NocaHomas Teepee

re: Please vote on potential social media alters for new Auburn coach

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/29/22 at 8:32 am to Mulkey Man

Jordan Pubichare

re: J. Pruitt rumored to be DC

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/29/22 at 7:40 am to HailToTheChiz

No one besides legit retards are mentioning his name as a possibility.

He is Dalit until the NCAA stuff in Knoxville is resolved.

re: Hugh Freeze to Auburn per Ross Dellenger

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/28/22 at 3:02 pm to HowboutthemTigers

re: If Ole Miss were a female

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/23/22 at 11:55 am to Auburn80

Ole Miss would be the ex-sorority girl who finds out her lawyer husband is dicking down his paralegal, and responds by trying to blow her yoga instructor, but ends up just breaking down and sobbing while she is on her knees with a dick in her face.

re: What to eat TODAY

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/23/22 at 11:51 am to GatorOnAnIsland

Downvoted you because Big Game Boomer

re: Ole Miss Roster

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/23/22 at 11:39 am to PubeCrab

Deuce McAllister, Patrick Willis, Eli Manning, and Wesley Walls all following Lane to Auburn.

re: 78 million for 7 years guaranteed is the word on Auburn to Kiffin

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/15/22 at 3:52 pm to Ghost of Colby

quote:
rogue boosters

quote:
Auburn

re: What was John Cohen doing during his tenure as AD at state?

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/3/22 at 1:59 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time

I probably just read the thread title while I was taking a dump. My bad.

Work has been absolutely killing me as of late and I haven't had the time to mess around on here.

re: What was John Cohen doing during his tenure as AD at state?

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/3/22 at 1:55 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time

I thought I read it on here. I didn't reply to it because I wasn't expecting to reference it after we hired their AD.

Looks like State posted this today saying the Hump will have games

re: What was John Cohen doing during his tenure as AD at state?

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/3/22 at 1:49 pm to Jma313

What role does Cohen have in the Hump not being ready for basketball season? I haven't been paying attention to it, all I saw was that it wouldn't be ready.

It is a classic fast/high quality/inexpensive situation and State chose the high quality and inexpensive options?

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re: What was John Cohen doing during his tenure as AD at state?

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 11/3/22 at 1:45 pm to deltaland

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We had a brutal schedule this year unfortunately

OOC - G5 Memphis (currently 4-4), P5 Arizona (3-5), and G5 Bowling Green (5-4).

You always play KY, and shite the bed against them this year. KY has since fallen off a cliff.

The abnormally tough part of your schedule is playing UGA, and that hasn't even occurred yet.

The SEC West being brutal isn't abnormal.

re: Auburn has a chance to be relevant again

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 10/11/22 at 9:48 am to Atlbear16

Rhule would be a good hire.

Aranda would be a better hire with his familiarity to the SEC recruiting landscape.

We'll likely hire neither.

re: Lane Kiffin rebuffs Auburn football head coaching job on social media

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 9/30/22 at 8:02 am to Ancient Astronaut

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Only a retard would go to Auburn it’s that bad off akin to Luke at ole miss

I up voted this because of the (what I hope is intentional) irony.

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re: That lengthy NIL thread a few weeks ago, started by some Auburn headcase said...

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 9/21/22 at 2:15 pm to aspiclark

Stidham8 and Irons Puppets are our LSUstephen17.

re: Auburn. You have hired in the past The Riverboat Gambler, Tuberville..

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 9/21/22 at 2:11 pm to NCIS_76

While I would love for Auburn to somehow pull in Kiffin, I don't see anyone who has spent time under Saban going to Auburn.

Saban showed those guys that you must have complete control over the football program to have sustained success. And no Auburn booster who is going to buy out Harsin and his staff, any buyout the future coach and assistants may have, and pay the next HC and his staff's salary will relinquish that control.

Also, with Kiffin bitching about Ole Miss's NIL situation, how is Auburn's an upgrade in that category? Our NIL program is a joke.

