SouthPlains

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re: Japanese people aren't having sex. And nobody knows why

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/13/26 at 2:44 pm to Shexter

smol pp

re: Why do grown men write graffiti on bathroom walls?

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/12/26 at 6:39 pm to BowDownToLSU

To advertise for OP’s mom

re: NFL Various Games - Wildcard Weekend...Texans at Steelers Tonight

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/11/26 at 9:32 pm to RB10

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Licking himself in a sealed room sniffing his own farts set them back this year.

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Licking

Please don’t edit this; it’s too funny lol

re: Dolphins fire Mike McDaniel

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/8/26 at 10:01 am to LSU4ever2002

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Ravens need to hire McDaniel to work with Lamar

I think this is the likely landing spot. Otherwise, McDaniel becomes the top OC candidate for any job what becomes available and has his pick of the litter.

re: Woman in Minnesota tried ramming ICE Officer gets unalived. NSFW

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/7/26 at 2:12 pm to mmmmmbeeer

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That's fricking murder.

What an idiotic knee jerk reaction. Who would post this?

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mmmmmbeer

Oh never mind…

re: The soaring price of youth sports: $50 to try out, $3,000 to play

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/7/26 at 9:00 am to djmed

Who cares? The ROI is gonna be insane when Jaxton gets his first round signing bonus with the Yankees.

I’ve already got my 2031 Sierra 2500 Denali Ultimate picked out.

re: Golf-themed sports bar in Houston shuts down due to crime. Houston Baws what say you?

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/6/26 at 9:56 am to secfballfan

Hmm, maybe Chicken should consider opening a basketball-themed sports bar in that location.

Call it “The Tip Off” because there’s no expectations of tipping the waitstaff.

re: Browns fire Kevin Stefanski

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/5/26 at 9:41 am to red sox fan 13

Tampa Bay has a chance to do the funniest thing…

re: Florida and TD’s prized kicker in the transfer portal

Posted by SouthPlains on 1/1/26 at 3:20 pm to xBirdx

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xBirdx

And a happy new year to you, too, Mr. Noel.

re: Streaming Phone to Screen in Truck

Posted by SouthPlains on 12/31/25 at 11:10 am to Fishinguy3527

You can’t wait til you get to the office to rub one out in the bathroom stall like a regular baw?

re: Nick Reiner- Diagnosed with Schizophrenia

Posted by SouthPlains on 12/21/25 at 5:08 pm to SallysHuman

While no doubt schizophrenia is a very real and very serious mental illness, this feels like laying the foundation for the rich Hollywood version of “he wuz a gud boy, he dindu nuffin!”

re: Shreveport - Boyfriend runs off with wife after shooting husband in both legs

Posted by SouthPlains on 12/10/25 at 3:19 pm to Shexter

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Shreveport

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Aderius

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Nissan Altima

Suburban WASPs strike again!

re: Let’s talk about women and how they choose to dress

Posted by SouthPlains on 12/8/25 at 8:41 am to R11

Which church you go to baw?

I’m looking to strengthen my relationship with the Lord in 2026…

re: Name some auto tech you actually love

Posted by SouthPlains on 12/5/25 at 9:10 am to Woolfpack

I was moving furniture last night and it was 29 degrees outside. Hopping into the rental Silverado (which was a fairly low trim/spec) and putting my frozen hands on the heated steering wheel was incredible.

re: Joe Burrow Returns This Thursday Night v The Ravens

Posted by SouthPlains on 11/24/25 at 12:26 pm to RLDSC FAN

A little too late to save my fantasy season, Joey. Thanks for nothing!

100 million obese people in this country and the Bengals can’t find 5 of them to play O-line.

re: British and their jacked up teeth

Posted by SouthPlains on 11/24/25 at 7:52 am to aTmTexas Dillo

An English colleague explained to me once that while most healthcare related things are covered by the England’s public system, dental is not. Dental care in England is (or was?) only handled privately and is very expensive, so it was something reserved typically for wealthy people.

Supposedly this has changed somewhat in recent years.

re: Chip Kelly fired as raiders OC

Posted by SouthPlains on 11/23/25 at 9:53 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!

I remember when he and Michael Vick lit the NFL up for like half a game in 2013.

Chip should have stayed his arse at Oregon.

Coaching Changes

re: Talked to a guy who works in LSU sports admin building today...

Posted by SouthPlains on 11/21/25 at 12:11 pm to Handsome Pete

OP’s meth head cousin scrubs toilets part time at LSU and saw a guy standing 30 feet away who sorta kinda looked like Nick Saban from the back.

“Insider”

Coaching Changes

re: Zohran Mamdani asks for donations to help cover $4 million in transition expenses

Posted by SouthPlains on 11/19/25 at 8:44 am to Major Dutch Schaefer

The entire leftist political position really is grounded in OPM (Other People’s Money).

Political Talk

re: What place in America is the most western and southern at the same time?

Posted by SouthPlains on 11/18/25 at 9:34 am to Gifman

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Yes... it is India

Dalcutta.

I agree Oklahoma is a good answer here. There seems to be no consensus on whether it’s southern or midwestern. I generally just refer to that area as the heartland or southern plains, but it’s a nice mix of western culture (a fair portion of the population is involved in rodeoing or agriculture/livestock, for example) and southern hospitality.