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Capn_Bevo
| Favorite team: | Texas  |
| Location: | Austin |
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| Number of Posts: | 1191 |
| Registered on: | 1/15/2019 |
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re: Ranking Southern States by GDP
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/17/26 at 8:29 am to Cheese Grits
Ohhh you're talking about Kentucky? A landlocked, irrelevant, little pipsqueak of a state. Horses, burboun, basketball, and "lush pastures". Congratulations, you have better soil. Ours has liquid gold underneath. You started out this debate being dismissive of Texas because it benefits from its geology then here you are talking about your states lush hills and pastures. It's hypocrisy! Regardless, now we can agree that geology and geography matter, immensely.
Texas is a GLOBAL force with an economy larger than most countries! If Texas seceded the US economy and national defense would crumble. No one would notice if Kentucky did the same. Nice talk, man. But come on, Kentucky?!
Texas is a GLOBAL force with an economy larger than most countries! If Texas seceded the US economy and national defense would crumble. No one would notice if Kentucky did the same. Nice talk, man. But come on, Kentucky?!
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re: Ranking Southern States by GDP
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/16/26 at 11:43 pm to Cheese Grits
A tree lined road? Wow, okay
quote:One is normal rivalry hatred. The other is like a mosquito that never stops buzzing around your head. It can talk and is calling you little brother in your ear. It won't die no matter how often you squash it. That leads to pretty intense hatred.
I'm sure a Longhorn will be along to tell everyone that we don't care as much at the Aggies as they care about us.
which is total bullshite. We care every bit as much as they do
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Empirical evidence submitted for your consideration:
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Sort by either Most Viewed or Most Replies. Then scroll down to where ZeroU ranks on their website.
Aggies are way more entertaining, so there's just a lot more to talk about. OU fans are pretty normal. If somebody asks you to tell them about your neighbor and your neighbor is David Koresh, it's going to be a long thread.
re: Ranking Southern States by GDP
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/16/26 at 6:03 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:Yeah that's called a dessert. Texas has practically every type of geography you can think of. it's a big state. Let's compare it to your state. No? That's what I thought.
I have to go to the Middle East to get a dust storm like West Texas
re: Ranking Southern States by GDP
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/16/26 at 5:16 pm to lewis and herschel
quote:It still has some of the most podunk places in the country? That's your argument? Ridiculous. Does Georgia or whatever state you're from? fricking stupid, man.
I am not but you can't drill where there is no oil so it's an amazing leg up and yet Texas still has some of the most podunk places in the Country.
re: Ranking Southern States by GDP
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/15/26 at 12:18 pm to lewis and herschel
quote:Texans created the "industries that support it" and most of the cutting edge technology used today. Don't be jealous. Texas is part of the US and what makes us the greatest country on earth.
Also sit on top of massive oil reserves and the industries that support it. More of an outlier based on geology.
re: Ranking Southern States by GDP
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/14/26 at 7:53 pm to AlextheBodacious
quote:Texas is Texas, and our GDP is bigger than Mexico's.
Texas is south of the border. Mexico isn’t the south.
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I just love that story.
I know you're happy about this past weekend, but it's baseball. You might want to let things play out a bit more.
quote:Damn that's sad. Your friend sounds like a complete idiot. Hyperventilating?
I was talking about my buddies, not you specifically.
One was so pissed off he started hyperventilating... his wife actually called me and asked me to quit responding, "he's going to have a heart attack...you old men are ridiculous ". ?
quote:Okay, way to show that strawman who said Texas deserves their ranking. Anyway, does that mean I need to "live in the past"? Of course not.
We're both ranked too high dude and you know it.
quote:The past? Y'all kicked our arse this weekend. But it's baseball and we're still ranked #4. Calm down.
I responded, "I'm so glad you have that to fall back on. Living in the past is the best life".
re: Uh oh, trashy LSU fan on video choking Ole Miss student prior to the punch.
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/13/26 at 12:58 pm to gamecockman12
quote:I thought it was him. If he didn't throw the drink then I don't think he should've been punched.
Neither do I but that Ole Miss kid that got punched isn't even the one that threw the drink...
re: Uh oh, trashy LSU fan on video choking Ole Miss student prior to the punch.
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/13/26 at 11:45 am to WildcatMike
No dog in this fight, but I just watched the clip that showed the 3 seconds before the punch. That little Ole Miss frat bitch got what was coming to him.
Wwll done, Aggies. Y'all kicked our arse. That's it. We've got some stuff to to work out before the postseason.
re: Best of Luck Longhorns Today.
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/11/26 at 10:06 am to Hammerbone09
quote:The bullpen has cost us plenty of Friday wins. That wasn't anything new, unfortunately
Our fans rattled this shite out of their staff last night. Let’s see if they settle in knowing what to expect today
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LSU has won 3 titles in baseball since UTranny’s last title and 2 titles in football since UTranny’s last title.
Talking shite from the kiddie table
“We’re not just like Aggy though!!!”
You're right. Also, a Texan definitely fricked your wife or girlfriend. No one can consistently demonstrate hate like you do without it being personal.
re: It's early Friday and I need a drink. Let's start the Hate and let it flow
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/10/26 at 1:58 pm to Aggie in TN
Upvote
quote:Texas has kicked your arse the last few times we've played. We're 3-0 against you all time. Texas owns Michigan. Don't care about your conference bullshite.
Big Ten owns the SEC in both sports and will for the foreseeable future.
re: The Mercenary Wolverines.
Posted by Capn_Bevo on 4/7/26 at 8:17 am to boston vol
quote:How the F was Mara a backup? A 7' 3" bench warmer? Wow
Meh, Cadeau was run out of UNC, and Mara and Johnson were backups at UCLA and Illinois respectively.
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