I am prepared for an underwhelming replacement who might potentially have some success, get a contract extension and raise, then flame out. If it is Freeze, I will stop donating to TUF, and might stop giving a frick about Auburn football all together.

re: Aggie Park Nearing Completion

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 9/1/22 at 8:03 am to SneezyBeltranIsHere

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I've seen a Texas national title.

I'm sure. That Rose Bowl game from 17 seasons ago gets played on LHN about 5 times a day.

re: Oregon announces its intended uniform combo for the UGA game in Atlanta

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 9/1/22 at 7:50 am to JetDawg

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to match the pseudo-grass

Built in excuse for when Bo Nix misses any open receivers.

re: ATL Thread 8/24: @ Pirates

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/24/22 at 2:20 pm to DirtyDawg

I could be wrong, but I thought Pujols' HR was off Lidge in the NLCS, the Astros still won the NLCS and then were swept by the White Sox in the WS.

Lidge pitched like shite for the rest of that postseason and even the next season sucked.

He did bounce back a few years after that with the Phillies tho.

re: ATL Thread 8/24: @ Pirates

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/24/22 at 2:10 pm to Dawgfan247

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Solers is as iconic or more iconic that Pujols shot off Lidge in the playoffs

Without a doubt because of it being in the WS instead of the NLCS and the Cardinals didn't even win that series.

That HR gave Lidge PTSD though.

Crazy how long ago that HR was and Pujols is still playing.

re: ATL Thread 8/24: @ Pirates

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/24/22 at 2:02 pm to DirtyDawg

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Only HR I've seen more majestic than that one was our Sweet Prince Soler's

GOAT HR

re: ATL Thread 8/24: @ Pirates

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/24/22 at 1:55 pm to SteelerBravesDawg

Crushed it

re: When will Auburn fans start claiming they don't care about football that much?

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/24/22 at 1:01 pm to jvilletiger25

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Auburn is in the Shula stage right now. We follow it up with a homerun hire just as Saban is winding down

Dude...

Either AU gives Harsin time to do it his way and there is tangible on field progress (which after the off season shenanigans and his recruiting so far I doubt will happen) or Harsin will be ran out of town and only an absolute crazy son of a bitch will take the HC job.

To be honest, a crazy, arrogant up and coming coach might be the only way, and our shitty NIL situation might not even allow that guy to have success.

re: Auburn fans miss Gus:

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/23/22 at 4:06 pm to SadUCFKnight

Obvious satire is obvious

re: 12th Annual OFFICIAL Preseason Predict Your Teams record Thread

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/9/22 at 1:39 pm to TideSaint

Auburn

7-5

re: The 3rd Annual SECRant Worst Poster Tournament: Championship

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 8/4/22 at 2:04 pm to diddlydawg7

(5) lsustephen17 vs (2) Serraneaux

re: This UTEP stuff

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 7/29/22 at 3:00 am to Serraneaux

Delete your account

re: Least Favorite Player from your team

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 7/25/22 at 12:53 pm to aujerm

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Chaz Ramsey

quote:
Eric Ramsey

a bitch and a snitch.

re: What is it like living in a state that is too crappy to have professional sports teams?

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 7/25/22 at 12:34 pm to Irons Puppet

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St Simons and Sea Islands appeal is it caters to the rich

How poor are you? Serious question.

We vacationed at St Simons a few times and my parents were the definition of middle class.

I'm from Marshall County, Alabama so this isn't me defending Georgia. You just sound like an idiot.

re: Mad Dog's Most Storied Football Programs:

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 7/20/22 at 2:57 pm to Tiger_Claw

Christopher Russo?

I give his opinion less value than Pawl's.

ETA- Saw the OP's edit. It is Christopher Russo

re: Brian Kelly's record vs. talented teams

Posted by NocaHomas Teepee on 7/20/22 at 2:55 pm to tigeroarz1

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Just looked at the box score of the second game (ACC Title). Clemson, with Trevor, was up 34-3 in the 3rd quarter. The 3 pts Notre Dame put on the board were the first points of the game. Notre Dame scored a TD late in the game with all of Dabo’s sons playing on the defensive line (I kid).

I remember watching the first game and it was a great game with T-Law out but I don't remember anything about the ACC title game other than ND getting their arse beat bad.

Thanks for the recap.