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themaestro
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re: Penning
Posted by themaestro on 11/4/25 at 3:28 pm to geauxtigahs214
dealt him for a bag of zapps and a big shot soda.... massive W
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re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted by themaestro on 5/2/25 at 10:48 pm to jasonbr1975
Mr. Miagi and Chow are great alternates
re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted by themaestro on 5/2/25 at 6:23 pm to gumbo2176
also legit took like 45 minutes, really wasnt that difficult. in Louisiana we dont have basements so hop off, figured you would know that with a name like gumbo you fraud
re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted by themaestro on 5/2/25 at 6:20 pm to gumbo2176
okay mr 17k posts. Just got off for summer break, so u can ligma
re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted by themaestro on 5/2/25 at 4:18 pm to ManBearTiger
Glad someone got it
re: List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted by themaestro on 5/2/25 at 4:07 pm to 214
Fair point, he was a little before my time
List of 100 men vs 1 Gorilla. Thoughts?
Posted by themaestro on 5/2/25 at 4:04 pm
1. Darren Sharper (most hardest hitting safety in the league)
2. Ray Lewis( has killed before)
3. Patrick Wills(maybe give the gorilla cte?)
4. Jon Jones (on coke of course)
5. Brock Lesnar ( pre usada)
6. Giannis ( he’s tall af and strong)
7. Shaq ( do I really need to explain this one)
8. Prime Mike Tyson ( also on coke)
9. Connor McGregor ( worried about this one as he might side with the gorilla)
10-11. Khabib and Islam (has anybody check the gorilla grappling)
12. Merab Dvalishvili ( crazy enough to be the first person to attack)
13. Kimbo Slice ( bringing him back from the dead for this one)
14. Eddie Hall (he’s huge)
15. The Rock ( could possibly take out the gorilla with the peoples elbow)
16. John Cena ( gorilla can’t see him either)
17. Arron Donald ( four point stance type shite)
18. Ndamukong Suh ( expert at stomping)
19. Derrick Henry ( stiff arm that mfer)
20. James Johnson ( I don’t even think the gorilla would want to fw him)
21. Chad Johnson ( on viagra)
22. Shannon Sharpe ( in light of recent allegations)
23-24. Kane & Undertaker (choke slam and tombstone pile driver combo)
25-29 The Jackson Five ( crazy footwork and voices, might overstimulate the gorilla)
30.Bruce Lee ( probably will do some crazy kicking shite)
31. Khamzat Chimaev ( he’s actually insane)
32. David Ortiz (all I need to say is Big Papi )
33-34. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi( when we need to bite)
35. Rocky Balboa (epic post fight speech and training arc)
36. Ivan drago ( has also killed before, RIP Apollo Creed)
37. Aaron Hernandez ( will probably go for the balls)
38. Alexander the Great ( massacred many people)
39. Genghis Khan ( ruthless, and powerful)
40. Joe Rogan( he has a nasty spinning back kick and a BJJ black belt, also knows everything)
41. Lawrence Taylor (hopefully can break one leg)
42. Tom Cruise ( what can’t he do)
43. Mark Henry ( the worlds strongest man)
44. Joe Thomas ( Mr Consistent)
45. Adrian Peterson ( specialist in beating)
46. Marshawn Lynch ( will run through the mfers face, also there so he won’t get fined)
47. Draymond green ( ball kicking expert, also hot headed)
48-50. Jordan, Pippen, Rodman (super powered trio)
51-52. LeBron and Bronny ( father son duo)
53. Francis Ngannou ( also another no brainer)
54. Johnny Manziel ( make sure he parties hard the night before)
55. Tarrell Suggs (former #55 and sb Champ)
56-57. The Hardy Brothers (gorilla not ready for the swanton bomb)
58. Rey Mysterio ( similar to 56, not ready for the 619)
59. Chael Sonnen (greatest arms, best charms, and the one who’ll do a lot of harm)
60. Ron Artest ( before name change)
61-70. 10 Extreme Liberals ( they will be second sacrifices to wear out the gorilla)
71-80. 10 Navy Seals (tactical awareness and strategy)
81-90. 10 Sumo Wrestlers ( they will help hold it down
91-99. 9 Legit Crack Addicts (super human strength, and first wave volunteers)
