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Literalist
| Favorite team: | Missouri |
| Location: | Minnesota |
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| Number of Posts: | 3632 |
| Registered on: | 10/11/2014 |
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re: 2026 Portal Tracker
Posted by Literalist on 1/30/26 at 6:31 pm to TrueLefty
I want more talents!! More talents, I tell you!!
re: I’m about to sign off…
Posted by Literalist on 1/30/26 at 8:53 am to MIZ58
To add to the misery, what's happened to our wrestling program?
re: Drunk Pete is a buffoon….
Posted by Literalist on 1/23/26 at 4:07 pm to CNB
My girl has everything a man could possibly want: big arms, hairy chest, and a mustache
re: Vandy's answer to Mickey Rooney
Posted by Literalist on 12/31/25 at 12:16 pm to Trumansfangs
frick the voters...it's fambly!
re: What a Shitty Performance
Posted by Literalist on 12/28/25 at 11:44 am to Faurot fodder
Blizzard up here. 10-12 inches by morning.
Mr. Covid came visiting a couple days ago. A Google search confirms we both have a chance of surviving.
And then this fricking football team.
But at least we have basketball!..
Mr. Covid came visiting a couple days ago. A Google search confirms we both have a chance of surviving.
And then this fricking football team.
But at least we have basketball!..
re: Virginia 13 @ Missouri 7 Final - Gator Bowl - ABC
Posted by Literalist on 12/27/25 at 8:55 pm to BurgTiger
But...but...all those extra practices are so helpful.
re: What a Shitty Performance
Posted by Literalist on 12/27/25 at 8:44 pm to the808bass
Ibid
I just shut it off. No fun watching a game like this. I'll check the score in the morning. Damn.
I just shut it off. No fun watching a game like this. I'll check the score in the morning. Damn.
re: Excitement Level for Tonight’s Game
Posted by Literalist on 12/27/25 at 4:53 pm to Thicker_Poster
I'll watch, but, sadly I really don't give a rat's arse whether we win or not.
re: It's 80 degrees in Missouri on Christmas Day
Posted by Literalist on 12/25/25 at 5:57 pm to SidewalkTiger
We've broken out shorts and sandals It's 32 today! 25 predicted tomorrow
re: Merry Christmas
Posted by Literalist on 12/25/25 at 8:03 am to Drydock
The line, "God rest ye merry gentlemen!" ...to be accurate, needs a comma some where. Do you know where it goes? :cheers:
re: Diego Pavia Parties With IG Model & An ‘F Indiana’ Sign At NYC Club After Heisman
Posted by Literalist on 12/14/25 at 8:54 pm to Shamoan
Well, there's always midget wrestling in Mexico.
re: Auburn’s new Director of Performance
Posted by Literalist on 12/14/25 at 3:00 pm to RTRnFlorida
Hook his nose on a branch...and he can pick cherries with both hands.
Norfleet
Posted by Literalist on 12/9/25 at 12:31 pm
Rock M says, "Brett Norfleet is spoken about on national broadcasts as a NFL-level tight end."
Must be the national broadcasts from Panama??
Must be the national broadcasts from Panama??
re: I admit, I was wrong
Posted by Literalist on 12/3/25 at 6:53 pm to Billy Mays
Now he needs to find a little handicapped girl...and push her wheelchair down to McDonald's for ice cream.
re: Norfleet and the most concerning performance I have ever seen
Posted by Literalist on 12/1/25 at 10:55 am to notsince98
I noticed that, too. A half-hearted effort. I also wondered what was going on.
re: What the frick is this garbage?
Posted by Literalist on 11/29/25 at 7:04 pm to surgicalvenom
Did I hear right...25 yards total passing?
re: On a Holiday Note...
Posted by Literalist on 11/26/25 at 4:32 pm to Drydock
Yes, a northerner (Norderner in vulgar Minnesotan)
I recall my first summer in Columbia...I thought the heat and humidity would fricking kill me.
I'm much more comfortable sitting in an ice shack taking pulls off a bottle of blackberry brandy, playing sheepshead and not giving a shite if we don't catch anything. :cheers:
I recall my first summer in Columbia...I thought the heat and humidity would fricking kill me.
I'm much more comfortable sitting in an ice shack taking pulls off a bottle of blackberry brandy, playing sheepshead and not giving a shite if we don't catch anything. :cheers:
re: Apparently, fans are being too emotional when it comes to this football thing
Posted by Literalist on 11/26/25 at 4:08 pm to the808bass
I'd like to amend Bass's motion to include: "...and the horse he rode in on."
The arrogant frickhead,
The arrogant frickhead,
re: On a Holiday Note...
Posted by Literalist on 11/26/25 at 4:01 pm to surgicalvenom
Black Friday? I'd rather do ANYTHING before that.
By the way, shoveled/blew snow this morning. The snowmobilers, ice fishermen, and skiers are chomping at the bit.
Happy Thanksgiving, you mindless imbeciles :cheers:
By the way, shoveled/blew snow this morning. The snowmobilers, ice fishermen, and skiers are chomping at the bit.
Happy Thanksgiving, you mindless imbeciles :cheers:
re: Drinks buyout..
Posted by Literalist on 11/24/25 at 4:13 pm to surgicalvenom
If PSU is smart, they'll hire Terry Smith. Lordy, the fans are chanting his name and holding up signs.
re: Can someone show me the actual Drink is leaving...
Posted by Literalist on 11/20/25 at 3:47 pm to surgicalvenom
Ramrod is coming. A reliable sauce told me.
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