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Keys Open Doors
| Favorite team: | Duke |
| Location: | In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion |
| Biography: | I schedule dates for Jimmy Garoppolo |
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| Occupation: | Retired Street Entertainer and Animal Trainer |
| Number of Posts: | 32804 |
| Registered on: | 12/29/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Has anyone made the move to flat brimmed caps
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/15/26 at 8:57 am to The Scofflaw
Go with an oversized hat

re: Reporter Lynn Jones congratulates Jaguars head coach after loss
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/12/26 at 12:17 pm to TheRouxGuru
Maybe not even a question…
“Talk about how your team needs to improve its run defense.”
:lol:
“Talk about how your team needs to improve its run defense.”
:lol:
re: New golfer advice
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/11/26 at 6:16 pm to TaderSalad
I think it’s Tour Edge Hot Launch.
Seems like a great brand for an older golfer with slower swing speeds.
Seems like a great brand for an older golfer with slower swing speeds.
re: Lindsey Vonn wins 45th World Cup downhill again today in Zauchensee, Austria
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/11/26 at 9:17 am to baldona
She won the bronze medal in 2019 in her signature event at the World Championship and then retired. She was regularly winning and placing in races the year before so she hadn’t fallen off.
I assume she had some surgeries that she delayed once she retired, and took her rehab very seriously afterwards.
I assume she had some surgeries that she delayed once she retired, and took her rehab very seriously afterwards.
re: Lindsey Vonn wins 45th World Cup downhill again today in Zauchensee, Austria
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/10/26 at 10:07 pm to Cosmo
She is doing great.
This could be a very successful Olympics for the US next month, across many sports.
This could be a very successful Olympics for the US next month, across many sports.
re: Tried The Spider ZT - WOW!
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/5/26 at 10:40 am to Root_User
It’s an awesome putter. I tried it out and was very impressed with it.
Then I saw the price tag: $450
I’m not good enough at golf to justify that so I tried some other putters and decided to go with the cheapest option that felt like the Spider ZT.
I got the Odyssey DFX with an oversized grip. Not as good but it was 1/3 of the price.
Then I saw the price tag: $450
I’m not good enough at golf to justify that so I tried some other putters and decided to go with the cheapest option that felt like the Spider ZT.
I got the Odyssey DFX with an oversized grip. Not as good but it was 1/3 of the price.
re: Kickers
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/5/26 at 9:27 am to bcoop199
They started doing this with archers during the Olympics :lol:
I’d be fully onboard with your suggestion.
I’d be fully onboard with your suggestion.
re: Michael Irvin coaching
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/3/26 at 5:04 pm to prplhze2000
1. Michael Irvin is naturally a hyped-up guy. I’m sure if he was a kid today, his teachers would beg him to get tested for ADHD
2. He knows what he’s talking about and is giving good advice to the receivers.
3. With all that being said, I’d be stunned if he could pass a drug test.
2. He knows what he’s talking about and is giving good advice to the receivers.
3. With all that being said, I’d be stunned if he could pass a drug test.
re: Ouch, they said that no one would watch the Pop Tart Bowl without the Irish.
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/3/26 at 11:23 am to SPEEDY
Haha, really? That is such a dumb claim.
Pop Tart, Sun, Holiday, and Cheez It have some of the best tie-ins, so if a team opts out, they’ll just a select a team from a slightly smaller bowl, that fits their connected conferences.
The Pop Tart bowl was always going to have two good teams.
Pop Tart, Sun, Holiday, and Cheez It have some of the best tie-ins, so if a team opts out, they’ll just a select a team from a slightly smaller bowl, that fits their connected conferences.
The Pop Tart bowl was always going to have two good teams.
re: Ouch, they said that no one would watch the Pop Tart Bowl without the Irish.
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 1/3/26 at 11:09 am to Cosmo
I think Pop Tarts has the best marketing team but Frosted Flakes and Cheez It are good as well. Duke’s Mayo, too.
re: The Sun Bowl
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/31/25 at 5:17 pm to LSUlefty
Was that the most enjoyable game so far for a neutral?
