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quote:If it makes her feel any better, you can tell her Porpus would gladly take her for a ride.
Hilarious. I know her. Definitely showing her this thread.
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El Paso is kind of nice.
She looks ready to host one of her signature Candlelight Suppers.
You know who else was Armenian? Dr. Kevorkian.
Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.
re: Mattel introduces its first Barbie with autism, headphones on and fidget spinner
Posted by Porpus on 1/14/26 at 12:37 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Is it legal to have sex with an autistic person?
That's highly situational, but I can tell you one thing: I would absolutely WRECK that Dani chick from Love on the Spectrum. Madison and Journey could get it, too. Pari would only get to sit in the cuck chair. I don't care for her.
re: Here's the most brutal car review I have ever seen
Posted by Porpus on 1/14/26 at 11:33 am to Street Hawk
I remember Car & Driver's review of the Saturn Ion back in 2002 being absolutely brutal, to the point that I later wondered if someone at GM (but not Saturn specifically) had put them up to it.
C&D also used to have an editor named Csaba Csere who was kind of the voice-in-the-wilderness about how shitty Toyota actually is. He may even have speculated, as I did, that the code for Toyota's ECU firmware was riddled with potential problems that could have caused unintended acceleration- speculation, I'd add, that turned out to be 100% justified.
The most brutal of the Csaba Csere takedowns have disappeared from the web forever... hmmm.
C&D also used to have an editor named Csaba Csere who was kind of the voice-in-the-wilderness about how shitty Toyota actually is. He may even have speculated, as I did, that the code for Toyota's ECU firmware was riddled with potential problems that could have caused unintended acceleration- speculation, I'd add, that turned out to be 100% justified.
The most brutal of the Csaba Csere takedowns have disappeared from the web forever... hmmm.
re: Body cam of Lt. Colonel Michelle getting pulled out of vehicle after refusing to comply
Posted by Porpus on 1/13/26 at 8:00 am to jizzle6609
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Hope she loses her pension and is discharge dishonorably
I, on the other hand, wish her continued success in her military career, since I'm a kind, decent person and traffic stops are unconstitutional and unethical regardless.
re: Miami player transfers to Indiana before the national championship game...
Posted by Porpus on 1/12/26 at 6:40 pm to RollTide1987
"Guys, isn't college football great now? We get to crown a REAL CHAMPION, not some loser 'school' like BYU or Georgia Tech that just got lucky! And those hard-working players are finally compensated for their groundbreaking ball-tossing and all-around good citizenship!"
--ESPN
--ESPN
re: Shoulder buddies
Posted by Porpus on 1/12/26 at 6:32 pm to LegendInMyMind
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Walmart? That's probably not even the weirdest thing she saw in the produce section that day, much less the rest of the store and parking lot.
"Nice" stores aren't immune to crackpots. There's a Publix in Sandy Springs, GA right near North Springs HS that's super-nice. One time I saw a guy wearing what I can only describe as "full Renaissance garb" berating the kid at the customer service desk over God only knows what. (And no, it wasn't a Knights of Columbus uniform. It did include a cape, though :lol:)
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She’s so f’ing sexy. Would still…
This is disgusting.
re: Golf-themed sports bar in Houston shuts down due to crime. Houston Baws what say you?
Posted by Porpus on 1/7/26 at 8:45 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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Want to get happy hour at that golf place next to the apartment complex, logistics company, and railroad?
The Director of Zoning for Houston, Cal Ripken's backup, and Lena Dunhan's personal trainer walked into a bar...
re: archdiocese of new orleans issues apology to abuse victims
Posted by Porpus on 1/4/26 at 12:08 pm to fightin tigers
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You didn't have to pick one to happen
"I'll take that" is just a strange thing to say about molesting kids.
I wasn't the guy who started trying to rank scandals, though I do think my posts have succeeded in ending that conversation.
re: archdiocese of new orleans issues apology to abuse victims
Posted by Porpus on 1/4/26 at 12:01 pm to fightin tigers
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Skipping over the whole cover up and attacking victims part of you supporting child molestation.
It's always the cover-up, right? That's another aspect of our culture these last few decades that I don't completely buy into.
Look at the post I was responding to, which basically said this was the worst crime perpetrated by a powerful organization ever. How is that even remotely close to true? Look at the shite governments have done to their own people just in the last 100 years.
And it's the cover-up? The Chinese Communist Party is harvesting organs from ethnic minorities for the profit and convenience of its leaders, but boy oh boy heaven forbid a couple of scared bureaucrats shred a frickin' memo.
Everything about this is just so distorted. There was a guy on this board in another thread like this recently who called himself a victim of a Catholic priest but then openly admitted his claim was based on repressed / recovered memories. People here were lapping it up without objection, but that's not how memories of truly traumatic events work, at all!
re: Are middle aged die hard sports fans a dying breed?
Posted by Porpus on 1/4/26 at 11:44 am to Saint Alfonzo
I need to feel more of a connection to a team than "they sell this team logo stuff at Wal-Mart and people around here buy it."
That's tough in the NFL, but New Orleans used to be a place where it worked. The magic slowly went away. Along the way, we had Alvin Kamara beating up a fan and Drew Brees revealing himself first as an idiot and then as a wimp.
