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re: Bama Basketball looks lost.

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 2/1/26 at 10:38 pm to BamaBravesPackers

Oats got an Alabama judge to let an NBA player join his squad mid season just to get butt fricked by Florida just as bad or worse than they would have gotten butt fricked without him. Golden said they'd whip their arse and they did. Sad

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re: SEC literacy rates

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 1/28/26 at 10:25 am to KCM0Tiger

Looking at this map, Missouri may really be SEC after all.

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re: Who are some MBB coaching candidates for next year?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 1/20/26 at 10:47 pm to drizztiger

What he may be referring to and really misconstrued are rumors that Stricklin preferred McMahon and Billy Donovan had to convince him to go with Golden. Don't know if any of that is true outside of that we do know Donovan advocated for Golden, however Stricklin is so fricking dumb one can almost believe it.

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re: Florida chased off Lagway?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 12/16/25 at 9:12 am to hawgfaninc

I'm not ruling out Lagway turning it around after a fresh start at a good situation, but he was garbage this past year and hasn't been healthy since he stepped on campus. Napier's offense was obviously trash too but the majority of Lagway's mistakes were his to own. Hasn't clicked between the ears at all yet, and he doesn't have the legs (whether it's injury, being overweight, or just timid mentally) to even be considered a true dual threat right now to make up for the poor decision making. Simply disastrous mechanics, throwing off his back foot and side armed as often as not.

By all accounts seems like a good kid but I do question his drive and desire. He's often too nonchalant and had multiple responses to the media basically like "oh shucks, well I'm just having fun playing football" when questioned about his and the team's play. Never appears to show any emotion except "dead eyed stare from the bench". He's not in shape. Maybe this serves as a wake up call and he gets it together at his next stop, assuming he finally gets truly healthy. No problem with Sumrall not rolling out the red carpet for him and appeasing him and his agent just because the last staff did. His play hasn't called for it.

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re: Apparently Kiffin to Florida

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/15/25 at 6:43 am to Cow Drogo

I'll say this, if it's not Kiffin, fans have worked themselves into a frenzy and there's only a couple other (unrealistic) names that would soften that blow to the psyche.

I don't think Kiffin is a Spurrier or Meyer (maybe he could be one day) so these reported offers are insane but I think Lane is seen as the "safest" slam dunk hire available. Which is funny because in years previous he was considered a risk. Hell, the next Meyer could be someone like Sumrall or Golesh for all we know, but the admin knows at this point that they can't risk it with one of those types of hires this time around. Unless things get extremely desperate.

I think the majority of fans would be very disappointed with Fisch, even if he may be a decent coach. I have literally heard nothing about Kliff smoke except from this Caw (real or imposter, who's to say).

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re: Does Ole Miss give Lane an ultimatum?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/13/25 at 5:35 pm to Gnash

Ole Miss fans seem convinced that if he doesn't sign the extension before the playoffs they should suspend him. I mean, if he is coming to Florida I'm not complaining about getting him on board earlier than expected, but from their perspective I'm not sure how that helps them win in the playoffs. I guess just a principle thing? I'm not sure their admin would be on the same wavelength as the fans in this regard.

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re: Ole Miss fans - transfers to Florida

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/13/25 at 5:29 pm to themetalreb

78 year old Saban imo

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re: It is so out...congrats Gators.

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/13/25 at 2:08 pm to theCAW

Caw still trying to will Kliff into existence. Respect the hustle, not sure about the strategy. Reverse jinx?

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re: Reality is starting to set in over at Rebels247

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/13/25 at 2:05 pm to Lt. Columbo

I have no clue where all this noise is coming from but the Ole Miss 24/7 board is already saying Kiffin shouldn't be allowed to coach this weekend. They're losing it.

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re: It is so out...congrats Gators.

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/13/25 at 2:02 pm to themetalreb

Ole Miss fans already saying on their board that Kiffin shouldn't be allowed to coach this weekend. Because of message board rumors.

They're down bad.

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re: Playing Florida Does Nothing for Me - It's Kind of Sad How Far They Have Fallen

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/13/25 at 11:19 am to REBEL5 AC

Let it all out.

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re: Reality is starting to set in over at Rebels247

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 11/13/25 at 11:00 am to Henry Jones Jr

Stricklin isn't running shite lol. He's been sent to the kids table. The money men are in control right now.

I don't know if Kiffin is coming or staying, I'm pretty pessimistic with the football program and admin so if I had to guess I would say he stays, but there's a lot of Florida people that seem pretty confident he's in the bag. We'll see if they're full of shite or not.

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re: why would Drink go to Florida?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/31/25 at 2:43 pm to thelargestfan

I hope you're right. We don't want him.

