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Toroballistic
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
| Location: | Tallahassee |
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| Number of Posts: | 2209 |
| Registered on: | 12/3/2017 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Would you rather try to escape a great white or grizzly bear?
Posted by Toroballistic on 3/4/26 at 9:02 am to wareaglepete
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Even if you somehow survived the bear, you made so much noise the cougar now knows exactly where you are.
I've seen some cougars that I wouldn't mind eating me!!
re: Would you rather try to escape a great white or grizzly bear?
Posted by Toroballistic on 3/4/26 at 8:59 am to Dale3
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You'd have to play dead and hope he doesn't mall you.
Or even worse, maul you.
re: The new Paramount+ "Treasure Island" series casts its Long John Silver
Posted by Toroballistic on 3/4/26 at 8:29 am to Byron Bojangles III
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Jesus wasn't white with blue eyes btw no one complains about that "reimagining"
Jesus may well have had blue eyes. Plenty of Roman writing at the time describing someone as having "blue eyes, like a Jew." or being a "blue eyed Jew."
DNA evidence shows there were thousands of people in the region with blue eyes.
re: Did the McDonalds CEO play 3D chess?
Posted by Toroballistic on 3/4/26 at 7:56 am to Ash Williams
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I assume you mean 4D chess
Since normal chess is played in… 3 dimensions. Unless you’re playing on your phone or on a computer.
Regular chess is played in two dimensions. You can move pieces forward, backwards, left or right. You can not move pieces up or down.
re: “Jimmy’s & Joe’s”
Posted by Toroballistic on 3/3/26 at 7:54 am to southernboisb
Jimbo was right about one thing: You can't enter a mule in the Kentucky Derby.
re: We should torture people like this live on network TV
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/27/26 at 9:04 am to Don Quixote
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Fun Fact: Did you know that 100% of child molesters who are fed into wood chippers have ZERO percent chance of being repeat offenders.
Make sure to feed them feet first.
re: Lunatic libtard Keith Olbermann outraged w/team USA's TageThompson & his Christian faith
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/27/26 at 9:00 am to Tantal
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but I think the insanity could be an act.
If it is an act he should win an Emmy.
re: It's 2/26 what you up to Bama fans
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/27/26 at 7:47 am to Jack Daniel
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Not winning championships
C'mon man. It's not like LSU haven't won a championship lately. LSU won the baseball natty just last year.
re: Best college pitching staff ever? 1983 Texas Longhorns!
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/27/26 at 7:41 am to Victor R Franko
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What is it they like to say in the south??
Don't think that saying is limited to the south.
re: Best college pitching staff ever? 1983 Texas Longhorns!
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/27/26 at 7:40 am to Victor R Franko
I have had a severe dislike for Clemens ever since the championship game. That was even before I found out he was a cheater.
re: I feel bad for Taylor Swift
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/26/26 at 9:54 am to magildachunks
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What does she have?
In the words of the late Dusty Hill "She's got legs"
re: SEC/P4 Game Cancellations
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/20/26 at 9:41 am to southernboisb
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B1G only plays P4 conference members
Where did you get that?
tOSU opens the 2026 season with Ball State. They also play Kent State.
UM Plays W Mich and UTEP.
I only looked at these two teams.
re: Damn, Ole Miss.....Had your chance to obtain the W over an LSU team...
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/20/26 at 7:34 am to stopitnow1
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I can see why you want to live in last years season
This is rich coming from an LSU fan. 2019 much?
re: Anyone else have four current Top 10 teams besides LSU?
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/13/26 at 9:35 am to SEC Doctor
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Baseball is a men's sport. You may recall LSU won the national championship last season.
The others listed are women's sports, thus the majority are women's sports. Majority wins!!
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Alabama hasn't won a men's championship in any sport in almost a decade.
If by "almost a decade" you mean 5 years, you're right.
What does that do with the topic at hand?
re: Anyone else have four current Top 10 teams besides LSU?
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/13/26 at 8:04 am to SEC Doctor
Didn't realize that LSU stood for "Ladies Sports University". :lol:
re: Godfather quandry.
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/12/26 at 8:34 am to Nutriaitch
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why does anyone ever say anything to the person they're about to kill?
Often asked myself this question. Only answer I came up with was: "That's what it says in the script." :lol:
re: NY Times: It’s Time for America to Admit That It Has a Marijuana Problem
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/11/26 at 7:53 am to Fun Bunch
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False. Wine was much stronger in those days than it is now.
100% without question, false.
They diluted it considerably.
100% true, you dumbass. You even proved me right in your reply.
Why do you think they diluted it? Because it was so strong!
Critical thinking is not your strong suit.
re: NY Times: It’s Time for America to Admit That It Has a Marijuana Problem
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/10/26 at 9:53 am to Fun Bunch
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The alcohol level in those fermented drinks back then would have been extremely low.
False. Wine was much stronger in those days than it is now.
re: Which SEC teams would you pull against if they played North Korea University?
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/10/26 at 8:54 am to morriscat2
None.
I dislike some SEC teams but I hate communism!!
I dislike some SEC teams but I hate communism!!
re: Race to the Bottom: A New Favorite to Finish Dead Last
Posted by Toroballistic on 2/6/26 at 10:03 am to NFLSU
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Unranked Alabama pretending to be a basketball school
Kinda like unranked LSU pretending to be a football school.
re: Belichick…why am I so angry?
Posted by Toroballistic on 1/28/26 at 10:00 am to MorbidTheClown
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if spygate is the reason then he should never get in. neither should brady (deflategate)
I agree.
When I was young cheating was right up there with lying and stealing. People didn't want to be known as any of the three. Times have changed, and not for the better, in regard to these.
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