I went to USM in the 1990s and I followed their teams for a long time. The magic is definitely gone there now, thanks to ESPN.
It can't just be money and bragging. There has to be some magic there. It's mostly gone, though a lot of people are kind of stuck playing pretend because they don't have anything else.
That's tough in the NFL, but New Orleans used to be a place where it worked. The magic slowly went away. Along the way, we had Alvin Kamara beating up a fan and Drew Brees revealing himself first as an idiot and then as a wimp.
I went to USM in the 1990s and I followed their teams for a long time. The magic is definitely gone there now, thanks to ESPN.
It can't just be money and bragging. There has to be some magic there. It's mostly gone, though a lot of people are kind of stuck playing pretend because they don't have anything else.
re: CBS cut off Gary Danielson as he was saying his last goodbye
Posted by Porpus on 1/1/26 at 8:58 am to Bestbank Tiger
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There was some great vandalism on his wiki page:
I hadn't known he wrote for Pravda.
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A common feature of these disrespect stories is you never hear about the events leading up to the disrespect.
Leaving the rest of us wondering what what had happened was.
re: These people could still be dangerous but we are releasing them from prison anyway
Posted by Porpus on 12/31/25 at 12:24 pm to weagle1999
People like having a villain class. It can be the commies, or the Jews, or the homos, Jazz musicians, or whatever.
I do think that vilifying kid-diddling perverts is more justifiable than throwing a whole race under the bus. IDK about religion... the distinction there is less clear to me. If you worship 94 different gods and they're all weird monstrous creatures, or if you name your god "Satan" because the other guys think he's bad, then IMO you've got it coming- maybe not to the extent a pedophile does, but don't expect the rest of us to just accept that.
Similar with sexual orientation. Claiming you're married to another man might not be as bad as being a pedophile, but it's not right, either.
When you accept all the other stuff as normal, I guess you're left vilifying pedophiles- because there has to be a villain or the normies will get restless.
I do think that vilifying kid-diddling perverts is more justifiable than throwing a whole race under the bus. IDK about religion... the distinction there is less clear to me. If you worship 94 different gods and they're all weird monstrous creatures, or if you name your god "Satan" because the other guys think he's bad, then IMO you've got it coming- maybe not to the extent a pedophile does, but don't expect the rest of us to just accept that.
Similar with sexual orientation. Claiming you're married to another man might not be as bad as being a pedophile, but it's not right, either.
When you accept all the other stuff as normal, I guess you're left vilifying pedophiles- because there has to be a villain or the normies will get restless.
I read a Facebook group called "Atlanta Culture" occasionally. Earlier this week, there was kind of an Atlanta-vs.-New Orleans argument going on and one of the Atlanta proponents played the Gravy Chambers card, as in "Gravy Chambers done told me everything I need to know about Louisiana."
I thought that was so weird and random. People really put stock in what this convenience-store-dwelling tub of lard says? That of all things is your problem with New Orleans? Gravy done said it's bad down here? :lol:
I thought that was so weird and random. People really put stock in what this convenience-store-dwelling tub of lard says? That of all things is your problem with New Orleans? Gravy done said it's bad down here? :lol:
re: Having Tulane and JMU in the playoff this year is just inexcusable
Posted by Porpus on 12/20/25 at 4:05 pm to The Pirate King
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Awful rules and turning out exactly as expected. No group of 5 team is ever going to win a playoff game against a P4 playoff team
I'm not watching the same handful of SEC and Big Ten teams over and over again. That bores me. Like, you watch all these interminable rounds of playoff football and at the end you can really, really say with great accuracy "those guys really are the best at tossing around a pigskin?" Who cares? What does that get us that's good?
re: Man allegedly harassed in Ascension Parish neighborhood after fishing in pond
Posted by Porpus on 12/20/25 at 3:57 pm to SixthAndBarone
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You don’t think someone who does not live in a private neighborhood should assume that someone could ask who he was while he was fishing in the neighborhood in which he didn’t live?
Anyone who asks someone that is a loser.
re: Will Hall to be elevated to head coach of Tulane
Posted by Porpus on 12/18/25 at 5:54 pm to Quicksilver
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I understand the criticism but Will's HC experience was at USM which is easily among the least resourced schools in the country. That's why Huff was looking to get out immediately.
USM and Tulane are more similar when it comes to resources than you might imagine. Tulane hired Bob Toledo and then sent him and his team to play Rice on a Greyhound bus. Yeah, they've got a bunch of money in their endowment, but they're hamstrung when it comes to spending it on football, probably by a bunch of faculty senate blue-haired weirdos.
USM doesn't have a big endowment like Tulane, but they don't lean on student athletic fees to the extent most other G5 schools do, and you can see they've got money when you look at how they've built up their physical plant. All that poor-mouthing their athletic department people do really is shameful. They turn right around and brag about how cheap they were all year on their own performance reviews. If Reed Green Coliseum were used by the Department of Social Work instead of the basketball team, it would be a state-of-the-art facility. That's just the mentality there. It's a public school that wants to be Agnes Scott College or Sewanee or something.
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