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re: What are the downsides of Tenn-style offense?

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 11/2/22 at 4:42 pm to deeprig9

re: Steelers trade Chase Claypool to Da Bears

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 11/1/22 at 1:08 pm to KosmoCramer

Dirtpool ain’t shite

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Someone smokin lettuce in the chick fila line right now

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 11/1/22 at 12:58 pm

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Barn fricked up

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 10/31/22 at 2:16 pm

Ain’t nobody out their better than serial killer was, they fricked

When is barn gonna realize they’re pecking order is at the bottom?

re: This dog is overlooking Tennessee ...

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 10/31/22 at 2:05 pm to Croot

IWHI

re: Leslie Jordan (67) has died in a car crash

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 10/24/22 at 2:23 pm to Mickey Goldmill

Finally

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re: Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Official Trailer 2

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 10/22/22 at 11:09 pm to Major Dutch Schaefer

Best Picture lock for the Oscars

Can we start a yearly Harry Potter thread which dissects the logical fallicies?

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 10/15/22 at 9:16 pm

Started my yearly rewatch tonight as a tradition but my god the lack of logic is funnier every year

Imagine your first year of school your teacher tells you not to go down a corridor as it will lead to a horrible death, and everyone just accepts it. Not to mention there’s nothing stopping you from going in said corridor.

They teach first year wizard/witches how to fly on a broomstick by just letting them go. No slideshow first, no film study, just grab the stick and go. I expect there are multiple deaths every year from student flying up 1000 feet and falling.

What are some other classic logical fallacies in the Harry Potter world?

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re: Is Bill Hader on the list of greatest SNL cast members?

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/30/22 at 7:45 am to CovingtonTigre

He has the best bloopers, couldn’t keep a straight face to save his life. Him and Fallon were always losing it

re: Only 3 SEC players since 2004 with consecutive games w/250 pass yds & 1 rushing TD

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/21/22 at 2:56 pm to JetDawg

Dawgs schedule is the biggest cake walk we’ll ever see

Helen Keller could win natty with dawgs schedule

Staying in the curbside pickup spot to finish your McDonald’s

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/21/22 at 2:44 pm

If you do this you are absolutely a fat frick with diabetes

When they bring out your supersized fry and Big Mac you leave and eat that shite somewhere else, if you are too fat to wait and stay in the curbside spot to eat it frick you. I will come up to your window and steal your food for not leavin

Betas too fat to walk inside and eat, then too fat just to go drive thru, gotta have it delivered to them in their 92 Chevy Astro then stick around another 10 minutes in the pickup spot to house their combo

This country is so fat and lazy

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re: Queen Elizabeth II Funeral

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/19/22 at 9:26 am to MyRockstarComplex

Yea everybody can’t resist holding up their phones it pisses me off, put it the frick down and just take in the historical moment of what you’re watching. You can watch recorded footage later you twats

re: Queen Elizabeth II Funeral

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/19/22 at 9:12 am to SportsGuyNOLA

Think this dude driving the jaguar has got some tunes going?

West is up for grabs, BK gonna take it

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/18/22 at 10:23 pm

Tigers have momentum, Bama down this year bryce looking real average

JD the best dual threat since cam and got chemistry with nabors that won’t be stopped. You saw it on 3 down against state.

Denbrock has caught his stride, defense is starting to get real feisty

No reason to think tigers don’t win out and upset bowl cut in atl

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re: Burrow 0-2 with losses to Cooper Rush & Mitch Trubisky

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/18/22 at 9:56 pm to hawgfaninc

Shut up pig, if Joey b retired tomorrow he still done more than any pig squeeler has ever done in the league

re: Kirby Smart was right ...

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/18/22 at 9:51 pm to GoldenDawg

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re: SEC QBR after 3 weeks

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/18/22 at 9:58 am to diddlydawg7

Dawgs schedule is a fricking joke can’t be stated enough

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re: Various Games Thread

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/17/22 at 12:29 pm to Fat Bastard

Frost fricking torpedoed Nebraska so bad, they are awful. They’d finish at the bottom of the pack in the Mountain West. Buffs and Huskers both need to be relegated

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re: Cottonelle shifts from shite-arse bears to eating arse

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/10/22 at 9:40 am to udtiger

re: DiCaprio adds another chick to his 'under-25 club'. Ditches GF as soon as she turned 25

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 9/1/22 at 10:32 pm to TutHillTiger

Bar was the fricking goat

I already sense tFear cause BK and JD comin

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/16/22 at 2:04 pm

Complimentary skull fricks coming to SEC defenses this fall

STTDB

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re: 2025 College Football Playoff Title Game awarded to Atlanta

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/15/22 at 7:20 pm to JetDawg

frick that shithole

re: ESPN+ : CFB QB Confidential - Opposing coaches break down 42 QBs across country

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/15/22 at 3:19 pm to SummerOfGeorge

Where my boy at? He gon go HAM this yea frick wit me no cap

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Y’all got another thing comin this year Aggy

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/15/22 at 2:31 pm

Aggies were always gonna take another skull fricking this year with or without Myles.

Only win y’all can get against the Tigahs when a 3rd stringer quits can’t get one during the season

Grab them ankles boy and bite the pillow, we comin so stfu

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re: Do any football players still wear cowboy collars or neck rolls?

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/14/22 at 4:35 pm to sms151t

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Dawgs won’t back up their bark this year

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/11/22 at 3:14 pm

Complacency gonna eat up new money. Lil Stet has been to the mountain top he’s got nothing else to prove or a reason to get better in his mind, ain’t going NFL. He’ll take huge step back, if that’s even possible.

All these new players think they just walk in and repeat last year, nope won’t happen. They’ll sleep walk to 2-3 Ls, lucky they don’t get BK on the schedule this year or it’d be 4 L’s

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re: First SEC defensive player taken in next year's draft?

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/11/22 at 1:50 pm to Sgt Tuffnuts

New money georgia fricks don’t know how to shut up, every thread come in barking all their shite.

Stfu

Top SEC coach comments on Jumbo

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/10/22 at 4:35 pm

“Jimbo Fisher might be a mad genius when it comes to media because they get talked about alongside Georgia and Alabama, and they’re every bit an 8-4 program. He knows it too, but I think that’s part of the plan.”

Mf gets paid to be Alabama but can’t beat State

re: Stet getting swole...

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/8/22 at 7:37 am to DaWGfan01

Muh Walk On!!

You new money fricks never learn

Biggest SEC rookie busts in the league this year

Posted by ClesiandSlicedBread on 8/3/22 at 11:38 am

Hands down gotta be Jameson Williams. We all know how much suckage AlaBust receivers show once they get to the league. This dude ain’t going to do shite on the Lions. Won’t be able to run wide open, won’t be able to catch a cold like Jeudy.

Kenyon Green gotta be 2nd. The OL busts put out by Gaggy is a historically long list. Texans going to be wanting to cut this fat arse by October. Another wasted 1st round pick on another busted out of shape Gaggy