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Number1Gump
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Atlanta, GA |
| Biography: | T-Town By Birth |
| Interests: | Money, Alcohol, Women |
| Occupation: | Airline Field Engineer |
| Number of Posts: | 1371 |
| Registered on: | 8/10/2009 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Tuscaloosa order restored
Posted by Number1Gump on 11/12/24 at 7:50 pm to Froman
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LSU didn’t lose to Alabama once while I was in college so when we win it feels like order has been restored.
That was the literally the best period in LSU's history
Good luck waiting for that to happen again.
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re: Question for Alabama fans
Posted by Number1Gump on 11/12/24 at 7:32 pm to Imber
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ou start 10x more threads about LSU than any other team on this board, and that's probably an under estimate. I don't think you or any other fan base can reasonably dispute that. I understand that you have a lot of ammunition this week, so feel free to pile on, but I just wonder what your motivation is. This week is no exception. It happens throughout the season and off season. We supposedly aren't your rival, but UT and Auburn seem to be after thoughts in your minds.
Care to comment on why this is the case?
I'm not sure where you're getting your stats but if you can't see the delusion and absolute obsession LSU fans have with Alabama then I don't know if you can be helped. Starting back in 2010....I've seen sooo many posts stating "Alabama is on the Decline", "Alabama ain't schit", "This is the year we're beating Bama", "Saban to Texas Longhorns", "Saban to the NY Giants".....I mean literally thousands of hopeful rumors started by LSU fans.
One would think that given our overall record over LSU and especially our record in Tiger Stadium that you guys would finally GET IT. Or at least learn to speak with calculated caution. It's like continuing to touch a hot skillet and wondering why you keep getting burned. Bama fans are like are these people in denial, overly optimistic, or just plain stupid? You guys have a major inferiority complex with Bama and don't realize it.
We can never say never but if I had to bet my life and all of my lifes earnings, I would bet that LSU will never have the rich illustrious history that Alabama enjoys. It's just 99.9% more probable that LSU will NEVER be in the same historical category of an Alabama, Notre Dame, Michigan, Oklahoma, even Tennessee. Deep down that burns you up and there is nothing you can do about it but vent and lash out. I get it....I just wish you guys could find peace and happiness with your place in the football world.
Yes, you'll beat us again one day and pound your chest like you always do instead of being humble and just enjoying the moment. Then you'll be like " We're going to beat your asses again next year." Even though history doesn't support that logic, you'll say it anyway. What you say LSU fans? Keep dat der logic stuff to yurself. Go Tiguhs!! A broken clock is right twice a day....Thats something you all just don't get. Have a good day.....But before I go let me do this favor for you if it helps your FEELINGS.
#BamaIsOnThe Decline
re: Faking injuries what can be done
Posted by Number1Gump on 9/29/24 at 10:25 am to UltimaParadox
The injured player has to sit out the remainder of that series AND the next!
re: Michigan’s marching band performed a fully LGBTQ-themed halftime show
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/1/24 at 12:39 pm to SECMeanSmore
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Isn't Saban a proud Democrat?
This statement belongs in a political forum but I'll bite. I'm a democrat but I don't agree with all this LGBTQ stuff. We need to stop associating certain labels with political beliefs. Just like I'm sure all conservatives aren't pro-choice.
At the end of the day if you were born a man then you're a man. IDFAF what you wanna be. I know plenty of libs that feel the same way. The media is pushing that schit not all libs!
re: How stupid is the LSU center?
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/1/24 at 12:20 pm to swinetime
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Duh snap the ball get a free play
Eaxactly....snap the ball, get the touchdown, decline the penalty.
re: Poll- Who melts more if Ga loses to Fla State, Bama fans or Ga fans?
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/5/23 at 7:36 pm to TrueTigerTale
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I’ll be honest, it would matter. And it would matter to any other fan base in Bama’s position.
I call BS!! I still don't get it. Why would Bama melt if FSU beats UGA? What in the hell does that have to do with us? If you let that schit bother you, you're way too sensitive also. We just wanna win the ship! I'm still on a high that we got in. Right now we just wanna bring the title back to its rightful home. Baby been missed!
re: Poll- Who melts more if Ga loses to Fla State, Bama fans or Ga fans?
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/5/23 at 7:23 pm to TrueTigerTale
Huh? Why would we melt? 
