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Rip N Lip
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
| Location: | Zambodia |
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| Number of Posts: | 7259 |
| Registered on: | 7/27/2019 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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What’s Nimarata up to these days?
re: Glenn Guilbeau - Man of Integrity
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/15/26 at 12:53 am to TomInHoover
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He likely is descended from real French people though, not Cajuns.
Not likely that Andrew Jackson had any French heritage.
Will agree that Cajun and French men should be split into two categories.
re: Glenn Guilbeau - Man of Integrity
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/15/26 at 12:02 am to TomInHoover
French ancestry
Old Hickory had to roll in there 210+ years ago to “fix it”.
Iko
Old Hickory had to roll in there 210+ years ago to “fix it”.
Iko
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 11:53 pm to SidewalkTiger
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They lack self awareness
You buy “ice chests” from a branded Mississippi dude who goes by “No Colors”
Or at least Cornish has a few. Whoop whoop
~IKO~
Look at the LSU pile jumpers.
Like moths to a flame.
Except when they are getting tea bagged on Bourbon Street.
Poor dude was probably from New Iberia, so not one of their fans stepped in to help.
They simply have no chest. Except maybe a knockoff Yeti “ice chest”. Purchased from an Ole Miss fan.
You can always ban me again for a year for nothing. Hens gonna hen.
If you know, you know.
RMFT
Like moths to a flame.
Except when they are getting tea bagged on Bourbon Street.
Poor dude was probably from New Iberia, so not one of their fans stepped in to help.
They simply have no chest. Except maybe a knockoff Yeti “ice chest”. Purchased from an Ole Miss fan.
You can always ban me again for a year for nothing. Hens gonna hen.
If you know, you know.
RMFT
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 10:56 pm to Patsy Parisi
You are running with this alter?
Bitch about angry, while AI is kicking you in the teeth. RMFT
Bitch about angry, while AI is kicking you in the teeth. RMFT
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 10:42 pm to SidewalkTiger
One Cornish hen alter, cackling at another.
Sidewalk and Pug……
Sidewalk and Pug……
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 10:35 pm to Patsy Parisi
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So angry.
Speak truth to power. One of your worst alters, Cornish hen.
Iko
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 10:17 pm to Patsy Parisi
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That was some embarrassing weak arse football. Bear tossed and turned all night. But you t-shirt fans are good with it.
It’s better to have lost, loved, and learned from it than never experienced it.
When’s the last time LSU was in CFP?
Shoot that bird Pug Pussy
Iko
quote:
Jealousy is a cruel mistress.
You will never be BAMA. Ever.
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 10:09 pm to Patsy Parisi
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Patsy Parisi
quote:
Better use that rent money to beef up that weak arse team that trotted out last week.
quote:
Patsy Parisi
Look at the newly minted Chicken alter, folks.
Check this tiger bitch post history. Lots of :bird:
Will call you Pugnacious Pussy from here on.
Iko
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 10:01 pm to Draconian Sanctions
quote:
you’re welcome
Nope. You pay rent to the TIDE at your own stadium. BAMA owns you there. As in could cut out the lights at any time owns you.
No welcoming about it, chachiboi.
Iko

