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Missouri Waltz
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Adrift off the Spanish Main |
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| Occupation: | Mule Skinner |
| Number of Posts: | 1304 |
| Registered on: | 2/29/2016 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: What is the direct positive impact to the US for our actions in Iran?
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 3/2/26 at 5:36 pm to jrodLSUke
quote:
Including arming terrorists with nukes.
Israel is the most terrorist and immoral country on earth. They have nukes.
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re: My Miniature Dachshund Bit Me
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 3/2/26 at 5:04 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
quote:
I'd bite you too if you stuck me in a cage.
He only goes there to sleep and when he wants to. I lock him in overnight so that he doesn't take a dump in the house. He had just entered and I reached in to remove his stuffed duck. That is when he went into attack mode.
My Miniature Dachshund Bit Me
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 3/2/26 at 4:44 pm
I reached into my dog's cage last night and he nailed me. That critter's life of luxury has come to an end. He is about to learn what it is to be a farm dog.
re: Department of War officially puts Scouting America on Notice
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/27/26 at 9:43 pm to captainFid
I grew up in a town of less than 6,000 people. It was an assumption that male kids would join the BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA.
The Catholics had a white troop.
The Methodists had a white troop.
The Baptists had a white troop.
The black kids didn't get to be Boy Scouts.
The Catholics had a white troop.
The Methodists had a white troop.
The Baptists had a white troop.
The black kids didn't get to be Boy Scouts.
re: Earthquake
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/26/26 at 12:35 pm to Rds21275
quote:
sounded like distant thunder
This.
Living on the New Madrid fault I cannot tell you how many minor earthquakes I have experienced in my life. Usually they are over before you realize it.
The epicenter of the worst one I have ever seen was about two miles due north of me. A clap of thunder is exactly what the beginning of it sounded like.
re: i dont think the country is more divided, just conservatives wont take the shat anymore
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/25/26 at 5:26 pm to trinidadtiger
Conservatives in our country have been sitting back and being force fed since Woodrow Wilson was president. We have done nothing to fight back. We have the means but do not have the will. We will sit passively by and watch while our Christian culture is destroyed.
re: Which do your prefer: Classic Diner or Jewish Deli
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/24/26 at 9:30 pm to GentleJackJones
Was kicked out of the last Jewish deli I visited just for ordering a ham and cheese sandwich with a glass of milk.
re: Pictures from days gone by....
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/23/26 at 4:41 pm to wahoocs
I had one of those. You would put water in the rocket and then use the pump to create pressure. Release the rocket and off it would go.
Rosary for Servant of God Charlene Richard
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/23/26 at 4:30 pm
Gone With the Wind
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/21/26 at 9:28 pm
I was surfing through the channels and ran across Gone With the Wind. I know it is the ultimate chick flick but still enjoy watching it. My take on the characters.
Ellen O'Hara - Was really in love with a Creole. It's been a long time since I read the book (junior high) but he was killed when they were young - I think in a poker game. She called for him as she was dying.
Gerald O'Hara - An Irish drunk and accordingly one of my favorite characters. I love how he died fighting while running the white trash off Tara.
Ashley Wilkes - One of literature's biggest twerps.
Melanie Hamilton Wilkes - A true Southern belle.
Big Sam - One of the most loyal men who ever lived and a world class bad arse.
Rhett Butler - The Sultan of Slit.
Scarlett O'Hara - A manipulating slut. At least Belle Watling plied her trade openly. In the book she bore a son with Charles Hamilton. I do remember that.
Just so you know the bank that Scarlett wrote the check on to save Tara was real and still exists today.
Ellen O'Hara - Was really in love with a Creole. It's been a long time since I read the book (junior high) but he was killed when they were young - I think in a poker game. She called for him as she was dying.
Gerald O'Hara - An Irish drunk and accordingly one of my favorite characters. I love how he died fighting while running the white trash off Tara.
Ashley Wilkes - One of literature's biggest twerps.
Melanie Hamilton Wilkes - A true Southern belle.
Big Sam - One of the most loyal men who ever lived and a world class bad arse.
Rhett Butler - The Sultan of Slit.
Scarlett O'Hara - A manipulating slut. At least Belle Watling plied her trade openly. In the book she bore a son with Charles Hamilton. I do remember that.