We are where we want to be...LOL
We are where we want to be...LOL
re: Bama fans wouldn't be so insufferable if they just acknowledged the grift
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/5/23 at 5:26 pm to Errerrerrwere
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I love it how they have every Gump at the University of Alabama giving cover to a corrupt institution on an LSU message board!
That's got to be the most insecure shite anyone has ever done!
I don't think most of us see this as an LSU board. We see it as a board where we can come talk SEC Sports.
re: Bama fans wouldn't be so insufferable if they just acknowledged the grift
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/5/23 at 5:24 pm to Thundercles
Yep, it's complete shenanigans but it benefited me and I'm happy about it, and we were placed in the playoffs because the powers that be decided it would be better for TV.
Now there! Happy!
Now there! Happy!
re: What should FSU have done differently to get in?
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/4/23 at 9:04 am to DyeHardDylan
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Schedule all 4 non-conference games against the SEC since 2 wins wasn’t enough?
Try harder to keep their QB from being injured?
Add an extra game to the schedule to be the first 13-0 regular season P5 team?
I believe if they had been a little more productive offensively against Louisville's defense it would have helped.
re: Sorry FSU but the committee got it right.
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 7:51 pm to lsufball19
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Alabama beat Michigan?
Not yet!
re: College football is now a glorified beauty contest, I’m out
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 7:28 pm to MetryMauler
See ya fella!!
re: Bama fans' 5 stages of grief
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 3:13 pm to atlantarebs
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I have seen like 5 Alabama fans melt, it’s almost entirely LSU fans for some reason
I said in an earlier post...I was thinking LSU fans were in denial but I'm starting to think they're just plain stupid!
#TheyNeverLearn
re: ALABAMA is in
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 3:09 pm to iconucon
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Good decision. FSU injury situation knocked them out. Bama vs. Michigan and Texas vs. Washington are great matchups.
Congrats to Bama and Coach Saban.
Beat OSU!
re: What happens when Texas handles Bama in the title game?
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 2:18 pm to TexasFightAtAllCost
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Thoughts? Any A&M chumps wanna chime in here?
You guys will have won the 2024 College Football National Championship maybe???
re: Did the networks have anything to do with the decision?
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 2:13 pm to The Baker
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Was not a catch.
Huh?
re: Emotional
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 1:47 pm to FlyDownTheField83
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Wow, an Alabama fan melting after they WON the SECCG and got in the CFP.
Glad those gumps are not brittle self-obsessed whiners
You really think thats a melt?
I just don't understand you people who keep doubting Bama but continue to be wrong. Like I said....at this point either denial or just Stupid. Been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but since I do learn from the past I have to start leaning towards Stupid. re: Emotional
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 1:10 pm to Champagne
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I agree that THIS IS the time for all fans of the Alabama college football team to gloat and taunt like never before.
Just 14 hours ago most Loseiana were saying Alabama is DREAMING there no way they get in. 95% of the time yall spout schit about Alabama losing you end up being wrong. At first I was chalking it up to denial, but its starting to turn from denial to just plain stupidity. Continuing to doubt Bama hasn't worked well for you but yet you keep hanging your hat on it. (sigh) Yall remind of that guy on Animal House that was getting hit with the paddle and kept saying "Thank you sir may I have another" LOL...I forget his name but it seems you guys enjoy pain. I mean for goodness sake.....Just shut the F up instead of getting fat off of crow, time after time after time.
#NeverLearn
re: Emotional
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 12:53 pm to SquarePizzaRebel
Someone doesn't know what irony means. Either that or you need that work on self reflection. I give teams their due when they deserve it (even if I hate them). Some fanbases have a high percentage of fans that can't do it.
Either that or you need that work on self reflection. I give teams their due when they deserve it (even if I hate them). Some fanbases have a high percentage of fans that can't do it. Emotional
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 12:47 pm
Many of you are too emotional and can't make rational decisions when stressed like women. Any other time MOST of you would be saying there's no way, under any circumstance an SEC champion should be left out of the playoff. But because its Bama (and we all know who in here has an inferioty complex with Bama) now you're claiming Bama shouldn't be in, this is a travesty, this is gonna be a championship with an asterisk!! LOL You think we care? Question? Honestly Do you give a schit when Bama says "Well your 2007 team won the natty with two losses"? 