re: Lane couldn’t have even sniffed
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 9:27 pm to Crab trapper12
He was sniffing a shite ton of cocaine when Saban pulled his arse off the trash heap and put him in the recycling bin.
re: Ty Simpson Injury
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/14/26 at 9:24 pm to UASports23
Some folks tried to tell yall he was injured since the Missouri game.
“Muh deep ball opens up the run game and Ty sucks”
You can question the coaches and trainers all you want, I guess, for letting him play?
You have guy who “waited for his turn”, was a Team Captain, and is eschewing a certain NIL paycheck to go NFL because he’s absolutely a Gump who is Too Full Of BAMA. You are going to sit that guy after riding int LANK for a full season? Are you shitting me?
He’s the best QB we’ve had on the roster since Rees was hired at OC. Was also the baby with Milroe and Fuchner on the roster.
I think half the clowns ho post here are slUT alters. RMFT
ETA: 5 star SABAN recruit. Stays wilh the program through transition. Has offers to work for 8 months in Oxford and Knoxville for $4MM-$5MM as a 23 year old. Can work in Miami, where there’s no state income tax, for $6.5MM a year.
Most likely had better offers than he just made in 2025 at Alabama.
His family isn’t lying about talking to 18 NFL teams.
I was told we wanted these type dudes at Alabama
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“Muh deep ball opens up the run game and Ty sucks”
You can question the coaches and trainers all you want, I guess, for letting him play?
You have guy who “waited for his turn”, was a Team Captain, and is eschewing a certain NIL paycheck to go NFL because he’s absolutely a Gump who is Too Full Of BAMA. You are going to sit that guy after riding int LANK for a full season? Are you shitting me?
He’s the best QB we’ve had on the roster since Rees was hired at OC. Was also the baby with Milroe and Fuchner on the roster.
I think half the clowns ho post here are slUT alters. RMFT
ETA: 5 star SABAN recruit. Stays wilh the program through transition. Has offers to work for 8 months in Oxford and Knoxville for $4MM-$5MM as a 23 year old. Can work in Miami, where there’s no state income tax, for $6.5MM a year.
Most likely had better offers than he just made in 2025 at Alabama.
His family isn’t lying about talking to 18 NFL teams.
I was told we wanted these type dudes at Alabama
.
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The SEC rant was implemented in 2007. When I first got here, it was just the LSU board, OT board, More Sports, and Political board.
1) The DNS was registered in 2008
2) So you are basically telling me that coming off a BCS Championship in 2007, LSU fans were so squid shite soft that an entirely new website had to be created because Alabama hired Nick Saban?
3) You don’t realize this is an even worse look than the 21-0 scenario, do you?
:pimp:
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Newsflash. This board is an “LSU board. It may say sec rant, but it was made by an LSU fan and there are three times as many LSU fans as others. Not that hard to figure out
Chicken made SECRANT because you squid shite soft cockholes couldn’t take 21-0. In 2011.
You caught lightning in a bottle once since then. Maybe stay on Tiger Rant, since SEC Rant had to be made because your pussy hurt, and is still bleeding?
They are welfare queens.
Need attention 24/7.
Always have their hand out.
Especially potent strain of crotch crickets creates their unique aroma.
French culture makes them sandy vaginas.

Need attention 24/7.
Always have their hand out.
Especially potent strain of crotch crickets creates their unique aroma.
French culture makes them sandy vaginas.

Would like to see the Texans due to Demeco Ryans.
Has a former Alabama player or coach ever a won Super Bowl as an NFL head coach?
Mike Dubose fired Bruce Arians if you want to go there.
Has a former Alabama player or coach ever a won Super Bowl as an NFL head coach?
Mike Dubose fired Bruce Arians if you want to go there.
re: Alright vote here which qb camp are you in?
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/12/26 at 11:35 pm to Diego Ricardo
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shite man DJ was slinging it like Jimmy Johns but didn’t get caught. That’s why he had no NFL future. PI work franchises did on him had to be a wild to read for the GMs. Worst kept secret on campus in my day.
You don’t get called “birdshot” as a nickname for being a model citizen.
Whoever wins the job, until they start fricking up.
re: Who was around when Ole Miss took the lead over LSU in Sugar Bowl Wins?
Posted by Rip N Lip on 1/12/26 at 10:58 pm to BurnsideStyle
Sugar Bowl hates LSU.
Their swamp trash fans bring a pair of underwear and a $50 bill to town, and they don’t change either one.
Somehow make the French Quarter smell like perfume in comparison.
Their swamp trash fans bring a pair of underwear and a $50 bill to town, and they don’t change either one.
Somehow make the French Quarter smell like perfume in comparison.
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