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Captain Rumbeard
| Favorite team: | LSU |
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| Number of Posts: | 6569 |
| Registered on: | 1/29/2014 |
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re: National Guard humvees have just been spotted in Minneapolis ahead of a mass “protest”
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/17/26 at 1:16 pm to prouddawg
Yeah they're on our side. Walz is realizing that this is all going to be on him in a trial one day and he might want to head it off so he's not executed for it.
re: Radical protesters are now invading the homes of our heroic ICE agents and their families,
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/17/26 at 1:14 pm to Potchafa
Exactly. Set foot in my house soi folk. Find out.
These people are insane.
These people are insane.
re: OM narratives shifting
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/17/26 at 11:03 am to Captain Rumbeard
I just asked Grok who posts the most LSU topics on this board.
LSU fans are 20% of the LSU topics. So we can put that one to bed. SEC Board is just where the SEC goes to talk about LSU apparently.
LSU fans are 20% of the LSU topics. So we can put that one to bed. SEC Board is just where the SEC goes to talk about LSU apparently.
re: OM narratives shifting
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/17/26 at 10:52 am to Shunface
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Over 70% of the topics are started by your insecure fanbase about Ole Miss.
I'm willing to accept a certain amount of crazy from you guys but come on now... That's just delusional. That's getting into danger crazy territory.
re: The REAL reason Lane left Ole Miss for LSU
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/17/26 at 10:46 am to tBrand
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Kiffin left Ole Miss for the same reason he left all his previous jobs. He's anxious at rest because he's deeply insecure. He desperately needs to feel wanted, so he keeps putting himself into these situations. He obviously didn't get enough attention as a child.
Good coach though.
Good analysis. I concur. That last part is all that matters though. We don't pay them to be well rounded men. We pay them to win. And sometimes that takes an insecure narcissist.
re: Let me say this again ….
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/17/26 at 1:04 am to Rebbedup
It's like all I can hear you say is the N Word.
re: Kiffin and former players
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/16/26 at 11:56 pm to Laugh More
Kiffin needs to develop a love for fishing and shrimping with a cast net with his son. He will lock down Louisiana till the end of time just posting picks of running crawfish traps and hoisting some trout every now and then.
re: How many Ole Miss players did LSU get to transfer to LSU?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/16/26 at 11:50 pm to GreyReb
Better question is how many did you actually keep that we wanted.
You guys overvalue that lineup. Sorry.
You guys overvalue that lineup. Sorry.
re: How many of you LSU fans actually attended college at LSU?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/16/26 at 11:46 pm to ManBearSharkReb
That's another thing they don't tell you about LSU, there's LSU (whatever town) all over the state. LSU Shreveport is actually approaching the size of La Tech. The tension has always been did you go to Baton Rouge vs the It says LSU on my degree people if you want the in state low down.
It's another way LSU is EVERYONE in this state's team. Very few fans of other teams that don't also support LSU.
It's another way LSU is EVERYONE in this state's team. Very few fans of other teams that don't also support LSU.
re: We all are aware LSU is not Kiffins dream job/destination
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/16/26 at 1:18 pm to LSUminati
I don't think he'd leave for any college team. If he leaves it will be for an NFL gig. Won't be till after he's got a NC though.
re: We all are aware LSU is not Kiffins dream job/destination
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/16/26 at 1:17 pm to partsman103
Whoa! This is the kind of outside the box thinking that keeps me coming back to the SEC Rant!
Bravo! Bravo sir!
Bravo! Bravo sir!
re: Do broiling pans stop bullets?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/16/26 at 1:09 pm to stout
To be fair, paintballs hurt. Non lethal bullets hurt worse.
re: Am I the only one who is fed up with all Of the AI
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 9:35 pm to turnpiketiger
Read that waiting for you to say, It's not that AI is (whatever), It's that it's (opposite).
Every AI text I've seen them do is using that in the middle of the post.
Every AI text I've seen them do is using that in the middle of the post.
re: Sourdough Bread Eaters
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 9:28 pm to BlueRabbit
I'm a cook, not a baker. Two completely different skill sets and I suck at baking. Luckily the wife is a baker. Although a crappy one.
re: How much fun is this for Lane
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 8:49 pm to Wolfcola
I say we have two guys in Tiger stripe suits with Spartan helmets just to poke the California tards and give them shields. These will be to keep the mustard and batteries off Lane. Escort him everywhere.
re: LSU Lands 3rd QB Transfer
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 8:44 pm to LsuTool
Money. BIG OLE MONEY.
re: When it comes to cheating, who is more to blame: the married or the mistress?
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 8:09 pm to BamaCoaster
The Married is 100% to blame.
re: Some dude in Georgia called in on Pawwwwll and said that Pettiti pulled a Svengali mind
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 7:55 pm to Nasty_Canasta
And is he day drunk there?
re: Another ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis, shovel attack, possible Venezuelan suspect
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 11:30 am to PBnJ
I'd bet a lot of money that you've never once read the Constitution beginning to end.
Not once.
Not once.
re: Rate the sideline reporters
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/15/26 at 10:57 am to TeeteringBrink
Holly Rowe should have that job as long as she wants it. She's got more football knowledge in that dome than the rest combined.
re: Update: Protests and crackdown down continue in Iran. Trumps calls for regime change.
Posted by Captain Rumbeard on 1/14/26 at 12:27 am to Bronco11
No doubt. Western leaning Iran would blow the roof off their economy fast.
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