All this whining, complaining, and clearly detachment from reality is emotionally based and make you look like lil Bi+ches. Man up! Lick your wounds, and get ready for the Birmingham bowl. Self reflexion and emotional intelligence is something many of you need to work on. Yall mofos real catty!!
You think we care? Question? Honestly Do you give a schit when Bama says "Well your 2007 team won the natty with two losses"? All this whining, complaining, and clearly detachment from reality is emotionally based and make you look like lil Bi+ches. Man up! Lick your wounds, and get ready for the Birmingham bowl. Self reflexion and emotional intelligence is something many of you need to work on. Yall mofos real catty!! re: The committee's rankings betray themselves....
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 12:12 pm to koreandawg
If it helps, I think Georgia should be ranked #5 ahead of FSU!
re: No matter who wins the MNC it will be shared with FSU.
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 12:05 pm to LatinTiger30
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No matter who wins the MNC it will be shared with FSU.
Sorry, Georgia will boatrace them in the Bowl game.
re: Another asterisk for Bama?
Posted by Number1Gump on 12/3/23 at 11:58 am to topcat88
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Another asterisk for Bama?
I'll take it!! And just to show you we're not haters and delisional like you, Congratulations on to Jayden Daniels for the Heisman.
re: You are welcome Alabama
Posted by Number1Gump on 10/2/22 at 9:01 pm to Tuscaloosa
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I’d rather be #2-4 headed into the playoffs
LOL...every Bama fan I know feels the same way. We're use to it. For what its worth Georgia fans you're still #1. We just care about how we end the year. I know being #1 during the season gives their fans some sort of natural High. They can have it!
re: Spurrier: Georgia will make adjustments on defense, beat Bama to win National Championship
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/8/22 at 2:51 pm to Bench McElroy
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The Crimson Tide defeated Georgia 41-24 to win the SEC Championship on Dec. 4, but Spurrier has been bullish on the Bulldogs’ title chances throughout the season, and the first result didn’t dissuade his thinking.
"They’re due for the football gods to maybe smile on them this time," Spurrier said.
“I believe Georgia is going to do something different with their defense. After they played the first time, they’re going to say, ‘We can’t sit in these zones, and we’ve got to get pressure on the quarterback somehow,’” said Spurrier, who coached in same-season rematch games five times as the coach at Florida or South Carolina, winning the second installment twice.
Solid!!
re: Bogus National Title claims: Alabama claims 18 but most are questionable
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/8/22 at 1:12 pm to SoFla Tideroller
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I wonder how many posters have figured out this thread was not made to troll Bama fans...
Nah....it was really made to pay homage to how great the Bama program is. I'll allow it!
re: Bogus National Title claims: Alabama claims 18 but most are questionable
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/8/22 at 1:02 pm to BeeFense5
19*
Oh yea....We'll take it!!
Oh yea....We'll take it!!
re: Bogus National Title claims: Alabama claims 18 but most are questionable
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/8/22 at 12:56 pm to Chicken
Hmmmm...I'm disappointed Chicken! I thought you were better than this. Out of all the teams and coaches you have listed only Alabama has titles with asterisks. LOL....You even made up 3 different categories with asterisks just for Bama. How about LSU's 2007 Natty with 2 losses? You don't think that deserves an asterisk? Bottom line is I know it hurts and its gotta be frustrating as schit but no matter who your team is or what metric you use Bama has more Nattys than them. Deal wit it!! 
re: Bogus National Title claims: Alabama claims 18 but most are questionable
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/8/22 at 12:41 pm to Chicken
Hopefully #19 is on the way!!
re: SEC fan bases rooting for Alabama and Georgia, ranked in order of fanaticism:
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/8/22 at 12:35 pm to 1801
quote:
"wEsT iS bEtTeR tHaN tHe EaSt"
Bowl Game Margins
UGA +23 <-
ALA +21
USC +17 <-
ARK +14
KEN +3 <-
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MIZ -2 <-
TEN -3 <-
AUB -4
FLA -12 <-
OLE -14
LSU -22
MSU -27
ATM
How does the bowl series wins vs loses determine who is better between the east and west when they consist of games with teams from different conferences?
re: Alabama shouldn’t have even made the playoffs
Posted by Number1Gump on 1/8/22 at 12:07 pm to Godawgs4
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Cincinnati & Michigan had equal opportunities to keep it from being an all SEC final.
This is logical. But they're like women. Logic escapes them!
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