I’m clearly biased but enjoyed that very much.
I’m clearly biased but enjoyed that very much.
re: The Sun Bowl
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/31/25 at 11:58 am to usc6158
I am very excited to watch the second Satanic Showdown on the Border.
re: UNC basketball- Caleb Wilson
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/30/25 at 11:09 pm to FrankandBeans
He may be their best freshman since Hansbrough ( but is much more suited for the pro game).
re: NE WR Stefon Diggs facing felony charge
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/30/25 at 12:13 pm to nes2010
This would also indicate that it isn’t Cardi B
A strange move by the attorney for the reason you mentioned.
A strange move by the attorney for the reason you mentioned.
re: Women’s tennis world #1 Sabalenka loses to men’s #600 while having handicap rules
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/28/25 at 5:20 pm to lsupride87
600 isn’t what he really is though, that’s just because he was injured and missed tournaments last year.
He is more of a top 30-40 player (though he also isn’t at peak conditioning right now, either).
I suspect when he’s really in form though, it would be more like 6-1, 6-0 for Kyrgios.
He is more of a top 30-40 player (though he also isn’t at peak conditioning right now, either).
I suspect when he’s really in form though, it would be more like 6-1, 6-0 for Kyrgios.
re: If I hear one more office worker....
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/27/25 at 11:23 pm to Pondyrosa
A) I agree with your points
B) Are office workers really talking about how they wished they were in the trades?
I figured it was mostly a semi-ironic OT thing.
B) Are office workers really talking about how they wished they were in the trades?
I figured it was mostly a semi-ironic OT thing.
re: Cooper Flagg will be a top 5 player by next year
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/26/25 at 9:31 am to Fun Bunch
This class is really special. Flagg is putting up the second best age 18-19 season ever (and not too far from the gold standard. Kneuppel is shooting out of this world, Queen and Fears are doing amazing for the Pels, and then you have guys like Dylan Harper, VJ Edgecombe, the Kalkenbrenner the Hornets center, and Cedric Coward who would all be top 3 or 4 rookies in most classes.
And all besides Edgecombe could help with filling the gaps on Team USA as LeBron, Steph, and KD retire.
In fact, I think 10 of the lottery picks this year would be top 3-5 rookies in a typical year (not even talking about a bad year like 2024).
I think the 2026 draft class will also be very strong, before regressing to the mean.
And all besides Edgecombe could help with filling the gaps on Team USA as LeBron, Steph, and KD retire.
In fact, I think 10 of the lottery picks this year would be top 3-5 rookies in a typical year (not even talking about a bad year like 2024).
I think the 2026 draft class will also be very strong, before regressing to the mean.
re: NBA return on hold, Ben Simmons angling for success in pro fishing
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/23/25 at 3:38 pm to SPEEDY
Simmons has to have one of the most unique career stat lines in NBA history.
The only other guys with such a notable falloff were either drug addicts or suffered catastrophic injuries.
Neither would apply to Simmons. His is maybe 15 percent injuries, 15 percent yips, and 70 percent hating the game of basketball and having no sense of duty to justify his guarantee contract.
The only other guys with such a notable falloff were either drug addicts or suffered catastrophic injuries.
Neither would apply to Simmons. His is maybe 15 percent injuries, 15 percent yips, and 70 percent hating the game of basketball and having no sense of duty to justify his guarantee contract.
re: This year's top portal QB's set to ask for $4-5 million
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/23/25 at 11:53 am to Kinderman
Their agents may be asking for that but I am skeptical any of them will get that.
The complete lack of transparency is irritating when it comes to NIL coverage.
The complete lack of transparency is irritating when it comes to NIL coverage.
re: CBB Texas Tech vs Duke
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/20/25 at 10:00 pm to TigerLifer18
Anderson was the difference maker. Very quick shot and overall a very effective shooter.
re: Been dipping tobacco for 30 years.
Posted by Keys Open Doors on 12/19/25 at 6:16 pm to el Gaucho
Is this a post that isn’t in character?
Might be the first time I’ve seen it
Might be the first time I’ve seen it
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