100. Chuck Norris ( by popular demand, and the nail in the coffin)
100% guaranteed win with this squad
2. Ray Lewis( has killed before)
3. Patrick Wills(maybe give the gorilla cte?)
4. Jon Jones (on coke of course)
5. Brock Lesnar ( pre usada)
6. Giannis ( he’s tall af and strong)
7. Shaq ( do I really need to explain this one)
8. Prime Mike Tyson ( also on coke)
9. Connor McGregor ( worried about this one as he might side with the gorilla)
10-11. Khabib and Islam (has anybody check the gorilla grappling)
12. Merab Dvalishvili ( crazy enough to be the first person to attack)
13. Kimbo Slice ( bringing him back from the dead for this one)
14. Eddie Hall (he’s huge)
15. The Rock ( could possibly take out the gorilla with the peoples elbow)
16. John Cena ( gorilla can’t see him either)
17. Arron Donald ( four point stance type shite)
18. Ndamukong Suh ( expert at stomping)
19. Derrick Henry ( stiff arm that mfer)
20. James Johnson ( I don’t even think the gorilla would want to fw him)
21. Chad Johnson ( on viagra)
22. Shannon Sharpe ( in light of recent allegations)
23-24. Kane & Undertaker (choke slam and tombstone pile driver combo)
25-29 The Jackson Five ( crazy footwork and voices, might overstimulate the gorilla)
30.Bruce Lee ( probably will do some crazy kicking shite)
31. Khamzat Chimaev ( he’s actually insane)
32. David Ortiz (all I need to say is Big Papi )
33-34. Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi( when we need to bite)
35. Rocky Balboa (epic post fight speech and training arc)
36. Ivan drago ( has also killed before, RIP Apollo Creed)
37. Aaron Hernandez ( will probably go for the balls)
38. Alexander the Great ( massacred many people)
39. Genghis Khan ( ruthless, and powerful)
40. Joe Rogan( he has a nasty spinning back kick and a BJJ black belt, also knows everything)
41. Lawrence Taylor (hopefully can break one leg)
42. Tom Cruise ( what can’t he do)
43. Mark Henry ( the worlds strongest man)
44. Joe Thomas ( Mr Consistent)
45. Adrian Peterson ( specialist in beating)
46. Marshawn Lynch ( will run through the mfers face, also there so he won’t get fined)
47. Draymond green ( ball kicking expert, also hot headed)
48-50. Jordan, Pippen, Rodman (super powered trio)
51-52. LeBron and Bronny ( father son duo)
53. Francis Ngannou ( also another no brainer)
54. Johnny Manziel ( make sure he parties hard the night before)
55. Tarrell Suggs (former #55 and sb Champ)
56-57. The Hardy Brothers (gorilla not ready for the swanton bomb)
58. Rey Mysterio ( similar to 56, not ready for the 619)
59. Chael Sonnen (greatest arms, best charms, and the one who’ll do a lot of harm)
60. Ron Artest ( before name change)
61-70. 10 Extreme Liberals ( they will be second sacrifices to wear out the gorilla)
71-80. 10 Navy Seals (tactical awareness and strategy)
81-90. 10 Sumo Wrestlers ( they will help hold it down
91-99. 9 Legit Crack Addicts (super human strength, and first wave volunteers)
100. Chuck Norris ( by popular demand, and the nail in the coffin)
100% guaranteed win with this squad
re: Kinda draft Saints need this year
Posted by themaestro on 1/15/25 at 2:48 pm to Townedrunkard
Is Sawyer gonna be available that late?
re: Saints should sign Mike McCarthy if they want to Win another Superbowl
Posted by themaestro on 1/15/25 at 2:46 pm to John Barron
I guess we found McCarthy's burner
re: The injuries this year are astounding
Posted by themaestro on 9/26/24 at 12:55 pm to cbree88
I agree that he's been a good addition, but Grandson has been just as good if not better. Need to see more from Chase or he probably be gone after this season.
Scheme vs O-line
Posted by themaestro on 9/26/24 at 12:50 pm
Kubiak's offense is built around a heavy run game. Once the defense commits to stopping the run he likes to take shots with PA plays.
