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re: It’s Been 75 Years Since Oklahoma Beat LSU in a Football Game.

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/26/25 at 8:41 pm to Tarpon08

Tampon08 will be in shambles come Monday after the corndog cats take that L. Especially IF Kiffin skirts LSU for Florida

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re: Golesh says its NOT true that he's agreed to coach ARK

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/26/25 at 8:26 pm to New Money

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Women's

Disregarded

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re: Golesh says its NOT true that he's agreed to coach ARK

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/26/25 at 8:24 pm to Go Go Gata

I drove by Walmart earlier today (my manual labor guy lives in a bad part of town) and there was one of those sign flipper guys out front spinning a sign that read "Arkansas coach needed"

I really thought about applying but that was just the alcohol doing my thinking.

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re: LMAO Brian Kelly Officially Fired w/o Cause

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/26/25 at 6:30 pm to LSU Grad Alabama Fan

Ask Craig

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re: How many coaches have won a natty at their 4th P4 HC gig (plus a run in the NFL)?

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/25/25 at 9:05 am to Ag Zwin

I don't think Kiffin will win a Natty and I'm not saying he's completely incapable of it. A lot of great coaches never win one.

Kiffin will, however, win the desperation money sweepstakes.

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re: Lane Kiffin has coached 11 seasons in P4 football

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/24/25 at 8:25 pm to 03 West CoChamps

Hoot hoot baws! Hang the banner!

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re: Louisiana Purchase 2.0

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/13/25 at 9:33 pm to GAT BoilerPickle Doc

Interesting fact about the Louisiana Purchase, the original offer was for $30M and didn't include the land that would eventually become Louisiana. The French were desperate and countered at $15M on the condition that we take Louisiana too.

Really should be called the Louisiana Compromise

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re: Jimbo making a comeback? He is the favorite to get the West Virginia job...

Posted by Starkvingard on 12/2/24 at 11:24 am to Opry

I'm not saying he goes for the job but it is his alma mater. On top of that he strikes me as the kind of guy who is so thin skinned he'll have to do something to try to prove to everyone he's not that bad of a coach. However, he is a bad coach.

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Rule on what constitutes "the south"

Posted by Starkvingard on 12/1/24 at 5:41 pm

I think we could all agree that if your football game is accompanied by snow then you're not in the south.

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re: Who will last longer as a head coach in the SEC, Kelly or Elko?

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/4/24 at 11:29 am to Publicschoolkid

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Won a game you never lead, and we played like shite.

Is this what the younger folks are talking about when they mention "cope"? I think I'm catching on.

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re: I’ve seen the Drinkwitz act before

Posted by Starkvingard on 10/28/24 at 2:05 pm to gamecockman12

He's a featherweight with a heavyweight mouth. He started emulating a persona similar to Kiffin's jab and joke style in a way that makes me think he was asking himself "what would a cool and funny guy say in this situation?".

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re: It's really going to be awesome af when A&M hits that cliff

Posted by Starkvingard on 10/28/24 at 12:06 pm to theballguy

Chickens just might do it. There's always a good chance of sorcery at Willy B night games. Mexas could do it but I have a feeling A&M will be too riled up and dialed in

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re: It’s Kentucky hate week.

Posted by Starkvingard on 10/27/24 at 4:24 pm to VYForever

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hating the adult with Down syndrome.

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VYForever

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re: David Pollack, Todd McShay, Steve Muench give their SEC power rankings after week 8...

Posted by Starkvingard on 10/25/24 at 9:13 am to gamecockman12

If only they had a coach who would hire a coordinator with a clue. I understand why SCAR fans like Beamer but the guy still has a lot to learn.

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re: When was the last time that Vanderbilt and Tennessee

Posted by Starkvingard on 10/20/24 at 3:00 pm to Loganville Vols

2024

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re: Former Auburn players on the antiFreeze bandwagon too

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/24/24 at 6:26 am to MrLahey

Lose the game either way?

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re: Allbarn is the cure for all of Oklahoma's ailments

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/24/24 at 6:16 am to Stinger_1066

Auburn does have a strong reputation for being a slump buster.

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re: Georgia won't make the playoff unless they fix their offense

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/15/24 at 10:06 am to olddawg26

It's not a home game but it's far from neutral. They didn't need it to win and dominated Clemson but don't kid yourself.

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re: Florida Fans, thoughts on Mertz starting?

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/8/24 at 4:46 pm to Go Go Gata

Who you going after if you're the AD and have a "blank check"?

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re: Just watched the Monday Heupel press conference

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/18/23 at 3:46 pm to UltimaParadox

This guy is a troll right? No way he's actually a Tennessee fan. Do people not have jobs anymore?

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re: Butch Jones dissing Tennessee?

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/18/23 at 1:24 pm to Triple13

He is. Its not surprising he comes from the BK coaching tree.

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re: Imagine if Duke hadn't muffed that punt

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/5/23 at 6:34 am to TheBiggestBrother

Right lane hammered drunk baws

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re: Four Game Losing Streak for Florida

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/1/23 at 1:38 pm to deeprig9

And as bad as Florida looked let's remember that Utah didn't exactly look great either. They're offense was non-existent in the second half and only produced 50 yards total. Obviously having several offensive starters out and playing 3rd and 4th string QB will do that but even if they stood a chance against Utah this Florida team would've beaten itself. Absolutely comical penalties and horrible play calling, especially late.

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re: To shut down Florida’s offense, just stop #1 wr

Posted by Starkvingard on 9/1/23 at 10:41 am to BevoBucks

Which number 3? They have multiple, some times even on the field at the same time.

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re: Congrats to Stetson Bennett he deserved to be nominated

Posted by Starkvingard on 12/5/22 at 7:38 pm to SaturdayNAthens

Buck Belue was dogshit and he won a Natty. Rings mean a lot but other context matters. There have been better QBs with no rings.

I'm not trying to take away from SB. He's good. He's better than they need him to be though because UGA would still have great Natty odds with Stephen Hawking's corpse at QB

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re: Congrats to Stetson Bennett he deserved to be nominated

Posted by Starkvingard on 12/5/22 at 7:14 pm to SaturdayNAthens

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Nope. They are stupid people who are butt hurt that a former walk on worked like crazy to become great and whipped their team into a mud hole

Few problems with that. UGA didn't play my team. I'm not mad. SB is a good QB and the walk on to Natty story is sensational. Makes me think of Baker Mayfield except SB is a good dude and could actually win big. All that being said, he doesn't stack up to the others. I know that hurts you but it's true.

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re: Congrats to Stetson Bennett he deserved to be nominated

Posted by Starkvingard on 12/5/22 at 7:07 pm to Rex Feral

SB is good but everyone who says he's not in the same league with the other invitees isn't necessarily a UT fan. They're just same, objective people.

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re: What does UT have to show for the 2022 season?

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/14/22 at 11:21 am to Lonnie Utah

Yeah they have a snowball's chance in hell of going 8-4

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re: Oregon should not be penalized for UGA

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/8/22 at 6:43 pm to bamabaseballsec

Not saying Oregon doesn't get in with 1 loss but PAC 12 is dogshit when it comes to ratings. They don't give a shite about college sports nearly to the degree the other P5 conferences do, ACC included.

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re: I have to admit I was wrong

Posted by Starkvingard on 11/8/22 at 8:34 am to deathvalleyfreak43

They weren't good enough to win their division but would have won yours. So we're admitting the east is "better", at least at the top of the division?

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