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Ozarkshillbilly
| Favorite team: | Missouri  |
| Location: | Missouri Ozarks |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Hunting, fishing, baseball, football |
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| Number of Posts: | 513 |
| Registered on: | 4/24/2025 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Wendy's patrons, upset with the service, express their displeasure.
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/26/26 at 10:36 am to TrueTiger
They just finished taking the SAT....they scored a 960
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re: I have worked 41 years for the same company and calling it quits today!
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/26/26 at 10:07 am to Uvaldie Slim
Congrats and sorry.
re: What is the most famous crime/murder in your area?
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/26/26 at 10:05 am to stout
Where I'm from the most famous crime has to be the Springfield Three. Three women disappeared in 1992 after some graduation parties. They vanished.
In northern Missouri, it's got to be the murder of Ken McElroy the bully of Skidmore, Mo. Town had enough of him and he was shot at least twice with over 40 witnesses...who didn't see a thing. FBI called in and still, nobody saw the shooter. Many years later in the same small town, a woman killed a pregnant woman and took her baby. The place is cursed.
In northern Missouri, it's got to be the murder of Ken McElroy the bully of Skidmore, Mo. Town had enough of him and he was shot at least twice with over 40 witnesses...who didn't see a thing. FBI called in and still, nobody saw the shooter. Many years later in the same small town, a woman killed a pregnant woman and took her baby. The place is cursed.
re: Just locked up the midterms
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/25/26 at 2:27 am to SoFlaGuy
Not sure how this is an issue. We can disagree about how to protect citizens. Hell, we can argue over who is the threat, but the American government should be about protecting Americans, if not, why have a government?
re: This one was unacceptable ...
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/25/26 at 2:25 am to scrooster
Pretty bad
re: This one was unacceptable ...
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/25/26 at 2:09 am to scrooster
Yep
re: World’s oldest form of writing found in Germany, 30k years older than Sumerian Cuneiform
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 4:09 pm to hawgfaninc
There isn't a "TLDR" portion at the bottom of it so I have my doubts.
re: I’m glad liberal women are choosing not to reproduce.
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 4:07 pm to Uga Alum
I think they would, but they would choose liberal men, who don't have testosterone, or a penis in a lot of cases.
re: Tranny says they should start killing kids until they can use whatever bathroom they want
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 3:36 pm to dafif
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People paid money to see that thing - hard for me to imagine
It came with a free meal. Unfortunately fat Corporal Klinger here ate it all before anyone got to their seats.
re: Can you imagine being this miserable?
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 3:32 pm to theballguy
Sexual Harassment....Only ugly girls complain about it
What used to be "harmless flirting" is harassment and now women complain men don't approach them anymore...feminist...killing society a little at a time...
What used to be "harmless flirting" is harassment and now women complain men don't approach them anymore...feminist...killing society a little at a time...
re: Netflix’s stock is now plunging at market open following refusal to fire Susan Rice
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 3:19 pm to Ailsa
They'll be right back on top with their new drama:
"The Teeth of Freedom...A George Washington Saga"
Starring Samuel Jackson as the first president of the United States.
"The Teeth of Freedom...A George Washington Saga"
Starring Samuel Jackson as the first president of the United States.
re: Trashiest thing you've seen or heard this week?
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 3:16 pm to LCA131
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Some backwoods weirdo wanted to know my age and how many toilets I've used in my life...
And this is why I'm here...
re: Why is there silence on what is happening in Mexico
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 3:11 pm to OysterPoBoy
I'll go with "Things that were so made up that even the fake news had to give up trying to gaslight people" for $400 Alex
re: Can you imagine being this miserable?
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 3:08 pm to theballguy
I can imagine being that miserable.
That's only because we had annual mandatory Sexual Assault Prevention and Reaction (SAPR) training. I've been through about 23 of those things now and I'm always miserable afterwards...
