the shite out of you.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:46 pm to thermal9221
Not if you literally blindside his arse. Lol
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:47 pm to thermal9221
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I get it, but he’s a navy seal and would probably beat the shite out of you.
Poke him in his one good eye
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:52 pm to stout
frick the list is too long.
Honestly as old and decrepit as most are I'd battle them all back-to-back.
Honestly as old and decrepit as most are I'd battle them all back-to-back.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:54 pm to stout
All of the ones 80+. I love to hear on the elderly.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:54 pm to stout
Obama and it’s not even close.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:55 pm to stout
Adam Schiff. I'd make him cry real tears
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:56 pm to stout
Justin Trudeau
Posted on 4/23/23 at 5:58 pm to stout
Can we just allow George Soros to count and call it a day? Any combination of him, Bill Gates, or "The Science" Anthony Fauci.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:00 pm to thermal9221
quote:Yeah Crenshaw... I'd rather smack Cornyn around. Crenshaw might still have the muscle memory and he's little but may be wiry. Plus life has beat him about the breasts enough for me to be satisfied (at this point).
I get it, but he’s a navy seal and would probably beat the shite out of you.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:02 pm to stout
Pelosi
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:03 pm to stout
I would mud wrestle AOC.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:05 pm to Spawn
I don’t know about mud wrestling, but I’d certainly speed bag her tits in preparation for my match with Kinzinger.
**I take it back I’d mud wrestle her as well. But also the speed bagging tits too.
**I take it back I’d mud wrestle her as well. But also the speed bagging tits too.
This post was edited on 4/23/23 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:10 pm to stout
Schumer
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:16 pm to stout
OBAMA! BUSH!!, (both of them), CLINTON!!!, (both of them), just for starters and no particular order.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:22 pm to stout
Mayorkas and Garland. Who's gonna be my tag-team partner?
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:25 pm to jbdawgs03
Same.
Plus he probably fights like a girl. I’d give myself even odds.
Plus he probably fights like a girl. I’d give myself even odds.
Posted on 4/23/23 at 6:26 pm to stout
Probably Dianne Feinstein.
Close second would be AOC. Maybe a titty falls out
Close second would be AOC. Maybe a titty falls out
This post was edited on 4/23/23 at 6:29 pm
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