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re: Greenland State or Territory

Posted by DesScorp on 1/17/26 at 10:04 am to
Definitely a territory. Population is under 75K for the whole island.
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She could probably do better, so I assume that guy has a big pipe.


Her appetite is reputed to be voracious. There’s a pic of her out on the interwebs where she’s just butt-arse naked , head to toe, after a workout and she’s just sitting their in the buff discussing various and sundry things with a congressional aide. This was early in her time in the House. IIRC, that pic was related to another scandal where she was banging someone on her staff.
Superman should have let Luthor plunge California into the sea.

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thought she was a lezzie?


She calls herself Bi, but I think she’s just one of those that's so horny they’ll bang anything on two legs.
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The married person is 100% to blame. They made the commitment.


Unless the mistress didn’t know he was married, she’s just as equally guilty.
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Cedquavious Hunter and Dyquavian Short,


Why do these mommas make up names that sound like Romans fed through a Piglatin generator?
In before the usual suspects lecture us that life without a Bachelors is doomed to broken bodies and financial failure.
Something. Has. Been. Unleashed.
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The first income tax was limited to the very rich and look what happened after that.


The people pushing for this insist that its a one time thing. No one believes them, though, and with good reason.
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ex is a classic southern, SEC-sorority female


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My ex wife is now dating women.


Her daddy must be proud.
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What are they afraid of?


Nigel Farage. The way things are going, he might be at 10 Downing soon.
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had a guy ask what snacks were wanted. Other girl said homemade chocolate chip cookies. I am not joking when I say he made cookies


You guys planned your threesome like a football party?
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too much soy, not enough white monster in their diet.


Feminism made women hostile and insufferable, and modern technology (games, porn) made it easy for men to seek escape from that. Why waste time being rejected by women with insane standards when its easy to fire up the playstation and go another round of Call of Duty with the boys online?

If you you think its bad now, wait till AI + Robotics lets us create the perfect fantasy sexual object. Every fembot will have a perfect arse, seductive voice, and porn star technique. Every male sexbot will be cut like an Olympian, talk like a bad boy rock star, and have a never tiring 8 inch cock. Real births will drop to a handful.
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it didn’t Racial demographics changes ruined the west


Whynotboth.gif
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where were those lesbian seductresses when I was taking hot yoga classes?


All we had was this:

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ps...if your wife goes there, your marriage is already over


I mean, come on, the whole thing looks like “How to lose your wife to lesbian seductresses in one easy class”.

re: Golden Globes tonight

Posted by DesScorp on 1/12/26 at 1:18 pm to
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Literally a podcast guiding girls and women to be better at sleeping around.


Honestly, that show could be called How to be a better whore.
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Dana Carvey and Bush senior could always joke about it together. Newt Gingrich had Chris Farley come do his impression in the House.


Colbert killed that. His in-your-face insults to Dubya at the correspondents dinner taught Republicans never to trust comedians again. I remember as a kid watching Don Rickels joke about Reagan while Reagan laughed in the audience. Because there were limits. Lines that weren’t crossed. All of that is done now. And I don't think its ever coming back.
Says the guy who mocked Trump and told people to visit Haiti. He helped make this bitter stew.
The Matrix was a classic, but Ive come to just pretend that the shitty sequels never happened. I never bothered watching the last one.