That's only because we had annual mandatory Sexual Assault Prevention and Reaction (SAPR) training. I've been through about 23 of those things now and I'm always miserable afterwards...
re: PhD student accused of killing best friend's baby was mad over 'being put to nanny work'
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 11:58 am to Frank Black
I've only suggested this punishment for one crime, but it fits here---woodchipper.
re: Two deputies killed in SW Missouri, two more injured
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/24/26 at 9:00 am to TigerBait1971
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Why was dude not in prison?
He shot at a cop in Kansas. He killed the cops in Missouri.
Missouri gave him what he deserved.
re: Gavin Newsom is Completely Different Around White People
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/23/26 at 1:58 pm to AlterEd
His team is working with him to get the black vote. His next interview will contain,
"Yo, listen playa, I ain't tryin to front yo! Da man and guvment be fixin to hold my black arse down ya dig. So get down with da struggle, cause I'm fo reeaal."
Newscum's new slogan, "Fight Whitey in 2028!" is expected to be a hit in the urban areas.
"Yo, listen playa, I ain't tryin to front yo! Da man and guvment be fixin to hold my black arse down ya dig. So get down with da struggle, cause I'm fo reeaal."
Newscum's new slogan, "Fight Whitey in 2028!" is expected to be a hit in the urban areas.
re: Who here would support Trump getting another term ...
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/23/26 at 1:56 pm to theballguy
I'll take Vance for 8 followed by Rubio for 8.
re: How would a war with China look?
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/23/26 at 9:15 am to jizzle6609
It really depends on what each side is trying to accomplish. If China wants to be a super power and replace the United States, that's one thing, if they are just trying to secure the routes for natural resources, that's a different fight.
Agree completely on the oil embargo on the sea side of things. China is working on an overland route to get oil, but that could be stopped at the point of origin.
Walking back the south China sea atolls and manmade islands would be similar to WWII and Japan, difficult but doable. I think there would be a stall after pushing their forces back to the mainland. They could readily defend their borders leveraging their only advantage which is in numbers. However, that is a weakness as feeding that population while trying to mobilize for war is tough. It's even harder when their country is so resource poor that they have a tough time feeding them in peacetime.
Throw in a few partners like Japan, S. Korea and Vietnam while China is in border protection mode while starving for food, fuel and other resources and the outlook is bleak for China.
That's when the nuclear option gets serious. But, China's, inaccurate weapons would be met with precision (possible nuclear) strikes and we would be back to China playing defense while starving.
It would take a long time, cost a lot in treasure and blood, but it's doable.
Agree completely on the oil embargo on the sea side of things. China is working on an overland route to get oil, but that could be stopped at the point of origin.
Walking back the south China sea atolls and manmade islands would be similar to WWII and Japan, difficult but doable. I think there would be a stall after pushing their forces back to the mainland. They could readily defend their borders leveraging their only advantage which is in numbers. However, that is a weakness as feeding that population while trying to mobilize for war is tough. It's even harder when their country is so resource poor that they have a tough time feeding them in peacetime.
Throw in a few partners like Japan, S. Korea and Vietnam while China is in border protection mode while starving for food, fuel and other resources and the outlook is bleak for China.
That's when the nuclear option gets serious. But, China's, inaccurate weapons would be met with precision (possible nuclear) strikes and we would be back to China playing defense while starving.
It would take a long time, cost a lot in treasure and blood, but it's doable.
re: Its so embarrassing when your mom accidentally sees your girlfriend's dong
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/12/26 at 9:18 am to MorbidTheClown
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If your girlfriend has a dick, he's your boyfriend
Very true and very sad that this has to be said out loud...
re: Bad Bunny Deletes All His Instagram Posts Following Super Bowl Halftime Show
Posted by Ozarkshillbilly on 2/11/26 at 10:02 am to OweO
Ok so how does your Kid Rock lyrics from 5 years ago have anything to do with me not liking the Bunny song?
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