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I'll just say what everybody's thinking...
Twins were his thing, it got rough. Two can clean better than one.
Twins were his thing, it got rough. Two can clean better than one.
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What';s weird to me is how different the rooms are. The one they showed first was not the one in the autopsy photos just released.
My theory is he had mini-stroke in the shower, then got into bed hitting his head.
My theory is he had mini-stroke in the shower, then got into bed hitting his head.
re: My brain isn’t shutting off my subconscious
Posted by swervr on 3/22/22 at 12:07 am to Tbonepatron
quote:
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Remembering, but it’s so vivid it’s almost as if I'm seeing it, it’s like I’m dreaming while I’m awake.
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Not getting enough REM sleep. Your subconscious should be storing info, instead it's sitting on the periphery. Power Naps/micro naps could help.
I've been doing these for years with benefits.
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Remembering, but it’s so vivid it’s almost as if I'm seeing it, it’s like I’m dreaming while I’m awake.
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Not getting enough REM sleep. Your subconscious should be storing info, instead it's sitting on the periphery. Power Naps/micro naps could help.
I've been doing these for years with benefits.
re: Latest Updates: Russia-Ukraine Conflict
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 11:44 pm to Jim Rockford
I would consider going over to help if I could drive an ambulance and get jaundice. Maybe impregnate a beautiful nurse, escape to Switzerland.
re: Which of you OT baws lives in Austin? (NSFW - Language)
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 11:37 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Is it just me or when I see BJJ, I always think it means Blow Job Job.
re: Latest Updates: Russia-Ukraine Conflict
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 11:09 pm to OMLandshark
I keep thinkin' one of those captured nuclear sites are gonna have an "accident" real soon.
re: Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 10:56 pm to LeGrosChat
Maybe...
re: Anyone else get hit on when posting items on Facebook marketplace?
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 10:32 pm to BRgetthenet
It's just Phishing.
It's far more annoying to get low ball offers. Would you take $20? It's worth $2,000. How 'bout $25? I hate that shite.
It's far more annoying to get low ball offers. Would you take $20? It's worth $2,000. How 'bout $25? I hate that shite.
re: Guy supposedly abducted on Canal St. taken to a padlocked trap house then escapes
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 10:28 pm to SuperSaint
Another way to get out of debt..
re: Thoughts on the P versus NP problem?
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 10:24 pm to Oilfieldbiology
The negative aspect of the positive derides from the above proximity internal to the void of a conclusion. Adversely, P exists to diffuse the possibility that NP coagulates, expressing the two is ultimately convexed as a whole. 
re: My brain isn’t shutting off my subconscious
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 6:51 pm to Tbonepatron
Possibly not gettin' enough REM sleep. Light exercise (walking, etc.) helps. Drugs will make it worse.
Watersports?
re: Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 2:30 pm to NOLATiger163
Wow, 8 pages in 6 minutes...Some of you married folk need to talk.
If that dude's for real, it least he didn't murder her and the kids then lie about it on tv.
If that dude's for real, it least he didn't murder her and the kids then lie about it on tv.
Tekken9Lives
re: Sexy women of the 70s NSFW
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 3:11 am to TutHillTiger
Late 70s?
re: Latest Updates: Russia-Ukraine Conflict
Posted by swervr on 3/21/22 at 2:34 am to Jim Rockford
Democracy in Russia helped Putin get power and hopefully will end his reign. I'm hoping a seemingly innocuous set of circumstances changes the outcome of this invasion. Biden needs to get off the bike, hop on AF1 and go to Europe. Give a Kennedy-like speech in Berlin or pop up in Poland. A little Howard Beale could go a long way. Instead of mumbling to a reporter about putin being a war criminal, shout it from the rooftops!
(felt like a mumble to me)
(felt like a mumble to me)
Fail/Win - Sue Me
What's his stand-up like? He seems like a real mediocre comedian.
With these celebrity chicks its all about your dating resume.
With these celebrity chicks its all about your dating resume.
