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re: Kiffin tweets heartfelt pics to Ole Miss, Alabama, and even Tennessee fans
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 8:41 pm to WilliamTaylor21
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The 4 Loss Machine?
This retard here
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re: Kiffin tweets heartfelt pics to Ole Miss, Alabama, and even Tennessee fans
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 8:14 pm to Slick Wandoo
Willy remembers.
New coach. LSU on the rise. He made that gif and pushed it nonstop. LSU fans ate it up, LSU imploded.
Rinse, repeat.
New coach. LSU on the rise. He made that gif and pushed it nonstop. LSU fans ate it up, LSU imploded.
Rinse, repeat.
re: Kiffin tweets heartfelt pics to Ole Miss, Alabama, and even Tennessee fans
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 8:09 pm to Slick Wandoo
Remember when you thought Kelly would dominate Saban? I member you posting this nonstop
re: Kiffin tweets heartfelt pics to Ole Miss, Alabama, and even Tennessee fans
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 8:00 pm to WilliamTaylor21
:lol:
“It took 14 more players to have a class barely better than Bama’s! Take that!”
Melt? LSU fans are the ones desperate for attention.
re: LSU fans are vaginas - check in if true
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 6:00 pm to SEC Doctor
I don’t need to bump my own threads like Willy when LSU fans do it for me :nana:
Shouldn’t you at least have a winning streak against the runt before you call them the runt?
Kiffin’s wins don’t transfer
Kiffin’s wins don’t transfer
I haven’t seen anyone saying this :lol:
Insecure U strikes again
Insecure U strikes again
Lowbrow trolling? I just call it how I see it. Kelly was going to win at LSU because no one could lose there. “Three straight coaches have a title!”
Now Kiffin is going to win there because it’s LSU. I’m here for the burn, start to finish. If he wins, I’ll admit I’m wrong. But to this point, he gets in his own way regardless of talent and that’s why it’s zero conference title appearances in the SEC, zero playoff wins and only two conference USA titles despite coaching at Tennessee and USC.
The drama will roll over at LSU. It’s just a matter of time. But enjoy that off season national title.
Now Kiffin is going to win there because it’s LSU. I’m here for the burn, start to finish. If he wins, I’ll admit I’m wrong. But to this point, he gets in his own way regardless of talent and that’s why it’s zero conference title appearances in the SEC, zero playoff wins and only two conference USA titles despite coaching at Tennessee and USC.
The drama will roll over at LSU. It’s just a matter of time. But enjoy that off season national title.
re: Which is it -- Kiffis ain't staying or Kiffs ain't getting no good players
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 4:01 pm to theballguy
Everyone is shitting on Kiffin because he’s a shitty person. Nothing that has happened over the last week (pay sheets leaking) changes that narrative. LSU fans love him because he’s one of them now. If he wasn’t, they’d be shitting on him as well.
You jumping into the orgy just makes you look desperate for approval of LSU fan.
You jumping into the orgy just makes you look desperate for approval of LSU fan.
re: Who is having a worse offseason? Ole Miss or…
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 3:57 pm to DeathByTossDive225
I said Golding landed a five star QB before Kiffin
Was I wrong?
Was I wrong?
re: Who is having a worse offseason? Ole Miss or…
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 3:49 pm to DeathByTossDive225
Ok? At least attach your point if you’re going to post random screenshots.
Nothing I said there is false.
Nothing I said there is false.
re: Which is it -- Kiffis ain't staying or Kiffs ain't getting no good players
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 3:42 pm to theballguy
Rival “fans” showing up to chase upvotes from the coonass contingent is so off putting.
re: Who is having a worse offseason? Ole Miss or…
Posted by AHM21 on 1/16/26 at 3:34 pm to DeathByTossDive225
Once again, the ones who cry obsession are obsessing about those they whine about.
What a broken fanbase.
What a broken fanbase.
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Imber
Another one who bitches about opposing fans posting about LSU while constantly obsessing over Alabama.
re: LSU fans and the excessive Lane Kiffin posts…
Posted by AHM21 on 1/14/26 at 7:35 pm to LSU Patrick
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Lane Kigfin
I’m tired of Lane Kigfin, tbh
re: SIAP: Pete Golding crashing out over Lane Kiffin's portal class (per WBT Sportz)
Posted by AHM21 on 1/14/26 at 7:17 pm to geauxbrown
:lol:
That post you replied to had more to do with Willy hiding when his team loses vs “riding that Webel dick”
There are plenty of examples.
That post you replied to had more to do with Willy hiding when his team loses vs “riding that Webel dick”
There are plenty of examples.
re: SIAP: Pete Golding crashing out over Lane Kiffin's portal class (per WBT Sportz)
Posted by AHM21 on 1/14/26 at 7:14 pm to geauxbrown
One rides ________ dick when they can’t beat the team.
Alabama has no problem beating LSU the last 15 years.
Alabama has no problem beating LSU the last 15 years.
re: SIAP: Pete Golding crashing out over Lane Kiffin's portal class (per WBT Sportz)
Posted by AHM21 on 1/14/26 at 7:11 pm to Fat Bastard
LINK
This link you posted is from 2007. LSU fans were called cordogs prior to this.
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In case you’re one of the few that hasn’t read it already, the Corndog Story appears to have been first posted on an Auburn message board sometime prior to 2006. It’s grown into the stuff of legend, to the point where even some LSU faithful embrace the nickname. So in our effort to educate a new generation of Tide fans, and to help you know your opponents, we hereby present the umpteenth reposting of the LSU Corndog Story.
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"LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.I am afraid that they’ll know I said it. I’ll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he’ll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, “gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?” The next thing you know, I’ll have flat tires on my car.If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell – you know, like corn dogs.LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue. I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, “Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.”It’s hard. I know. It’s like when you’re having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: “Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?”; or “Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?” or “What did that giant corn dog just say?” or “Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?” or, of course, after a silencer: “Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?”Heck, after what I’ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That’s okay.You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don’t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you’re trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They’ll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you’re doing.If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it’ll permeate your whole body, and then you’ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don’t say, “Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.” They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don’t say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression – indicating they smell corn dogs – might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that’s dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive – on some other weekend.I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I’ve never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there’s no mystery there – maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there’s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there’s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply – kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don’t comment on it though. It’s not politically correct over there. It’s like a malnutrition issue or something. It’s like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you’re thinking: “Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I’ll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe’ or some fancy Cajun food.” But just stop thinking that. That’s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don’t try masking the odor with something stronger. They’ll curse at you. They’ll say something like: “WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home,” or “WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?” and they’ll cuss out your kids too: “WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn’t want to smell like corn dogs.”Cajuns are not like us. Don’t you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know, I know. We sniff the Bammers and the UGA Dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don’t press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don’t refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that’s just wrong. Even if you’ve been drinking, they’ll beat you up and curse out your kids.Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction – even if you’re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can’t control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you’re choking on it or something. They’ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.Enough with this corn dog talk. Let’s play ball…"
This link you posted is from 2007. LSU fans were called cordogs prior to this.
re: SIAP: Pete Golding crashing out over Lane Kiffin's portal class (per WBT Sportz)
Posted by AHM21 on 1/14/26 at 6:14 pm to WilliamTaylor21
Reminder - Willy had my quote as his signature during much of 2019
I member
I member
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implied Kiffin signed Landen Clark as QB1
Did I say this? I don’t remember saying this.
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