With all the injuries to the offense line, is it gonna be possible to stay true to our offense on Sunday, or will we see an underwhelming side of the offense like we saw against the eagles.
Not sure how the game is going to go, but with the losses to our line, I don't think it's looking good.
With all the injuries to the offense line, is it gonna be possible to stay true to our offense on Sunday, or will we see an underwhelming side of the offense like we saw against the eagles.
Not sure how the game is going to go, but with the losses to our line, I don't think it's looking good.
re: Ruiz is the weak link on the OL even more than Penning.
Posted by themaestro on 9/22/24 at 10:08 pm to LSUPilot07
They both are terrible, but penning is def worse.
O-Line looked horrible...
Posted by themaestro on 9/22/24 at 5:01 pm
Loosing McCoy at the start of the game was catastrophic.
Penning and Ruiz got absolutely shat on today. They were so bad that we had to give up our TE as an extra blocker any time we wanted to run a play to the right side of the field.
No matter what play we were calling, neither of them could stay in front of the guy they were supposed to block. in fact pennings best block was when he was matched up against a corner who he blocked 10 yrds out of bounds. WHAT AN IDIOT.
Penning and Ruiz got absolutely shat on today. They were so bad that we had to give up our TE as an extra blocker any time we wanted to run a play to the right side of the field.
No matter what play we were calling, neither of them could stay in front of the guy they were supposed to block. in fact pennings best block was when he was matched up against a corner who he blocked 10 yrds out of bounds. WHAT AN IDIOT.
How do we defend the rushing ability of Jalen Hurts
Posted by themaestro on 9/20/24 at 1:54 pm
Recently we have had trouble with mobile quarterbacks
I think Willie Gay will be on the field a lot this week specifically for this reason, but is that going to be enough?
We are going to have to have a lot of pressure on hurts to win this game. when he has a lot of time in the pocket, his receivers are athletic enough to get open, and it also opens up the lanes for him to run.
Hopefully we see some D line stunts, and some good containment from or DE's that will force hurts to make some downfield mistakes that we can capitalize on.
I think Willie Gay will be on the field a lot this week specifically for this reason, but is that going to be enough?
We are going to have to have a lot of pressure on hurts to win this game. when he has a lot of time in the pocket, his receivers are athletic enough to get open, and it also opens up the lanes for him to run.
Hopefully we see some D line stunts, and some good containment from or DE's that will force hurts to make some downfield mistakes that we can capitalize on.
re: why we need Taysom on Sunday
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 2:39 pm to Chad504boy
LFG glad hill was out there. also love Saunders man, he's a heavily slept on piece of our D-line.
re: Derek Carr fined $14k for TD celebration
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 1:28 pm to Irish Knuckles
quote:
wasn't impressed with his performance.
Were you watching the right game??
re: why we need Taysom on Sunday
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 1:19 pm to Chauvin52
re: How did that Sean Payton innovative offense do today?
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 1:16 pm to Weekend Warrior79
quote:
Was Brees carrying Payton all those years?
Without a doubt. An elite QB takes teams to a different level. Think about the pieces that were around drew at the time too. Half of them would have been mid players on any other team, but drew made them look good and play good.
re: Dennis Allen
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 1:11 pm to TwoDatBait
You really think DA is going to demote himself?
re: week 3 power rankings
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 12:54 pm to carhartt
Agreed, just fuel to the fire
re: AJ Brown DNP with hamstring injury.
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 12:53 pm to tigersquad89
Him missing the game is a big W for us. We would have trouble handling him and Devonta, but just Devonta is light work.
why we need Taysom on Sunday
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 12:47 pm
After being severely under used last year, Kubiak has put the special man to work. So far he's played RB, TE, and FB. Just having him on the field gives our opponents and extra factor to worry about due to his versatility. It's very hard to gameplan for someone who can pretty much do everything.
Even if it's just as a decoy, Taysom has to play this Sunday. Using him in motion, to either shift the defense, or have him lead block like a mad man is going to help us secure the win on Sunday.
