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re: Nick loves LSU and feels bad how it worked out

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 2/7/26 at 6:06 pm to Draconian Sanctions

Yeah I’m sure he regrets winning 59 championships at Alabama

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re: Kirby Smart looks rough

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 2/2/26 at 1:55 pm to Stidham8

Having a high stress job in your 40’s will do that to you, especially if you don’t make health your #1 priority. It can literally kill you.

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re: NFLSU has never been laid

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 2/1/26 at 1:58 pm to Houag80

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No fricking way they aren't removed without him going to them and crying about it.

He’s been known to cry to mods:

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re: Way to Early Top 16

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 1/11/26 at 9:54 pm to bamaoldtimer

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1. Texas
2. LSU

Baseball?

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re: Bookmark This: When Texas wins the CFP in 2026 Aggy's Will Call for an Asterik because of

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 1/11/26 at 9:46 pm to VYForever

Y’all just went 9-3 and got your asses beat by Florida who fired their coach

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re: 100 years of Alabama football

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/26/25 at 11:42 pm to Anand0925

All of the OP is factual but claiming Hurts is horse shite. If he didn’t do anything at OU or the NFL you wouldn’t hear a peep about Hurts from Bama fans.

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re: So Minnesota has a deranged Buc-ee beaver gracing one side of their helmets.

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/26/25 at 7:05 pm to DoctorWorm

“I’m alright…don’t nobody worry bout me”

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re: Stop comparing Diego Pavia to Johnny Football. Pavia is a great kid.ETA:I'm probably wrong

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/14/25 at 2:02 pm to VU fan 43

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Wonder why you didn’t post Pavia’s rushing yards and TDs. Here I’ll help you out. Rushing yards 826 and 9 TDs. So 4018 yards total and 36 TD.

My point is Manziel had more passing yards than Pavia and more rushing yards and TD than Love.

He blew Pavia’s rushing stats out of the water so it really wasn’t worth mentioning.

My overarching point is that it is was a very weak heisman year.

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re: Stop comparing Diego Pavia to Johnny Football. Pavia is a great kid.ETA:I'm probably wrong

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/14/25 at 9:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner

Stop with this nonsense.

Manziel Heisman year:
3706 pass yds, 26 TD
1410 rush yards, 21 TD

Pavia:
3192 pass yards, 27 TD

Love:
1382 rush yards, 18 TD

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LSU Excited About Overpaying for Blake Baker

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/6/25 at 12:38 am

Blake Baker vs. Texas A&M:
2023 w/ Missouri: 38 points L
2024 w/ LSU: another 38 points another L
2025 w/ LSU: a whopping 49 points in another L

Blake Baker vs. Alabama
2024 w/ LSU: 42 points L
2025 w/ LSU: 20 points another L

Blake Baker vs. Vanderbilt (lmao)
2025 w/ LSU: 31 points in (you guess it, another) L

LSU overpaying for another coach who hasn’t won JACK shite

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re: Do you want FSU in the SEC?

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/4/25 at 7:58 am to PSS101

Hell yeah Free Shoes for U and me

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re: Texas is the number 3 odds favorite to win the Natty per Vegas

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/2/25 at 10:37 pm to charliethehun

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charliethehun

Cry more bitch

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re: LSWho? to pay Kiffin bonus if Ole Miss wins natty?

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 12/1/25 at 1:48 pm to Poker_hog

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I wish I was as good at my job as jimmy sexton is at his.

He is just taking advantage of short supply but huge demand for CFB coaches.

Everyone wants their Saban and is willing to pay a premium price for the Temu version.

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re: Lone Star Showdown: Most underrated Rivalry in the country

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/27/25 at 2:30 pm to SneezyBeltranIsHere

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SneezyBeltranIsHere

You sound scared.

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re: Old Marge . . .

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/27/25 at 9:04 am to DKR81

Turn off the computer

Step out of your mothers basement

Go help her get thanksgiving dinner ready

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re: It’s Been 75 Years Since Oklahoma Beat LSU in a Football Game.

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/26/25 at 9:35 pm to Tarpon08

This is the type of smack LSU fans have resorted to

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re: Longest stretch before making first SEC Championship game....

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/26/25 at 7:31 am to koreandawg

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Texas- 0 seasons (played in SECCG first year as member)

Take this off the board.

Everyone knows when you don’t play the entire top half of SEC teams, it doesn’t count.

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re: Playoff rankings just released

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/25/25 at 9:28 pm to Nasty_Canasta

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If they were smart, Ole Miss has their lawyers working on a termination with cause

Yeah apparently you don’t have to pay buyouts any more.

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re: How can LSU hire a new coach when they can't afford to pay their outgoing coach?

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/25/25 at 2:44 pm to Krampus

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Lying, welching, stealing, cheating, and corruption all run deeply ingrained in Lousiana culture. Failure is who they are as a people. Sad.

Lying and Stealing University

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re: Strength of Schedule rankings through week 13

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/25/25 at 2:40 pm to bayou85

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How are they this high? Texas is the only SEC team they will play this year with more than 3 conference wins.

Because all of the teams on our schedule that were supposed to be good this year quit and fired their coaches after we blew them out. That’s not A&M’s fault.

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re: Reminder - Dak pooped himself in the Egg Bowl

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/25/25 at 1:55 pm to Pickle_Weasel

That’s actually genius. Who would want to tackle a guy that just shite his pants?

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re: Real Talk on Ole Miss Delusions

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/16/25 at 8:21 pm to Lt. Columbo

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back when your uniforms were all white

Damn

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re: Best team in the SEC

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/11/25 at 5:31 pm to bfpri

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How can we say A&M is the best when they have not played #2, #3 , #4 and #5 ?

Because they didn’t get their cheeks clapped by a 4-5 Florida State team.

Next question.

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re: LSU says they technically never formally fired Kelly but will now for cause saving $$

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/10/25 at 11:06 pm to OU Guy

10:47pm: ESPN story drops
10:50pm: Every decent HC candidate in the country blocks Verge Ausberry’s number

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re: Kelly is the most important hire by LSU since Saban

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/9/25 at 11:22 pm to Tuscaloosa

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re: QB A vs QB B - Marcel Reed & Arch Manning

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/9/25 at 10:17 pm to VYForever

QB A:

Hyped up as the best QB prospect of all time…

…which he is not.

QB B:

Projected as a solid P5 QB…

…which he is.

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re: Please anybody out there "steal" Drinkwitz from Missouri

Posted by Colonel Ingus on 11/9/25 at 10:10 pm to 6columns

What if Missouri isn’t going to the “next level”?

What if 10-3 with 3 SEC losses to top 15 teams and a bowl win is the ceiling?

Not trying to run down Mizzou, but the fact that Drink may get “poached” tells me this may be the hard truth.

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