Just so you know the bank that Scarlett wrote the check on to save Tara was real and still exists today.
re: The hole gets deeper for Prince Andy
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/21/26 at 4:22 pm to Geekboy
I used to think that nothing could help the British royal family more than a good infusion of white trash blood. Now it appears to me that Fergie has already taken care of that.
re: Who all hit the nice Seafood restaurants last night as a sacrifice?
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/21/26 at 4:10 pm to DustyDinkleman
quote:
it was all just a ploy from a pope during a time when the seafood industry was suffering
That is Protestant horseshite propaganda.
When it was instituted there was no refrigeration and transportation was rudimentary. No one within three miles of a coastline was eating fish any day of the week.
re: Who all hit the nice Seafood restaurants last night as a sacrifice?
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/21/26 at 4:04 pm to TIGERHOLD
quote:
Fish is meat.
Fish are not warmblooded animals. Now you understand.
re: Thomas Jefferson... hear me out.
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/20/26 at 11:00 am to skrayper
He also ate tomatoes at a time when people thought they were poisonous.
re: Male Student Takes Two Girls’ Medals In Mass. State Track and Field Championships
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/19/26 at 10:50 pm to BoomerandSooner
Females wanted to be kickers on football teams and play soccer and baseball with males - they got it. They brought this on themselves. Now cry me a river.
re: There are so many females on ole miss’s campus
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/19/26 at 10:39 pm to DMagic
quote:
Ole Miss has hot women
Sure it does. All colleges and universities do. The only thing that makes Ole Miss unique is their fake southern accents they come home with at their first Thanksgiving holiday.
Explain the Epstein Files to Me
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/19/26 at 7:56 pm
Prince Andrew
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Anthony Weiner
Bill Gates
Oprah Winfrey
Tom Hanks
Jon Benet Ramsey
Nancy Guthrie
How in the world are all these people connected to the sick bastard?
Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton
Donald Trump
Anthony Weiner
Bill Gates
Oprah Winfrey
Tom Hanks
Jon Benet Ramsey
Nancy Guthrie
How in the world are all these people connected to the sick bastard?
re: When did society decide children in public were a nuisance?
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/19/26 at 7:09 pm to Tiger1242
Unruly children become unruly adults. If children want to run and yell then a playground or park is the place to do it. Obnoxious children in restaurants and other public facilities is unacceptable.
re: Arkansas player caught an armadillo in their dugout
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/19/26 at 1:33 pm to SidewalkTiger
It looked like that one has nine rings and those are the ones that carry leprosy. The guy better wash his hands.
re: UK’s Prince Andrew arrested today, his 66th birthday. First royal arrest in 400 years
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/19/26 at 1:00 pm to jbraua
For this all to happen Andrew had to be involved in some very very serious wrongdoing.
Catholics and McDonald's Filet of Fish
Posted by Missouri Waltz on 2/16/26 at 12:23 pm
Back in the early 1960's, before the Second Vatican Council when Catholics ate fish every Friday, there was only one McDonald's restaurant in Cincinnati. It was located in the Catholic area of the city.
The owner called Ray Kroc and told him it cost money just to turn on the lights on Fridays. Catholics were not going to eat hamburgers on that day of the week. Kroc told him to offer a grilled pineapple sandwich. The franchisee suggested that they also offer a fish sandwich and see which one sold the best. Needless to say the fish sandwich won.
Kroc asked the guy what he was charging for the sandwich and was told 30 cents. Kroc said it cost too much and they could not charge more than 25 cents. So the franchisee bought cheaper fish and added a slice of cheese for flavor. Thus the McDonald's Filet of Fish was born.
Even today 40 percent of all McDonald's Filet of Fish annual sales occur during Lent.
Don't forget to get your ashes on Wednesday.
The owner called Ray Kroc and told him it cost money just to turn on the lights on Fridays. Catholics were not going to eat hamburgers on that day of the week. Kroc told him to offer a grilled pineapple sandwich. The franchisee suggested that they also offer a fish sandwich and see which one sold the best. Needless to say the fish sandwich won.
Kroc asked the guy what he was charging for the sandwich and was told 30 cents. Kroc said it cost too much and they could not charge more than 25 cents. So the franchisee bought cheaper fish and added a slice of cheese for flavor. Thus the McDonald's Filet of Fish was born.
Even today 40 percent of all McDonald's Filet of Fish annual sales occur during Lent.
Don't forget to get your ashes on Wednesday.
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