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ShotGunGordan
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
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| Number of Posts: | 225 |
| Registered on: | 12/20/2025 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: The Lane Train Has Already Burned Down
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/7/26 at 7:38 pm to Yewkindewit
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I saw it in person. Impressive
Pix or it didn't happen.
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re: The Lane Train Has Already Burned Down
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/7/26 at 7:37 pm to Sun God
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Hey man welcome to the board
I’m the cool guy here
This response seems suspicious.
The Lane Train Has Already Burned Down
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/7/26 at 7:31 pm
Dammit! We all missed it. That bitch burned all the way to the ground and I bet no one here was even there for it.
Up in flames
Up in flames
re: The pushing in of LSU shite will be epic when Visor Boy Jesus
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/7/26 at 1:49 am to Rip N Lip
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Fails once again.
Hired a shifty motherfricker who has won nothing.
Popcorn is in the house. RMFT
Kiffin is a sneaky, smarmy, slithering reptile like human that begs 20 year old girls on Instagram not to tell their boyfriends, that he is friends with, that he is inviting them over.
He has the personality of a complete slimeball. Not a good slimeball that is just out to have a good time, but a sneaky, underhanded slimeball that probably has a wet fish handshake.
Orgeron was a lovable, likable, dumb brute of a dude who was too stupid to be a greasy, beady-eyed, mincing, nervous looking, awkward acting and speaking, backstabbing beta like Kiffin.
Orgeron was tagging tail too but, he did it the honorable way, like a moron that just couldn't help but let his dick do the thinking and let the whole world know about it and wasn't slinking around in the shadows like Joey Freshwater. Nothing wrong with that.
Yet, LSU fans hated Orgeron and ran him off because they thought he made them look stupid on the national stage because of the way he looked and spoke.
I hope Kiffin literally destroys their program with some kind of scandal and cripples the spirit of LSU fans for decades to come.
They deserve it for the way they treated Orgeron.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 11:58 pm to Rip N Lip
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If you weren’t such a count, you would answer the question directly.
This idiot has flailed all over this thread.
He's alternately begged for help, gave unwanted advice to established posters like you, accused me of picking on an old drunk pervert immediately after belching non-stop about winning, tried to normalize NAMBLA while attributing being a man to joking about little children in ugly ways, said the Army was all about pedos using dark humor and sharing information about children and only those kind of people survive in the Army, inquired about my age and stated he would be a Bama fan for a day if I were a child, keeps trying to set up a meeting, etc...
And he talks like he is a seasoned poster here that supposedly is on great terms with the high rollers, yet he has only been here two months.
This snake gave me bad vibes from the start.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 11:09 pm to kajon
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captdalton, is that you? cajunbama maybe? You sly dog.
Sending out bat signals for help? How do you know all these posters so well, well enough to summon them to action, and you've only been a member for a month longer than I have?
It seems as if you believe long-time, established, high post count posters are just dying to help out a pedo newbie for some reason.
Do you imagine they have zeroed in on a virtually unknown poster, in a conspiracy of some type, because you are so retarded and weird?
I saw where you edited your original post to include a reference to me. That is pitiful. I mean, that is really fricking sad.
You are winning so much that you altered your original post to include an addendum to me. :lol:
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:51 pm to kajon
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You know about NAMBLA? lol
Bragging about spreading the word about NAMBLA? It's transparently clear what type of creature you are.
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This has been fun....honestly.....now admit you're an alter and do me a solid and MAKE FUN OF MY TEAM ALREADY.
Why not just continue slobbering on about winning and preemptively claiming you have won? That was working well for you. Why give up that brilliant line of attack?
Or, hey, talk incessantly about how you are NOW done but continue to reply because you are stupid beyond belief.
Beg Capt. Dalton to strut back in and try to help you again. That got your hopes up for a while.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:36 pm to kajon
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Too late, you've been outed.....I'm done here....it was fun while it lasted.....good times!
I've been outed? More homosexual language from the creep. Not a surprise.
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Sigh, taking advantage of an old man on bourbon
I bet you've blamed a lot of your actions on alcohol but, guess what, it was you all along. Just a moment ago, you were winning, winning, winning, now you are just an old man being taken advantage of.:lol:
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:29 pm to kajon
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I don't owe you any explanations or rebuttals.
You may not own me any explanations about your criminal record but, you owe the children your nasty life, don't you?
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You have no argument, no humor, no manhood, no balls, nothing
Still with the references to manhood, balls, etc... Pedos can never be un-pedoed.
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You're totally an alter! You sumbitch.....you got me going! Props.
What's an alter, another dark humor kid joke?
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:19 pm to kajon
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I've put on a clinic about winning an argument with people like you.
Winning again? The last resort of a loser is to claim a win.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:18 pm to kajon
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My permanent record is kicking your arse in this thread.
I bet your permanent record involves you being tracked like an animal by law enforcement and having to check in monthly to make sure the old "Army Buddies" don't tempt you into being arrested again.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:16 pm to kajon
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Finish it.
Always with the sexual references, you sick bastard.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:14 pm to captdalton
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You seem to know a lot about pedophilia.
Not really. Kajun has been putting on a clinic about it though.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:13 pm to kajon
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....Goosfraba....(if you know, you know)
Everything you talk about involves children. :yack:
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:10 pm to kajon
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Jesus fricking Christ....(again, sorry Lord).....are you an alter keeping this thread alive? Please just say so and admit it.....you can't be THIS stupid.....can you?
You give bama fans a REALLY bad name.
(Don't worry bama fans, I know better)
Instead of saying Jesus fricking Christ, I want you to ask forgiveness for what you have likely done to the helpless and then the thread can be closed.
Deal?
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:06 pm to captdalton
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Will it go on his permanent record?
I'm sure his permanent record is already quite full; there probably wouldn't be room. He may likely be forced to wear another ankle bracelet though.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:03 pm to kajon
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Hey I know!.....let's make more nonsense with more nonsense!
You call ME the retard?
I totally won and you and everyone else knows it.
Like that Snickers commercial......"Get some nuts!"
...or join in the fun and MAKE FUN OF MY TEAM ALREADY.
More sexual innuendo jokes involving nuts, another VicTolY screech, more pandering to anyone that sides with you as you desperately wish for no one to believe that you are what you are, and on and on.
Are you retard?
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 10:01 pm to kajon
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We have a fricking winner right here....you've earned the blue ribbon.
Thread closed.....unless someone can do better.....doubt it.
Self-proclaiming vicToLy, declaring the thread closed, asking if posters are children and saying you could be a Bama fan for a day if so, stumping for NAMBLA, talking about what it takes to be a real man, flirting with Capt. Dalton and now sucking to him like a moth to a flame when he gives you some encouragement, listing the prerequisites to be an Army man, which apparently includes an attraction to boys, making pedo jokes, trying to get me to meet you, etc...
You are disgusting.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 9:56 pm to captdalton
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You can’t spell “one more damn humorless gasbag alter” without ShotGunGordon.
Humor is one thing, constantly promoting pedophilia is another.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 9:55 pm to kajon
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That little bit of respect I had for you......GONE.
Die on this hill you will.....LET IT GO ALREADY.
WTF is VicToLy?
How many times can you lose this fight? I'm very tired of winning.
Winning hurts sometimes.....sigh
VictOlY is when a loser self-pronounces himself to be winning in post after post as if saying it makes it so.
Don't worry, we all know what you are and will be aware of you from here on out.
re: You can't spell.....
Posted by ShotGunGordan on 1/6/26 at 9:47 pm to kajon
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Hey! How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?
...with a crowbar.
Pedo jokes are what pedos like, other than children.
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