Even if it's just as a decoy, Taysom has to play this Sunday. Using him in motion, to either shift the defense, or have him lead block like a mad man is going to help us secure the win on Sunday.
re: Rookie WR Mason Tipton earns praise & playing time for his blocking
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 12:33 pm to coolneal
It seems like he might even be better than Tre'Quan. He's faster, and is in a better offensive scheme.
re: How do we keep Kamara?
Posted by themaestro on 9/19/24 at 12:32 pm to Proximo
Honestly, as much as I love AK, not sure it's worth it throwing him big money since he's 29. Most running backs in the league start to decline when they reach 27-28.
Regarding Latt, he's gotta go. His contract takes up too much cap for someone who generally misses 3-4 games a season. we also have a certified replacement in adebo, who has looked pretty damn good.
we should try to draft a RB this year as a replacement for AK, or try to look for one in a trade this offseason.
Regarding Latt, he's gotta go. His contract takes up too much cap for someone who generally misses 3-4 games a season. we also have a certified replacement in adebo, who has looked pretty damn good.
we should try to draft a RB this year as a replacement for AK, or try to look for one in a trade this offseason.
re: Rookie WR Mason Tipton earns praise & playing time for his blocking
Posted by themaestro on 9/18/24 at 10:25 am to Chad504boy
quote:
Perry ain't got a whole lot on Tipton at the moment.
Agreed. the only thing he has over him is size. Even though he hasn't been targeted much, Tipton runs his routes with maximum effort, and he is surprisingly smooth for an UDFA
week 3 power rankings
Posted by themaestro on 9/18/24 at 10:15 am
Espn has us ranked at 9. After that beat down on the cowgirls, I thought we would be higher.
re: Rookie WR Mason Tipton earns praise & playing time for his blocking
Posted by themaestro on 9/18/24 at 10:08 am to rt3
This is what you look for in a WR in a run heavy based scheme. Still crazy to me tho that he managed to make the team without playing in a single pre season game. I guess it was plays like this in practice that won him his spot
re: Incredible week 1 for Saints, but not there yet
Posted by themaestro on 9/9/24 at 11:32 am to Chad504boy
Speak the truth, that throw was an absolute bomb.
re: Incredible week 1 for Saints, but not there yet
Posted by themaestro on 9/9/24 at 11:15 am to Weekend Warrior79
Olave is a Diva. He might have had a couple of good blocks, but watch his demeanor on pass plays, especially when he does not get targeted. He walks around the field, and jogs his backside routes. Not what you want to see from your WR 1 and previous first round pick. Not saying that he is not a good WR, but he has some work to do.
re: Olave ….where was he today ?
Posted by themaestro on 9/9/24 at 10:43 am to Al Bundy Bulldog
Olave is an absolute DIVA. When he is not being targeted, he takes plays off, run's his routes with minimum effort, and sulks like a little girl.
He needs to grow tf up and learn how to be a member of the team.
He needs to grow tf up and learn how to be a member of the team.
Incredible week 1 for Saints, but not there yet
Posted by themaestro on 9/9/24 at 10:41 am
Week 1, was definitely a success in my book. The new offensive scheme presented by Kubiak was absolutely amazing to watch. He got the ball to our playmakers, which we failed to see last year from Carmichael.
However, I am not sold on our defensive line. For pretty much the whole game we could not get into the backfield except for when they ran roll out PA passes. The most pressure we had on the QB came from a Corner. Love to see that from Alonte(what a dog, 3 sacks from a CB is unreal), but wee need to work on getting pressure from our edges and our interior line.
I will never not support Cam Jordan, but it was obvious that he lost a step due to his old age. Chase young looked good, but needs to be more efficient. Our DT's were very mid to say the least.
If we want this team to go far, we need Dennis to step up and find a way to get some pressure on the Qb with our D line.
However, I am not sold on our defensive line. For pretty much the whole game we could not get into the backfield except for when they ran roll out PA passes. The most pressure we had on the QB came from a Corner. Love to see that from Alonte(what a dog, 3 sacks from a CB is unreal), but wee need to work on getting pressure from our edges and our interior line.
I will never not support Cam Jordan, but it was obvious that he lost a step due to his old age. Chase young looked good, but needs to be more efficient. Our DT's were very mid to say the least.
If we want this team to go far, we need Dennis to step up and find a way to get some pressure on the Qb with our D line.
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