threedog79

re: House design features that bother you

Posted by threedog79 on 4/7/26 at 7:38 am to Onyx Aggie

Unless it is a vacation/get-away place, I can’t stand A frame houses. Horrible design.

re: I had no clue about Life360 until….

Posted by threedog79 on 4/7/26 at 7:32 am to dstone12

We don’t have it but a guy I know was able to assist law enforcement finding his wife when she had a run off the road incident in the middle of nowhere stretch of country road. She ran off the road into a swampy stretch. If she didn’t have that app (or something similar) it would have taken forever to find her. She apparently had a heart attack that caused it. She was deceased when they found her.

I don’t know how it works but because (as I was told) she didn’t have an impact it didn’t alert to a crash? I guess it knows when an impact occurs?

Crazy stuff.

re: The Mercenary Wolverines.

Posted by threedog79 on 4/6/26 at 11:39 pm to Go Go Gata

This is just the nature of college athletics. Every starter on your team is a mercenary. Don’t confuse it. It is what it is.

I hate it and it really has dampened my love for college athletics. Especially in a state like Alabama where we have no home professional team.

I will go yell at another cloud now.

SEC Rant

re: First ever NIT 'ship appearance. Champs! Hang the banner.

Posted by threedog79 on 4/5/26 at 9:46 pm to AUCE05

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If our championship is bad, how do you describe never winning one?

It’s not bad. Not saying that at all. Just saying our championship is 5’ 2” and about 200lbs. The other guys didn’t go home with anybody so we still have that.

Auburn Sports Board

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re: First ever NIT 'ship appearance. Champs! Hang the banner.

Posted by threedog79 on 4/5/26 at 9:39 pm to AUCE05

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Steven Pearl now has more championships than every Bama coach combined

As much as I love to be able to say that…we did just take home the hog at closing time. We got some lovin’ but it was roll over get home and don’t say anything lovin’.

Auburn Sports Board

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re: JABA

Posted by threedog79 on 4/5/26 at 9:37 pm to AUCE05

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We could have bought the panhandle from Florida for 1M.

As a lifelong Braves and Auburn fan I love the absolute misery of my existence.

With the NIT game just now finishing I couldn’t help but flog myself when we blew the big league to go into OT.

It is not for the weak of heart to exist in my fandom.

Auburn Sports Board

re: Tool to release new album in 2027

Posted by threedog79 on 4/2/26 at 4:13 pm to Combaro01

I have never been to Vegas but if they pull of a residency situation there I would make the trip. I couldn’t imagine a TOOL concert set in the sphere! Visually their concerts are an experience for sure…it would be “turned to 11” with the options available with sphere technology.

Off-Topic Board

re: Ben Shapiro Called Trump a Liar Today

Posted by threedog79 on 3/30/26 at 8:28 pm to Sizzle_DAWG

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My MIGA!

MIGA please!

re: If you support birthright citizenship...

Posted by threedog79 on 3/30/26 at 8:26 pm to Bard

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At the time of their birth, at least one of their biological parents was an American citizen.

Yeah, like I said, I don't support it but we have to find a way to make it right in the alternative. I was genuinely asking.

re: If you support birthright citizenship...

Posted by threedog79 on 3/30/26 at 8:16 pm to deuceiswild

I don't necessarily like it. But, then I ask myself, what do you need to do (or how) is one deemed a citizen then?

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re: Defense Attorneys, have you ever represented a client that you knew was a colossal POS?

Posted by threedog79 on 3/26/26 at 10:52 am to FAT SEXY

compare it to this: an emergency room surgeon that operates on the bad guy that got shot by police.

It is his job...that is the way to look at representing the criminal of criminals.

re: Trump gives Iran 48 hours to open up the Strait of Hormuz

Posted by threedog79 on 3/21/26 at 10:41 pm to The Egg

Plant employee: “hey boss I’m going to early out tomorrow.”

Boss: “why?”

Plant employee: “my wife is going to be pregnant and I’ve got to rake some sand around the house.”

Plant employee looks up at the sky as he runs to his truck to get home.

re: Interesting story about a guy who refuses to sell his house in South Florida

Posted by threedog79 on 3/13/26 at 12:19 pm to FLTech

There was this ol' baw back in my hometown that owned like 2 acres...enough to have a little pond surrounded by woods. The super Wal-Marks was moving to town...they needed his little piece to complete the property for their build. For whatever reason they acquired all the property around his and needed his to finish...he made a small fortune.

He would put around town in a little Isuzu pup truck...after they bought his spot he was seen driving a brand new loaded out Z-71. Mid 90s when this happened. He couldn't wipe the smile off his face.

re: An attorney made this video public thinking it would help his client

Posted by threedog79 on 3/13/26 at 12:11 pm to BHS78

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Who taught these dumb mfers to ask for a supervisor. Is that the equivalent of a Karen asking for the manager.

If I head her right, she asked for his colonel.

hahahahahahah. Just eat the ticket. Why don't people do that???

re: What was your first real job in high school? Like where you had to clock in, etc.

Posted by threedog79 on 3/11/26 at 6:36 am to LSUguy2023

Bruno’s bag boy. On the weekends I would work 5-11 am and stocked the Bruno’s eggs, milk, and bread. During the week it was common to find the stoners in the milk freezer drinking the tea and smoking dope.

After that did landscaping.

re: FL Man claims he built underwater city for dolphins

Posted by threedog79 on 3/6/26 at 1:16 pm to greenbean

Nobody questions Gerald. Gerald is the lead man/foreman you want heading up the crew at the mill. Gerald gets shite done. And he has no recordables or safety violations. Be like Gerald.

re: Check in here if you support the war against Iran.

Posted by threedog79 on 2/28/26 at 1:38 pm to BOHICAMAN

Those pictures of the mini skirts, boobs, and legs of those Persian womenz in the mid 70s looked pretty awesome. Now you can’t tell what is underneath those table clothes.

If for anything else, the crazy liberal women/men/theys should support this operation for women’s liberation alone.

Under the regime change the PPP (Persian Poon Preservation) council should be established as a first order of business.

re: What Were You Doing On A Friday Night In High School?

Posted by threedog79 on 2/26/26 at 12:49 pm to STigers

After the football game heading to the field party. A bunch of peanut and cotton fields where I grew up. Everybody would circle the trucks up, bonfire, sit on the tailgates, chase the girls around, great music playing from Hank Jr. to Pink Floyd and whoever’s fake ID worked provided the drinks. Everybody talking about going to college and getting out of town quickly…and we didn’t realize we were sitting in the best time of our lives.

Man, where did time go?

re: This plan would save social security and reduce elderly poverty. Your thoughts?

Posted by threedog79 on 2/25/26 at 10:09 pm to Hangit

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FDR would be shocked that we pay people to sit on the porch and never lift a finger to procure food, while continually having babies for the working suckers to feed. Then having people with minor boo boos being paid to sit home. A lot of this waste comes from the money meant to sustain the elderly.

We have a vast population of breeding feral human beings. No nuclear family. No family planing period. Just breeding ferals that are sucking every red penny of taxes the working populace is having to pay. One breeder having 8 little ferals by 3 different male ferals and the cycle repeats.

And the new generation of ferals, having no father figure to lay belt to arse is the next breeding ferals.

It is like a nightmarish version of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom.

re: I asked AI to construct an image of the typical OT Baw

Posted by threedog79 on 2/20/26 at 12:02 am to VolsOut4Harambe

AI came up with the guy that would help you change the tire of the boat trailer at the ramp and offer you a beer afterwords. But it wouldn’t be a Bud Light.

Not bad.