This is from wikipedia if anyone is interested:
In an informal interview with Wired, Valery Yarynich, one of the developers, revealed the following information about the algorithm "Perimeter" works on:
It was designed to lie semi-dormant until switched on by a high official in a crisis. Then it would begin monitoring a network of seismic, radiation, and air pressure sensors for signs of nuclear explosions. Before launching any retaliatory strike, the system had to check off four if/then propositions: If it was turned on, then it would try to determine that a nuclear weapon had hit Soviet soil. If it seemed that one had, the system would check to see if any communication links to the war room of the Soviet General Staff remained. If they did, and if some amount of time—likely ranging from 15 minutes to an hour—passed without further indications of attack, the machine would assume officials were still living who could order the counterattack and shut down. But if the line to the General Staff went dead, then Perimeter would infer that apocalypse had arrived. It would immediately transfer launch authority to whoever was manning the system at that moment deep inside a protected bunker—bypassing layers and layers of normal command authority.[12]
There is a General Staff and when push comes to shove, they will make the "real" decisions. IMO
In an informal interview with Wired, Valery Yarynich, one of the developers, revealed the following information about the algorithm "Perimeter" works on:
It was designed to lie semi-dormant until switched on by a high official in a crisis. Then it would begin monitoring a network of seismic, radiation, and air pressure sensors for signs of nuclear explosions. Before launching any retaliatory strike, the system had to check off four if/then propositions: If it was turned on, then it would try to determine that a nuclear weapon had hit Soviet soil. If it seemed that one had, the system would check to see if any communication links to the war room of the Soviet General Staff remained. If they did, and if some amount of time—likely ranging from 15 minutes to an hour—passed without further indications of attack, the machine would assume officials were still living who could order the counterattack and shut down. But if the line to the General Staff went dead, then Perimeter would infer that apocalypse had arrived. It would immediately transfer launch authority to whoever was manning the system at that moment deep inside a protected bunker—bypassing layers and layers of normal command authority.[12]
There is a General Staff and when push comes to shove, they will make the "real" decisions. IMO
re: Latest Updates: Russia-Ukraine Conflict
Posted by swervr on 3/20/22 at 9:23 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
Ivan still has Dead Hand operational. If I remember correctly they denied it was still being used, but then some gen. admitted it was operational.
re: Brazilian wife helps homeless man by having sex with him
Posted by swervr on 3/20/22 at 12:25 am to John McClane
South America always has crazy shite going down.
Also, that dude looks like a wax figure in 1st pic.
Also, that dude looks like a wax figure in 1st pic.
re: Louisiana Urban Legends
Posted by swervr on 3/20/22 at 12:22 am to LegendInMyMind
Isn't there one about a leprechaun in a tree?
re: I was in the lumber section of Home Depot on Highland Rd today. Thought I was in Mexico
Posted by swervr on 3/20/22 at 12:18 am to lionward2014
Where are their women folk? I mean, I see the short, middle-aged, pudgy ones, but where are the young women? Do they stay in country or do they hide them? I'm serious, dammit!
re: Latest Updates: Russia-Ukraine Conflict
Posted by swervr on 3/19/22 at 5:53 pm to Jim Rockford
March 19, 3 pm ET
Ukrainian forces have defeated the initial Russian campaign of this war. That campaign aimed to conduct airborne and mechanized operations to seize Kyiv, Kharkiv, Odesa, and other major Ukrainian cities to force a change of government in Ukraine. That campaign has culminated. Russian forces continue to make limited advances in some parts of the theater but are very unlikely to be able to seize their objectives in this way. The doctrinally sound Russian response to this situation would be to end this campaign, accept a possibly lengthy operational pause, develop the plan for a new campaign, build up resources for that new campaign, and launch it when the resources and other conditions are ready. The Russian military has not yet adopted this approach. It is instead continuing to feed small collections of reinforcements into an ongoing effort to keep the current campaign alive. We assess that that effort will fail.
The ultimate fall of Mariupol is increasingly unlikely to free up enough Russian combat power to change the outcome of the initial campaign dramatically. Russian forces concentrated considerable combat power around Mariupol drawn from the 8th Combined Arms Army to the east and from the group of Russian forces in Crimea to the west. Had the Russians taken Mariupol quickly or with relatively few losses they would likely have been able to move enough combat power west toward Zaporizhiya and Dnipro to threaten those cities. The protracted siege of Mariupol is seriously weakening Russian forces on that axis, however. The confirmed death of the commander of the Russian 150th Motorized Rifle Division likely indicates the scale of the damage Ukrainian defenders are inflicting on those formations. The block-by-block fighting in Mariupol itself is costing the Russian military time, initiative, and combat power. If and when Mariupol ultimately falls the Russian forces now besieging it may not be strong enough to change the course of the campaign dramatically by attacking to the west.
Russian forces in the south appear to be focusing on a drive toward Kryvyi Rih, presumably to isolate and then take Zaporizhiya and Dnipro from the west but are unlikely to secure any of those cities in the coming weeks if at all. Kryvyi Rih is a city of more than 600,000 and heavily fortified according to the head of its military administration. Zaporizhiya and Dnipro are also large. The Russian military has been struggling to take Mariupol, smaller than any of them, since the start of the war with more combat power than it is currently pushing toward Kryvyi Rih. The Russian advance on that axis is thus likely to bog down as all other Russian advances on major cities have done.
