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re: Zac Brown Band & Stalekracker - Tie Up

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/14/26 at 3:01 pm to Chucktown_Badger
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Zac Brown


Definitely has that old guy on the juice look, used to be pretty pudgy.
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re: Ideas: best or most memorable wedding gift you received

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/13/26 at 5:17 pm to financetiger
Had to go to a wedding this past weekend and, honest to God, their registry was a series of links to Apple Pay for shite like ‘Honeymoon Fund,’ Concert Tickets,’ and ‘Kitty Treats.’ I told my wife we should get them a toaster or something like that just to be dicks. (And yes, the guy getting married attended my wedding and didn’t give us jack shite, so he’s coming out ahead either way. :lol:)
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re: NSFW - Katy Perry might have kissed a girl and she didn't like it... wrong lips maybe?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/13/26 at 2:50 pm to AFtigerFan
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”She saw me ‘resting’ on my best friends lap to avoid her and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her.”


That’s a pretty unique sentence right there.

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re: Need recommendations for new luggage

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/11/26 at 10:10 am to Chicken
Soft but I’m a huge fan of the 100L rolling Patagonia. Have 3 and they’re indestructible.

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re: Pastor charged with manslaughter after man drowns in kiddie pool during baptism

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/8/26 at 5:16 pm to stout
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The Life Changing Ministries


Kinda changed it for the worse, didn’t they?
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re: Songs That Start With The Chorus

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/6/26 at 2:44 pm to Big Scrub TX
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re: Weird trend in European sex education materials. Maybe NSFW.

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/6/26 at 2:31 pm to TrueTiger
As always, ask yourself, ‘Cui bono?’
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re: Angel Reese traded to ATL

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/6/26 at 2:03 pm to hsfolk
Atlanta has a more than adequate number of chicks that look and act exactly like her already, trust me. :lol:
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re: dawglovertoo wants access

Posted by KirbySmartass on 4/6/26 at 2:01 pm to Dawglovertoo
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I'm back on the Georgia board.


Try and suck less here than you do on the music board.
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re: Reinstatement Thread on OT Lounge

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/31/26 at 5:07 pm to SumterCoDawg
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I’m sure I’ve missed a lot


No, you really haven’t.
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re: Homeland- Carrie

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/30/26 at 7:01 pm to xBirdx
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What a piece of shite she is…


Funny timing, my wife and I are watching it for the 1st time and are on season 4 also.
We both hate Carrie at this point, she’s possibly my least favorite major character of any series ever.
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re: AOC a ketamine junky?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/29/26 at 5:30 pm to Centinel
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Don't fall for them big ole socialist titties baw. They'll enslave yo arse.


But they’re mesmerizing.
Detest her politics, think she’s dumb as a brick, but yeah, still think she’s very attractive.

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re: “X-Files” reboot casting thread (Mulder update on page 6)

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/27/26 at 7:10 pm to DoUrden
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Then why piggy back on the X-files name, make you own show and call it what you want.


Yeah, like call it Sinners instead of From Dusk ‘Til Dawn to throw everybody off. :lol:
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re: When Was The Last Time You Wore A Band T-Shirt? Who Was The Band?

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/27/26 at 5:32 pm to AlxTgr
I had that same Connells shirt around maybe “92 - “93. Hadn’t thought about that shirt in years, got lost somewhere along the way. Awesome that you still have it.
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re: Meet Balendra Shah, Nepal’s New 35 Year Old Prime Minister

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/27/26 at 4:07 pm to LuckyTiger
Every day provides further proof that Idiocracy was actually a documentary from the future.

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re: Best song under 2 minutes

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/25/26 at 10:20 pm to DeltaTigerDelta
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re: You don't feel much like riding ...

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/24/26 at 8:57 pm to Disco Ball
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Well....so far two idiots have answered with "Metallica"


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re: You don't feel much like riding ...

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/24/26 at 8:34 pm to Will Cover
She left me here stranded like a dog out in the yard
Charged up a fortune on my credit card
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re: Geneva’s CERN hails delicate test on transporting antimatter as a scientific success

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/24/26 at 6:18 pm to Eurocat
So, yeah, this is all totally normal and sciencey.

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re: The Floyd County Courthouse in Rome, Georgia just got cooked

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/23/26 at 9:12 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Grew up there. Asked my parents via text if they did it. They said no. I have no other suspects.
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re: Worst halftime adjustments in history, frick Mike White,

Posted by KirbySmartass on 3/20/26 at 7:32 am to lewis and herschel
That was ugly, it was officially a ‘beat like a red headed step child’ beating.
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