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re: Florida has their Coach. Drink (prestige)

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/30/25 at 10:35 pm to Mizzouligan

You could be right but there are plenty of examples of coaches that were praised for doing more with less and went to a higher level program and flamed out all the same, even with the additional resources and advantages. I just don't see him as the level of coach to take us to the NC game. I think he would significantly raise the floor of the program which is desperately needed but a high floor still gets you fired in 4 years at UF without serious playoff results.

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re: Florida has their Coach. Drink (prestige)

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/30/25 at 6:10 pm to GAdownsouth

Drink is obviously better than Napier, but to Gator fans, this will be Dan Mullen 2.0 except Drink's offense isn't as good. He's a quirky dork just like Mullen and that does not play in Gainesville unless you are winning bigly. I don't think we'll get a Tennessee-Schiano fan revolution (UT fans have even us beat in being insane psychos), but the reaction will be terrible. It would be hard not to imagine us being in the same spot in another 4 years after Drink has likely failed to live up to our (high) expectations.

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re: Why isn’t Mullen coaching at MSU?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/23/25 at 4:17 pm to Master of Sinanju

To over simplify it, it was a combination of:

1.) Mullen not putting effort into recruiting
2.) Not caring about defense at all
3.) Keeping his buddies on staff despite their units performing terribly
4.) Everyone knew he was looking to jump to the NFL because he hated recruiting

The funny thing now is that recruiting doesn't even matter with NIL so that works in his favor in this new era. Still think he's never gonna give a rats arse about defense though.

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re: Florida offers Marcus Freeman

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/22/25 at 7:35 pm to lsu711

Sounds like a keeper :)

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re: Florida offers Marcus Freeman

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/22/25 at 6:45 pm to lsu711

How'd that work out for you

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re: Would Florida fans take Urban?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/20/25 at 12:48 pm to Tigernomics

I think we're desperate enough that we'd (fans) take him despite the hard feelings of him faking medical conditions to run from the grind (and also the toxic culture he helped build amongst all the other scandals of his lifestyle that were no secret in gainesville).

That being said I don't think he would be interested. He probably makes good money doing easy TV jobs without any of the SEC stress on his poor heart. I think Notre Dame is the only job he may be even slightly interested in at this point.

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re: Tony V update

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/19/25 at 10:25 pm to Serraneaux

Vitello leaving you sad baws in the dust so you return to the SEC basement in baseball. It's over.

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re: Stop saying Florida's beating Texas

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 10/3/25 at 10:08 pm to Audioman213

Can we win? Sure, I think Texas is weak and our defense will keep us in the game.

Will we win?

No.

Billy Napier.

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re: Where does firing Dan Mullen rank in massive frickups?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 9/10/25 at 2:23 pm to GrizzlyWintergreen

Mullen was better than Napier (not a high bar) but that doesn't mean Mullen didnt deserve to be fired. He never cared about defense and wouldn't fire his buddy despite how bad it was in his tenure. He gave up on recruiting which was the last straw.

If he gave a shite about anything but scheming up offensive game plans he would still be here.

We just shite the bed with his replacement.

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re: Billy Napier broke Florida fans

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 9/9/25 at 10:31 pm to Gatorbait2008

The pattern here is that all three of the shitty coaches we had before Napier still had at least one good year. Napier hasn't sniffed one yet.

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re: WE'RE GOING TO BOUNCE BACK AND BEAT LSU

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 9/9/25 at 5:41 am to ForeverGator

Cool, we upset LSU and lose to Miss St or Kentucky. Yippee..?

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re: FL player who spit on USF

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 9/9/25 at 5:39 am to STATEofMIND

IMO he honestly should be kicked off the team, season's over at this point anyways.

However to answer your question, nothing is happening to him. He has to do a public apology or some bs. No actual discipline from William Napier here.

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re: Hey real gator fans (over 40 please) do you want LSU to lose or destroy you Saturday

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 9/9/25 at 4:57 am to TutHillTiger

I think we should toss a shoe for old time's sake.

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re: How much of the playbook did your coaches show in Week One?

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 9/2/25 at 9:46 pm to gatorsimz

Bubble screens that work at a 10% clip will be forced 8 times a game until morale improves.

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re: Question for Florida fans

Posted by Jims dog Claribelle on 8/26/25 at 11:20 am to Rocky Top 14

Most fans nowadays have no memory of Auburn being a rivalry for UF. It would be cool to get back to it but I think it's highly unlikely. Tennessee replaced them. Even LSU jumped ahead. So in a "perfect" world it would be UGA, UT and LSU.

However, I don't think everyone is going to get their "perfect world" matchups. Some teams would end up with 3 strong schools and others would end up with 2 or 3 of the lower half of the SEC. They're going to try and mitigate that some. How they decide to do it, I have no idea but I imagine one of our permanent games will either be Kentucky or South Carolina.

Which means we'd get UGA, UT or LSU, and UK or SCar. Anything else wouldn't really make sense.

Which means we'll somehow end up with A&M.

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