The Russian military continues to commit small groups of reinforcements to localized fighting rather than concentrating them to launch new large-scale operations. Russia continues to commit units drawn from its naval infantry from all fleets, likely because those units are relatively more combat-ready than rank-and-file Russian regiments and brigades. The naval infantry belonging to the Black Sea Fleet is likely the largest single pool of ready reserve forces the Russian military has not yet committed. Much of that naval infantry has likely been embarked on amphibious landing ships off the Odesa coast since early in the war, presumably ready to land near Odesa as soon as Russian forces from Crimea secured a reliable ground line of communication (GLOC) from Crimea to Odesa. The likelihood that Russian forces from Crimea will establish such a GLOC in the near future is becoming remote, however, and the Russian military has apparently begun using elements of the Black Sea Fleet naval infantry to reinforce efforts to take Mariupol.
The culmination of the initial Russian campaign is creating conditions of stalemate throughout most of Ukraine. Russian forces are digging in around the periphery of Kyiv and elsewhere, attempting to consolidate political control over areas they currently occupy, resupplying and attempting to reinforce units in static positions, and generally beginning to set conditions to hold in approximately their current forward positions for an indefinite time. Maxar imagery of Russian forces digging trenches and revetments in Kyiv Oblast over the past several days supports this assessment.[1] Comments by Duma members about forcing Ukraine to surrender by exhaustion in May could reflect a revised Russian approach to ending this conflict on terms favorable to Moscow.
Stalemate will likely be very violent and bloody, especially if it protracts. Stalemate is not armistice or ceasefire. It is a condition in war in which each side conducts offensive operations that do not fundamentally alter the situation. Those operations can be very damaging and cause enormous casualties. The World War I battles of the Somme, Verdun, and Passchendaele were all fought in conditions of stalemate and did not break the stalemate. If the war in Ukraine settles into a stalemate condition Russian forces will continue to bomb and bombard Ukrainian cities, devastating them and killing civilians, even as Ukrainian forces impose losses on Russian attackers and conduct counter-attacks of their own. The Russians could hope to break Ukrainians’ will to continue fighting under such circumstances by demonstrating Kyiv’s inability to expel Russian forces or stop their attacks even if the Russians are demonstrably unable to take Ukraine’s cities. Ukraine’s defeat of the initial Russian campaign may therefore set conditions for a devastating protraction of the conflict and a dangerous new period testing the resolve of Ukraine and the West. Continued and expanded Western support to Ukraine will be vital to seeing Ukraine through that new period.
Key Takeaways:
We now assess that the initial Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital and major cities and force regime change has failed;
Russian forces continue efforts to restore momentum to this culminated campaign, but those efforts will likely also fail;
Russian troops will continue trying to advance to within effective artillery range of the center of Kyiv, but prospects for their success are unclear;
The war will likely descend into a phase of bloody stalemate that could last for weeks or months;
Russia will expand efforts to bombard Ukrainian civilians in order to break Ukrainians’ will to continue fighting (at which the Russians will likely fail);
The most dangerous current Russian advance is from Kherson north toward Kryvyi Rih in an effort to isolate Zaporizhiya and Dnipro from the west. Russian forces are unlikely to be able to surround or take Kryvyi Rih in the coming days, and may not be able to do so at all without massing much larger forces for the effort than they now have available on that axis;
The Russians appear to have abandoned plans to attack Odesa at least in the near term.
Full Report
Only bolded what og text had bolded...interesting update no less.
Ukrainian forces have defeated the initial Russian campaign of this war. That campaign aimed to conduct airborne and mechanized operations to seize Kyiv, Kharkiv, Odesa, and other major Ukrainian cities to force a change of government in Ukraine. That campaign has culminated. Russian forces continue to make limited advances in some parts of the theater but are very unlikely to be able to seize their objectives in this way. The doctrinally sound Russian response to this situation would be to end this campaign, accept a possibly lengthy operational pause, develop the plan for a new campaign, build up resources for that new campaign, and launch it when the resources and other conditions are ready. The Russian military has not yet adopted this approach. It is instead continuing to feed small collections of reinforcements into an ongoing effort to keep the current campaign alive. We assess that that effort will fail.
The ultimate fall of Mariupol is increasingly unlikely to free up enough Russian combat power to change the outcome of the initial campaign dramatically. Russian forces concentrated considerable combat power around Mariupol drawn from the 8th Combined Arms Army to the east and from the group of Russian forces in Crimea to the west. Had the Russians taken Mariupol quickly or with relatively few losses they would likely have been able to move enough combat power west toward Zaporizhiya and Dnipro to threaten those cities. The protracted siege of Mariupol is seriously weakening Russian forces on that axis, however. The confirmed death of the commander of the Russian 150th Motorized Rifle Division likely indicates the scale of the damage Ukrainian defenders are inflicting on those formations. The block-by-block fighting in Mariupol itself is costing the Russian military time, initiative, and combat power. If and when Mariupol ultimately falls the Russian forces now besieging it may not be strong enough to change the course of the campaign dramatically by attacking to the west.
