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Jor Jor The Dinosaur
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Chicago, IL |
| Biography: | LSU Class of 2011 |
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| Number of Posts: | 7418 |
| Registered on: | 11/7/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Yo Mamma So Fat..............
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/26 at 1:24 pm to NotoriousFSU
quote:You sure it wasn’t a microscope?
Yo mama so fat NASA had to place a mirror 100 light years away from Earth and use a telescope just so she could see her arse.
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re: Chuck Norris Lives On!
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/26 at 12:52 pm to Nole Man
If you turn off the bathroom light and say “Chuck Norris” three times into the mirror, the Ghost of Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse you to the face.
re: Yo Mamma So Fat..............
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/26 at 11:37 am to brsa
Yo momma so fat, after sex she smokes turkey.
re: If there was a mirror 100 light years away in space and I had a very powerful microscope..
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/26 at 11:30 am to BOSCEAUX
A galactic year for the sun is about 225m years.
The sun is only around 20 years old in sun-years. Not even old enough to buy a galactic beer (legally).
The sun is only around 20 years old in sun-years. Not even old enough to buy a galactic beer (legally).
re: The most iconic steakhouse in every state
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/26 at 10:02 am to Proximo
Bavette’s is great, but still relatively new (not that Gibsons is super old, but 14 vs 37 years of history is a big difference) and I think Gibson’s has a lot more name recognition nationally.
I understand why it’s the choice for “iconic”.
I understand why it’s the choice for “iconic”.
re: The most iconic steakhouse in every state
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/17/26 at 9:58 am to dblwall
re: Someone explain what is going on with Tiffany's dress
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/15/26 at 3:02 pm to Topwater Trout
That dress is awful, she should take it off.
quote:they should all take it off to be safe.
which one is Tiffany
re: If there was a mirror 100 light years away in space and I had a very powerful microscope..
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/15/26 at 2:43 pm to castorinho
quote:No, because earth would have been in a completely different location in spacetime.
the person looking will be looking at you from 200 years ago
Odds are you would only see the blackness of the void.
re: We are astronauts in space on ship made of rock with a mission
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/15/26 at 1:43 pm to TigerReich
quote:Your sentience is all the brain.
Wearing meat suits
You are a brain piloting a bone mech with meat armor.
re: We are astronauts in space on ship made of rock with a mission
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/15/26 at 1:36 pm to theunknownknight
What’s the mission? To frick and make more astronauts?
re: What's the longest you can generally tolerate riding in a car?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/14/26 at 9:51 am to shutterspeed
About 13 hours, which I’ve done a handful of times over the years driving between Chicago and BR, and Chicago and Philly.
Pack sandwiches, snacks and drinks, go to the bathroom when you stop for gas, and knock it out in one go.
I’d rather whole arse a one day road trip than half arse a two day one.
Pack sandwiches, snacks and drinks, go to the bathroom when you stop for gas, and knock it out in one go.
I’d rather whole arse a one day road trip than half arse a two day one.
re: What’s up with baseball players wearing chains?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/13/26 at 9:16 pm to GruntbyAssociation
quote:Hey now, don’t lose your head, Neckless.
frick you, I guess?
(The things around your neck are necklaces)
re: What’s up with baseball players wearing chains?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/13/26 at 7:52 am to GruntbyAssociation
quote:Okay Marie Antoinette
I wear a chain and a lanyard with a Scottish cross. So that’s two “necklesses” I wear.
re: What’s up with baseball players wearing chains?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/13/26 at 7:49 am to UptownJoeBrown
They’re 20-something’s with millions of dollars.
That money’s not gonna spend itself.
That money’s not gonna spend itself.
re: Deep thoughts you have that blow your mind
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/12/26 at 8:40 pm to lsubatman1
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Example: it took 16 years for me to be 16 years old
re: Deep thoughts you have that blow your mind
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/12/26 at 8:23 pm to lsubatman1
quote:I’ll take some of what you’re having.
i have driven longer then i have been alive
re: I have a question about this moon mission
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/10/26 at 7:31 pm to oldcharlie8
Apollos 8-17 all orbited the moon.
re: Father/Son Quality Time
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/9/26 at 3:29 pm to Chad504boy
quote:Doesn’t get more quality than some DP action.
Share a prostitute
Even if he’s gay, just let him take top.
re: I'm 40 and I want to build a blanket fort in the closet
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/8/26 at 10:25 pm to X123F45
quote:I build forts all the time. Just say it’s for the kid.
Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
re: What’s your favorite OT thread
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/8/26 at 9:43 pm to lsuson
A couple that have staying power in my memory:
Trailer theft
The guy who hated polo shirts
The gamecock who bragged about being in a relationship with an older woman
Trailer theft
The guy who hated polo shirts
The gamecock who bragged about being in a relationship with an older woman
re: Personalized license plates - whatcha got?
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/8/26 at 1:48 pm to TDsngumbo
The dad of a buddy of mine in middle school had a Viper with AWHSOME plates (AWESOME was already taken).
The kid was incredulous when I told him it was really cool but it was spelled wrong. He thought that was how you spelled awesome.
The kid was incredulous when I told him it was really cool but it was spelled wrong. He thought that was how you spelled awesome.
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