Russian forces in the south appear to be focusing on a drive toward Kryvyi Rih, presumably to isolate and then take Zaporizhiya and Dnipro from the west but are unlikely to secure any of those cities in the coming weeks if at all. Kryvyi Rih is a city of more than 600,000 and heavily fortified according to the head of its military administration. Zaporizhiya and Dnipro are also large. The Russian military has been struggling to take Mariupol, smaller than any of them, since the start of the war with more combat power than it is currently pushing toward Kryvyi Rih. The Russian advance on that axis is thus likely to bog down as all other Russian advances on major cities have done.
The Russian military continues to commit small groups of reinforcements to localized fighting rather than concentrating them to launch new large-scale operations. Russia continues to commit units drawn from its naval infantry from all fleets, likely because those units are relatively more combat-ready than rank-and-file Russian regiments and brigades. The naval infantry belonging to the Black Sea Fleet is likely the largest single pool of ready reserve forces the Russian military has not yet committed. Much of that naval infantry has likely been embarked on amphibious landing ships off the Odesa coast since early in the war, presumably ready to land near Odesa as soon as Russian forces from Crimea secured a reliable ground line of communication (GLOC) from Crimea to Odesa. The likelihood that Russian forces from Crimea will establish such a GLOC in the near future is becoming remote, however, and the Russian military has apparently begun using elements of the Black Sea Fleet naval infantry to reinforce efforts to take Mariupol.
The culmination of the initial Russian campaign is creating conditions of stalemate throughout most of Ukraine. Russian forces are digging in around the periphery of Kyiv and elsewhere, attempting to consolidate political control over areas they currently occupy, resupplying and attempting to reinforce units in static positions, and generally beginning to set conditions to hold in approximately their current forward positions for an indefinite time. Maxar imagery of Russian forces digging trenches and revetments in Kyiv Oblast over the past several days supports this assessment.[1] Comments by Duma members about forcing Ukraine to surrender by exhaustion in May could reflect a revised Russian approach to ending this conflict on terms favorable to Moscow.
Stalemate will likely be very violent and bloody, especially if it protracts. Stalemate is not armistice or ceasefire. It is a condition in war in which each side conducts offensive operations that do not fundamentally alter the situation. Those operations can be very damaging and cause enormous casualties. The World War I battles of the Somme, Verdun, and Passchendaele were all fought in conditions of stalemate and did not break the stalemate. If the war in Ukraine settles into a stalemate condition Russian forces will continue to bomb and bombard Ukrainian cities, devastating them and killing civilians, even as Ukrainian forces impose losses on Russian attackers and conduct counter-attacks of their own. The Russians could hope to break Ukrainians’ will to continue fighting under such circumstances by demonstrating Kyiv’s inability to expel Russian forces or stop their attacks even if the Russians are demonstrably unable to take Ukraine’s cities. Ukraine’s defeat of the initial Russian campaign may therefore set conditions for a devastating protraction of the conflict and a dangerous new period testing the resolve of Ukraine and the West. Continued and expanded Western support to Ukraine will be vital to seeing Ukraine through that new period.
Key Takeaways:
We now assess that the initial Russian campaign to seize Ukraine’s capital and major cities and force regime change has failed;
Russian forces continue efforts to restore momentum to this culminated campaign, but those efforts will likely also fail;
Russian troops will continue trying to advance to within effective artillery range of the center of Kyiv, but prospects for their success are unclear;
The war will likely descend into a phase of bloody stalemate that could last for weeks or months;
Russia will expand efforts to bombard Ukrainian civilians in order to break Ukrainians’ will to continue fighting (at which the Russians will likely fail);
The most dangerous current Russian advance is from Kherson north toward Kryvyi Rih in an effort to isolate Zaporizhiya and Dnipro from the west. Russian forces are unlikely to be able to surround or take Kryvyi Rih in the coming days, and may not be able to do so at all without massing much larger forces for the effort than they now have available on that axis;
The Russians appear to have abandoned plans to attack Odesa at least in the near term.
Full Report
Only bolded what og text had bolded...interesting update no less.
What happened to the blue lights in cars. Don't seem to see them as much anymore.
Chock-fil-A is a cult. When they "forget" an item, you've been chosen. Don't go back.
re: What’s the deal with all the pop ups all of a sudden?
Posted by swervr on 3/18/22 at 9:41 pm to LegendInMyMind
Get yer boner pills from a legitimate site.
re: Fail Gifs. Let's post them.
Posted by swervr on 3/18/22 at 7:11 pm to kywildcatfanone
His legs at the end Popular
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